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[Gadg8eer]

Nightwolf slightly shrank back in fear, finding herself against the wall."..Where the hell am I?! How did I get through that fourth wall I saw?!"*She panicked silently.
(OH MY GLITCH, IS THAT WALL-E?!)

Well, it was a WALL-E. Like a weird cross between The BRIX Movie and a Pixar film, in Sidney's The Loneliest Robot on Earth, a subtle product placement for the Buy-n-Large "Waste Accumulative Load Lifter Engine" was turned into a surprisingly good feature film. In other words, "Roomba: The Movie" made the WALL-E line the flagship of BnL's RefUrbanoid ("Refurbished Urbanoid HCP") product line of backwards-compatible household robots.

While the WALL-E that was in the movie was merely based off of the missing one that had "disappeared" when Erwin O'Skunk fled his former hometown of New Pemberton, this one was the real deal. He wouldn't be hooking up with an EVE unit, but then it wasn't the exact same one so the canon of the movie was unaffected. In this case, the WALL-E was quite happy living with a kindly old lady, though he was empathic enough to go out of his way to help someone in distress.

Unsure of how to handle the scared hologram, but recognizing they probably couldn't hurt him, WALL-E approached to what would feel like a comfortable distance for Nightwolf. "I... WALL-E. You?"

 

[Gadg8eer]

"Okay, enough exposition for you guys today. I'm gonna have to start charging by the hour for that. That, or I could ask head office to let me do the tech training videos from now on. Actually, that's not a bad idea." Hum let out a loud yawn. "Alright, I have a hunch about what's wrong with your van. Let me just..."

Hum took a damaged HCP out of one of his many pockets and opened a cover panel on his gauntlet, where an additional HCP slot had been "mostly safely" soldered to the main board. He carefully placed the HCP into the slot and modified a... frankly concerning number of dip switches before closing the panel. "Okay, let's take a peek under the hood, shall we?"

The HCP surged to life with arcs of unsafe-looking electricity. But he knew what he was doing. They didn't call him HardModeWarez just because it felt like sandpaper to pronounce. A hand of strange, mystical looking cards was dealt into his palm, though one seemed to scramble with unstable PLixels, showing only the shifting pattern of television static. Thankfully, the card he was looking for present: A one-eyed sailor, holding a spyglass backward in front of his eyepatch. The words "REVERSE LOOKUP" were printed plain as day at the top. Hum took the card, dealt it onto the dashboard, and, for reasons seemingly only known to him, honked lightly on the horn. Immediately, an entire deck's worth of the strange cards sprawled itself out in the air in front of him.

"Hmm... One of these things is not like the others!~" He took a card labelled "Fake Item Box" from the array of cards and flipped it to Juan with a flick of his fingers as the remaining cards shuffled themselves back into a deck. "No disassemble, Juanny Five, I found your problem. Somebody set this van to 'evil'. When was the last time you flushed the inventory on this thing?"

"Not my van, compadre." Juan reminded him. "I wouldn't be caught dead driving-"

"You drove my van just yesterday!" Tobi reminded Juan.

"-something salmon-colored?" Juan nervously, trying to lessen the impact. "Ow!" he said as Tobi jabbed him lightly in the ribs with her elbow.

"What's in the inventory? I've been meaning to sort through it, but my Sylladex config is awful and we're not supposed to make use of our Tech stuff off-duty." Tobi asked.

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

Well, it was a WALL-E. Like a weird cross between The BRIX Movie and a Pixar film, in Sidney's The Loneliest Robot on Earth, a subtle product placement for the Buy-n-Large "Waste Accumulative Load Lifter Engine" was turned into a surprisingly good feature film. In other words, "Roomba: The Movie" made the WALL-E line the flagship of BnL's RefUrbanoid ("Refurbished Urbanoid HCP") product line of backwards-compatible household robots.

While the WALL-E that was in the movie was merely based off of the missing one that had "disappeared" when Erwin O'Skunk fled his former hometown of New Pemberton, this one was the real deal. He wouldn't be hooking up with an EVE unit, but then it wasn't the exact same one so the canon of the movie was unaffected. In this case, the WALL-E was quite happy living with a kindly old lady, though he was empathic enough to go out of his way to help someone in distress.

Unsure of how to handle the scared hologram, but recognizing they probably couldn't hurt him, WALL-E approached to what would feel like a comfortable distance for Nightwolf. "I... WALL-E. You?"

"...N-Nightwolf..." her voice, obviously showing overwhelmed and overstimulated signs, quietly escaped the clearly cautious being.

 

[Gadg8eer]

"...N-Nightwolf..." her voice, obviously showing overwhelmed and overstimulated signs, quietly escaped the clearly cautious being.

"Hello... Nigh-it-wolf!" WALL-E softly said. "You... need... help?"

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

"Hello... Nigh-it-wolf!" WALL-E softly said. "You... need... help?"

Nightwolf perked up, her eyes slightly sparkling as she realized it was worried. "Y-Yeah, uh... where am I..?"
Of course she'd ask that. "This place is... really overwhelming and I do not like overwhelming places..." she admitted.

 

[Gadg8eer]

Nightwolf perked up, her eyes slightly sparkling as she realized it was worried. "Y-Yeah, uh... where am I..?"
Of course she'd ask that. "This place is... really overwhelming and I do not like overwhelming places..." she admitted.

If WALL-E units were programmed to be more vocal, they probably would choose to be more talkative if they were to gain a Glitch personality, but as the line was originally made to take garbage out and look cute/cool, this one had of course developed a personality from that basic code. It wasn't unheard of for most robots to display traits similar to heavy autism when they gained some sort of personality, though to be fair such an occurrence hadn't happened since the Urbanoid-compatible Killbot Incident of 2000 for obvious reasons.

As such, WALL-E didn't quite know what to do himself, but he had a good idea of who could, and after putting his grasper to a spot roughly equivalent to his chin in a moment of thought ( He was made in the early 1990s, his Random Access Memory was in the kiloPLixels; I think we can cut him a break ) snapped his gripper-appendages to express getting an idea and motioned to follow him back to the building the little robot emerged from.

 

[Lady Moldoma]

The mirror shimmered as the Matroishka accepted the request, and Gadg8eer stepped through into the Matroishka and looked around...

Zoe turned her head to the side and rose her arm, letting a single finger raise. "Gate." She said, and a see-through portal to a large white area opened up.



"If we're not going for ringouts, the standard modular combat experimentation room should work." She tells Gadg8.

"I hope you're not touchy about me showing you how I think your abilities should be used. Namely that you should stockpile and craft as much fuel as you can for that jetpack, or get one that doesn't rely on something like ammo. Maybe one that has a regenerating fuel meter or something." She says, stepping inside. "It's crucial to like, half of the things I'm gonna show you. So aim for that."

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

If WALL-E units were programmed to be more vocal, they probably would choose to be more talkative if they were to gain a Glitch personality, but as the line was originally made to take garbage out and look cute/cool, this one had of course developed a personality from that basic code. It wasn't unheard of for most robots to display traits similar to heavy autism when they gained some sort of personality, though to be fair such an occurrence hadn't happened since the Urbanoid-compatible Killbot Incident of 2000 for obvious reasons.

As such, WALL-E didn't quite know what to do himself, but he had a good idea of who could, and after putting his grasper to a spot roughly equivalent to his chin in a moment of thought ( He was made in the early 1990s, his Random Access Memory was in the kiloPLixels; I think we can cut him a break ) snapped his gripper-appendages to express getting an idea and motioned to follow him back to the building the little robot emerged from.

Nightwolf quietly and hesitantly got up, deciding to follow the small and friendly robot.