Fandom Gamestuck 2 (A Homestuck AU RP)

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: so thE hEirArChy oF troll soCiEty is BAsED on BlooD Color?


UC: most plACEs on EArth BAsE your soCiAl stAtus on how muCh monEy you hAvE.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: What's money?





Human society really confuses you...


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: monEy is An objEct with no vAluE outsiDE oF its rEspECtivE soCiEty.


UC: wE ExChAnGE it For GooDs AnD sErviCEs.


UC: AnD thE pEoplE hiGhEst in soCiEty FinD ExCusEs to tAkE All thE monEy thE lowEr ClAss works For.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: That's so strrrrange...


AT: We don't have anything like that on Alterrrrnia.





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: yEAh.


UC: humAn soCiEty is FuCkinG DumB.


@electroShogun


UC: AA!


UC: whErE thE hEll ArE you!?


UC: thE CloCk is tiCkinG!


@Nawmoo

 

[electroShogun]

AT: So what does this money look like?


AT: Is it some sorrrrt of metal block orrrr something?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: slips oF pApEr with thE FACEs oF worlD lEADErs on thEm.


UC: AnD AGAin, thEy ArE oF no vAluE outsiDE thEir rEspECtivE Country.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: That is one of the strrrrangest things I've everrrr hearrrrd.


AT: Is it used forrrr barrrrterrrring?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: yEs.


UC: wE GivE it to pEoplE in ExChAnGE For FooD, ClothinG, shEltEr, AnD morE.


@electroShogun

 

[MoltenLightning]

Vix: Reply to QG


SF: ALRIG/-/T, I'LL DO T|-|AT T-\EN.


Vix: Reply to Fenras


SF: I'LL TRY. |-|OW -\AVE T/-/INGS BEEN GOING ON YOUR END? -\AS IT BEEN GOING WELL?


SF: O-\!


SF: I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO TELL YOU, BUT QG IS APPARENTLY NOT A TROLL!


SF: I'M SORT OF WORRIED. DOES T-\AT MAKE -\IM SOME SORT OF STRANGE CREATURE FROM ANOT/-/ER WORLD?


SF: /-/E DID SAY -\E DIDN'T |-|AVE -\ORNS, W/-/IC/-/ IS VERY CONCERNING.


SF: I WONDER W|-|AT T|-|AT MAKES EVERYONE ELSE!?


@Kurai Okami


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: I only just found out myself.


AT: UC, and prrrrobably the otherrrrs, arrrre "humans".


AT: Some kind of species that doesn't have horrrrns


AT: Theirrrr hairrrr and skin can be all sorrrrts of colorrrrs too.


AT: They'rrrre frrrrom a planet called Earrrrth, apparrrrently.





@MoltenLightning

 

[MoltenLightning]

Vix: Reply


SF: O-\ GOG, T/-/IS IS ALL SO STRANGE! W|-|Y DIDN'T WE KNOW ABOUT T-\IS BEFORE?


SF: WELL, NOW WE AT LEAST KNOW T|-|AT ALIENS EXIST.


SF: ONE MOMENT, T|-|ERES A CREATURE /-/ERE TRYING TO EAT ME WIT-\ IT'S


SF: O/-/ WAIT


SF: KEEP |-|AS /-/IM UNDER CONTROL


SF: O/-/ GEEZ, S/-/E LOOKS MAD


SF: I'M GOING TO CALM -\ER DOWN.


SF: OR AT LEAST TRY.


Vix: Strife?!


Keep looks mad. You approach her, though she growls. She starts running at you in what appeared to be blind fury. Instead of attacking you, however, she leaps over you and into the chest orb thing. A bright flash occurs, and your lusus stares down at you with a wider, chest-like maw. She scowls, chest-like face baring it's teeth.


"YOU'RE LUCKY. I SAVED YOUR LIFE. YOU APPARENTLY CAN'T DO IT YOURSELF. AREN'T YOU THANKFUL!?"


She bellowed, maw opening and closing in strange rhythms. You gulp.


"Yeah! Of course!"


"GOOD. NOW, I'LL BE TAKING A NAP."


She stated, then seemed to realize that it would be hard. So, she somehow folded into herself until she just became a normal looking chest. Other than the fact that it was glowing. The ears were gone, becoming handles. Well, that was... Odd.


Vix: Inform


SF: UM.


SF: MY LUSUS JUST...


SF: S|-|E DECIDED S/-/E WANTED TO JUMP INTO T/-/E ORB?


SF: AND NOW S-\E IS A FLOATING G/-/OST C/-/EST?


SF: I REALLY DON'T KNOW W|-|AT'S GOING ON -\ALF T/-/E TIME IN T-\IS GAME.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: Your lusus did what?!


AT: Hold on, I'm gonna trrrry to find out how to get it out!





