Fandom Gamestuck 2 (A Homestuck AU RP)

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: it just DAwnED on mE.


UC: Do your troll FriEnDs know ABout humAns?


UC: you shoulD proBABly wArn thEm.


@electroShogun

 

[Kurai Okami]

QG: Ah!


QG: I'm sorry!


QG: I didn't mean to offend you!


QG: You see, I'm not a troll.


QG: I don't have horns, and my skin is a peach-ish color.


QG: My hair is blonde and my eyes aren't yellow.


QG: And I am one of the few who would be generally intrigued about your species.


F*ck F*ck F*ck this is going really badly, WHY HAVE YOU F*CKED UP SO BAD!





QG: Um... can you turn on more lights so I can see where to place these machines?





@MoltenLightning

 

[electroShogun]

AT: I didn't know about humans until I met you...


AT: Wait, you mean BP is a human too?!





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: i know AA is.


UC: i think Bp is too.


UC: i thouGht wE All wErE!


@electroShogun

 

[MoltenLightning]

SF: ...


SF: SURE!


SF: E/-/E/-/!


Vix: Turn on the lights


You flick on more lights, feeling strange. You wait for him to do his thing. Whilst you wait, you watch Fenras. They seemed to be occupied in something else, which was fine. But you were starting to become a little weary. What did that make QG if he wasn't a troll?

 

[Kurai Okami]

QG: Alright thank you, and I will explain more about my species later


QG: Now...placing these machines.





You place all of the necessary machines.





QG: Ok, although I have much knowledge on lots of things.


QG: I have no clue what any of these do.


@MoltenLightning

 

[MoltenLightning]

Vix: What?!


SF: I DON'T EIT|-|ER!


SF: O/-/ GOG, T|-|IS ISN'T GOING VERY WELL.


SF: MAYBE I CAN ASK A FRIEND


Vix: Contact


SF: FENRAS?


SF: DO YOU /-/AVE ANY CLUE -\OW TO WORK T|-|ESE MAC|-|INES?


SF: ALSO I'M EXTREMELY SORRY IF YOUR BUSY, I'M JUST CONFUSED.


@Kurai Okami


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: Worry


AT: SF must be losing herrrr mind...


@Midnight Phantom


You get a message from Vix. You brace for her freaking out... oh. She's not.


AT: It's a little complicated...


AT: Firrrrst, you have to open the furrrrnace-like thing.


AT: Hit the top harrrrd with something heavy. A glowing ball should come out.


AT: Once that's done, turrrrn the valve to get a crrrrystal tube.


AT: Take the carrrrd and put it into the carrrrving table, then set the tube on it.


AT: It'll carrrrve the tube into a totem.


AT: While that's happening, find something useless and thrrrrow it into the glowing ball.


AT: Then once the totem's done, put it on the stage thing, and something will appearrrr.


AT: Brrrreak that thing, and you'rrrre in the game.


AT: Did you follow all that?





@MoltenLightning

 

[Kurai Okami]

Drew: Uuuuuuh?


You accidentally pick up the.... cocoon thing and squiggle your mouse across the screen in attempts to figure out what you just did. You end up scraping it against all the machines and put it down in the opposite end of the room.


QG: Sorry, I'm still figuring out the controls.


QG: This is a little more complicated than i originally thought.


@MoltenLightning

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: i Got this stuFF CAllED Grist.


UC: not surE whAt it DoEs.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: Look through menus


You look through the various menus of the game.


AT: It looks like Grrrrist is a kind of rrrresourrrrce.


AT: I need it to build things in yourrrr hive.


AT: See if you can collect morrrre.





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Ulrich : Go Fight More


You climb out the window and find some more of the aggressive Rubix-Monsters.


Ulrich : Strife!


You pull out your harp and start bashing the monster's plastic heads in, cracking them open. More "Grist" flows out of their heads, and you collect it.


Ulrich : Climb


You climb back up the side of the house and back into your room.


UC: Got somE morE.


@electroShogun

 

[MoltenLightning]

Vixnen: Listen


You immediately get up from your chair and throw the nearest rock on top of the machine. It misses. Then, suddenly, your recupracoon launches off of the ground and taps the top of the machine in its adventure to the other side. An orb popped out, glowing strangely. You look for something, ANYTHING you could throw in there. Closing your eyes, you grasp something with both arms and lob it into the sprite. Oh gog.


Vixnen: What?


And this is what happens when you do things by yourself. What have you created?! A CHEST!? Okay, its fine. It'll be okay, just calm down. You begin turning the valve to take your mind off of it. You get the card and put it in the stuff, and then you get a TOTEM. You then put it on the Alchemiter, and let it do the thing. It brought out a jar. And, in that jar, laid a ship. Huh. But, doing as Fenras said, you smash that thing on the ground.


Whoooosh


Welcome to the land of Cyclones and Silver.


