DatBoi
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Imagine the meetings before that game.
‘Hey, Joey, you got the broadsword?’
‘Yeah, I got it. Cap, you got the vampire bats?’
‘Yep, all 100 of them.’
‘Um...what were you gonna do with those again?’
‘Im gonna hide them under my robes, then release them halfway through the game. It’ll be hilarious.’
‘...how does that help us.’
‘Cause...ya know. They suck blood. It’ll be cool.’
‘Yeah, but they’ll suck our blood too.’
‘You’re fired.’
‘Hey, Joey, you got the broadsword?’
‘Yeah, I got it. Cap, you got the vampire bats?’
‘Yep, all 100 of them.’
‘Um...what were you gonna do with those again?’
‘Im gonna hide them under my robes, then release them halfway through the game. It’ll be hilarious.’
‘...how does that help us.’
‘Cause...ya know. They suck blood. It’ll be cool.’
‘Yeah, but they’ll suck our blood too.’
‘You’re fired.’