@MoltenLightning


You quickly send a message to Ulrich.


AT: Vix's lusus just jumped into the glowing ball!


AT: How do we get it out?!


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: it just prototypED itsElF.


UC: no wAy to GEt it out.


UC: its A Ghost now.


@electroShogun


Ulrich : Hear Shouting


Oh fuck.


"Ulrich! Get down here!"


Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.


Ulrich : Go Downstairs


You go downstairs and into the living room, where the family is in panic.


"Boy! Did you know that we we're in space!?"


Your dad seems pretty panicked right now.


"Uhhhh... Noooo...?"


You are shit at lying.


"Well we are! How did we even get in space!?"


Your dad is too dumb to notice your shit lying.


"Who knows."


Holy shit you suck at this. A toddler could lie better than you!


"Well there must be an atmosphere, otherwise we would all be dead."


At least grandad isn't so dumb.


Ulrich : Strife!


Suddenly, more Polygon Monsters break down the door. Grandma screams and falls out of her chair. Dad and Grandpa grab golf clubs and begin whacking the creatures over the head. You start wailing on the monster's with your Harp, causing more Grist to flow from their corpses.


ECHELADDER RUNG UP!


RUNG 2 - LEPRECHAUNLING


Wow. This game is still racist.

 

[electroShogun]

You watch as Ulrich fights off the monsters, along with the other humans in his hive. The older males seem to be competent at using those strange weapons... On the other hand, the elderly female seems really weak.


You message Vix as you watch.


AT: So, um...


AT: Bad news about yourrrr Lusus.


AT: We can't get herrrr out of the ball.


AT: She's a Sprrrrite now.





@MoltenLightning

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Ulrich : End Strife


You kill the last of the Polygon Monsters, and look around. Dad and Grandpa went outside to look for any strays, while Mom was attending to the KOed Grandma.


Ulrich : Go Upstairs


You go upstairs and vault over the machines, and sit at your PC.


UC: wEll my FAmily knows thAt wE ArE in thE GAmE now.


UC: Any luCk with thAt "lusus" thinG?


UC: i hAvE no iDEA whAt a lusus EvEn is.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: A lusus, or lusus naturrrrae, is the crrrreaturrrre that rrrraises a trrrroll.


AT: Do humans not have lusi?


AT: And what's a family?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[MoltenLightning]

Vix: Sigh


Your Lusus had decided to do it, and there was nothing you could do about it... You feel moderately sad, but its better than her dying.


Vix: Reply to Fenras


SF: I GUESS ITS FINE... I JUST WIS|-| S|-|E DIDN'T JUST JUMP IN.


SF: BUT NOW I CAN TALK TO |-|ER, I GUESS


SF: SO T-\ERES T|-|AT


Vix: Strife


Seeing another underling, you use the harpoon end again and collect the 'Grist'. There seemed to be more upstairs, but you didn't feel like going up there yet.


Vix: Go up


You actually decide to go up and destroy some of those underlings. Popping your head above ground, you realize there are a LOT more than you thought. So, you take your time executing them whilst avoiding them. This grappling hook was super useful. You keep feeling like this was your fault, that you had messed up. You return to your computer, waiting. You glance at the glowing chest every so often, but start thinking you did horribly AGAIN.


@electroShogun

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: humAns ArE rAisED by othEr humAns until ADulthooD.


UC: thE ClosEst thinG to A lusus thAt wE hAvE ArE pEts.


UC: tAmE AnimAls thAt wE rAisE to hAvE CompAny.


UC: my Cousin hAs A DoG, whiCh is his pEt.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: Humans rrrraise other humans?


AT: Bizarrrre...


AT: How is it decided which human will rrrraise which?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: mAny vAriABlEs.


UC: usuAlly thE humAn thAt GivEs Birth will BE thE onE to rAisE thE Child.


UC: somEtimEs thEy ABAnDon thE ChilD AnD AnothEr humAn will ChoosE to rAisE it.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: I see...


AT: Trrrrolls don't rrrreprrrroduce like that.


AT: Everrrry trrrroll prrrrovides genetic inforrrrmation to the motherrrr grrrrubs


AT: And they prrrroduce the trrrroll wrrrrigglerrrrs.





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: so All trolls put thEir GEnEtiCs toGEthEr AnD A sinGlE BEinG CrEAtEs oFFsprinG.


UC: All FEmAlE humAns CAn proDuCE humAn oFFsprinG whEn A mAlE rElEAsEs thEir GEnEtiC inFormAtion into thE FEmAlE's rEproDuCtivE ArEA.


UC: okAy thAt wAs proBABly tmi.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: ...I see.





You have no idea what that even means, but you feel like you shouldn't ask.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

UC: whEn is EvEryonE ElsE GonnA GEt in thE GAmE?


UC: its kinDA BorinG without FriEnDs.


@electroShogun