Vix: Look around


Oddly enough, some crazy winds were whipping up around you, sending your small land chunk on a ride whenever one came near. You couldn't see much other than that. Behind you, a creature growled. You thought at first, it was just Keep. But it was lighter. You turn around, then see some strange monstrosity of multiple colors and a huge chest-like mouth. You equip your grappling hook and hook onto him. Hurtling towards him, you shove your foot in front of you and kick him directly in the face. He suddenly bursts into these weird blue THINGS. You were a little too stunned to move. But, you manage to get to your Husktop.


Vix: Inform


SF: I DID IT?


SF: I'M IN T|-|IS STRANGE PLACE W/-/ERE T|-|ERE ARE CRAZY WINDS ROCKING MY |-|IVE.


SF: AND NOW T/-/ERE WAS A CREATURE T|-|AT ATTACKED ME, AND T-\EN AFTER I BEAT -\IM UP /-/E BURST INTO BLUE T|-|INGS.


SF: FROM T|-|ERE, I |-|AVE NO CLUE W/-/AT IS GOING ON.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: I think I can put down a new machine.





You open the build menu and try to place down a Punch Designix, but there's no more space in Ulrich's respiteblock.


AT: Can I move something frrrrom yourrrr rrrrespiteblock


AT: Like that weirrrrd flat thing in the corrrrnerrrr?





@Midnight Phantom


You reply to Vix's message.


AT: Those blue things arrrre called Grrrrist.


AT: Collect them, they'rrrre imporrrrtant.


AT: Aside frrrrom that, I know just about as much as you do.





@MoltenLightning

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: thE BED?


UC: surE.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: Is that what it's called?


AT: What is it forrrr?





You pick up the "bed" and move it into a different block of the house. You find just enough space for it in a white block with a strange-looking chair and what appears to be an empty recuperacoon.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: you lAy Down on AnD slEEp on it.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: Oh, so it's like a rrrrecuperrrracoon.


AT: Only without the soporrrr slime.





You place the Punch Designix down where the "bed" used to be.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: no iDEA whAt a rECuppErACoon is.


UC: i'm GonnA hAvE Fun lEArninG ABout troll CulturE.


@electroShogun

 

[Nawmoo]

==> Drey: Enter kitchen.


Calling it a kitchen would be an understatement, it's more like a small mess hall that's stocked full with essentials. It practically has everything, including delicious snack foods! Though, you had to beg Boss into getting those in the first place. He only caved into getting some, after you wrote out a "detailed" document on how the stockage of junk food would increase morale. He then later returned your document with a "B-" written on the top of it. You felt a bit pissed about that, but you didn't hold anything against him when he actually went with it.


==> Drey: Snack time!


Right, you're here to find the PERFECT SNACK to be your spirit guide and your enemy. Quite a conundrum, but you're up to the challenge. Obviously, the snack would have to be both delicious and possibly easy to defeat in combat!


...Okay, that last part sounded kind of whack, but you know what it meant.

 

[electroShogun]

AT: This is still so strrrrange...


AT: You have so many colorrrrs...


AT: What about yourrrr blood? What colorrrr is that?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[MoltenLightning]

SF: O/-/, T/-/ANK YOU!


SF: I'LL DO T/-/AT RIG/-/T AWAY T-\EN.


SF: /-/OW MUC/-/ DO YOU T|-|INK I S/-/OULD GET?


Vix: Get more?


Well, you didn't seem to have much choice as a creature with chest-like quality came into your hive. You switch your grappling hook to harpoon mode and pierce his guy before pulling him towards you. The momentum carries the grist over to your chair, and you feel moderately pleased. You were glad you took those lessons from Keep. Though, remembering back, you did a lot wrong there. It probably carried over.


Vix: Reply to QG


SF: |-|ELLO AGAIN.


SF: I APPARENTLY NEED TO COLLECT T/-/ESE BLUE T|-|INGS


SF: BUT I DON'T KNOW W/-/AT TO DO FROM T|-|ERE.


SF: I'M NOT GOOD WIT-\ T-\ESE KINDS OF T|-|INGS AS IT IS.


@electroShogun


@Kurai Okami

 

[Kurai Okami]

QG: As far as I know you're doing excellent dear.


QG: Also, from what I can see around your house.


QG: It's...confusing to say the least.


QG: Perhaps it would be beneficial to explore and kill more of those...things.





@MoltenLightning


Well; although that could have gone better, you did it!


Drew: check on server





QG: BP


QG: You there?


QG: I just got SF through.


QG: You'll never believe what I've discovered!





@Rhodus

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: humAns hAvE BluE BlooD thAt turns DArk rED whEn in ContACt with Air.


@electorShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: Interrrresting...


AT: Rrrred bloods arrrre the lowest bloods in ourrrr society


AT: Blue is the highest of the midbloods


AT: I myself have olive grrrreen blood





@Midnight Phantom


Fenras: Reply to Vix


AT: I'm not surrrre


AT: Trrrry to collect as much as you can.


@MoltenLightning