Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Im actually....*takes off mask*Jean-François from the Nintendo 3DS game Rhythm Theif & The emperor’s treasure
omg no way

 

[Sir Fungus]

So uh...
*teleports next to kit*
I see you modified yourself again.

 

[BunnyVT]

Stop yelling!
Damnit, now you've done it!
*kitten wakes up*

*Doesn't listen to her because I'm drunk and angry*
TOBY WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!!

 

[.Arteries.]

*Doesn't listen to her because I'm drunk and angry*
TOBY WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!!

YOU WON'T!!! *Runs faster*

 

[Lone Star II]

*sets kitten into a crib in the house*
Now, I'm mad. You woke up my fucking kitten.
*shadow clones to Toby and Bun*
BE QUIET! BOTH OF YOU!
*grabs Toby and Bun*
*gives them both a dozen bottles of vodka*
NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!

 

[.Arteries.]

*sets kitten into a crib in the house*
Now, I'm mad. You woke up my fucking kitten.
*shadow clones to Toby and Bun*
BE QUIET! BOTH OF YOU!
*grabs Toby and Bun*
*gives them both a dozen bottles of vodka*
NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!

...

 

[BunnyVT]

YOU WON'T!!! *Runs faster*

*Cranks up speed and turns the corner*
DAMMIT TOBY!!!

*sets kitten into a crib in the house*
Now, I'm mad. You woke up my fucking kitten.
*shadow clones to Toby and Bun*
BE QUIET! BOTH OF YOU!
*grabs Toby and Bun*
*gives them both a dozen bottles of vodka*
NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!

*Alcoholic Happiness* YES!!

 

[Lone Star II]

My kitten is trying to sleep.

...

AND

*Cranks up speed and turns the corner*
DAMMIT TOBY!!!


*Alcoholic Happiness* YES!!

I don't think that I want to experience breastfeeding right at the moment. Now be quiet.

 

[.Arteries.]

*Cranks up speed and turns the corner*
DAMMIT TOBY!!!

 

[Sir Fungus]

My kitten is trying to sleep.

AND

I don't think that I want to experience breastfeeding right at the moment. Now be quiet.

*Adjusts Helmet Visor*
I wouldn’t mind that experience~

 

[BunnyVT]

*Adjusts Helmet Visor*
I wouldn’t mind that experience~

Ooh, He's trying to get lucky!!!
*Still drunk as hell and opening a bottle of vodka*

 

[Lone Star II]

*glances at Fungus for a sec and blushes hard*
*walks over to crib*
Now, who wants to take care of the kitten?
*walks over to Toby and Bun*
You both get an hour because of that.
So who goes first?

 

[.Arteries.]

Ooh, He's trying to get lucky!!!
*Still drunk as hell and opening a bottle of vodka*

Hahaha.

*glances at Fungus for a sec and blushes hard*
*walks over to crib*
Now, who wants to take care of the kitten?
*walks over to Toby and Bun*
You both get an hour because of that.
So who goes first?

... hour of what?

 

[BunnyVT]

*glances at Fungus for a sec and blushes hard*
*walks over to crib*
Now, who wants to take care of the kitten?
*walks over to Toby and Bun*
You both get an hour because of that.
So who goes first?

Hour of what??

 

[Lone Star II]

Hour of what??

An hour of taking care of my kitten while I get to relax.

 

[BunnyVT]

.....*Looks at Toby*

 

[.Arteries.]

An hour of taking care of my kitten while I get to relax.

 

[Lone Star II]

Well? Who goes first?

 

[.Arteries.]

.....*Looks at Toby*

DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!

 

[BunnyVT]

TOBY!!!

 

[Sir Fungus]

An hour of taking care of my kitten while I get to relax.

I can help you relax~

 

[.Arteries.]

TOBY!!!

BUN VOLUNTEERS AS TRIBUTE!!!

 

[Lone Star II]

*gets out claws*
If you don't STOP YELLING, then you get 2 hours. EACH. I'll have Fungus pick. You no longer get to choose.

 

[Sir Fungus]

....hmm.

 

[Redfork2000]

((((But then again theres MAGIC CITY))))

WoAH....damn.....I guess being a robot you wouldn't have other things to hold you back from confessing that either, huh.....I wasn't expecting that.....

Well... I didn't believe an automaton would be able to feel love... but here we are. It doesn't matter what else happens in this chaotic and variable space we call the world, I will be here for you, always. I want to be there for you, to be by your side, help you with anything, no matter how big or small.