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I know you had to tell me that...but why would you tell me that. I mean, I know that show'd you what emotions are like....but....what I'm asking....
Ehhhh.......
Oh uhhh *points behind Red* they have alcohol...we'll talk after you do your thing...
 
*continues petting kitten while its sleeping*
*notices chest has gotten bigger*
*whispers*
I guess I need to feed her.
Wait, why would my thighs get bigger?
*looks down at thighs in utter confusion*
 
Alright, if y’all are so tough, You’ll drink this.
*Summons a bottle of eldritchian Wine, made of 100% alcohol.*
 
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