Fandom Gamestuck 2 (A Homestuck AU RP)

[Nawmoo]

==> Drey: Exit room.


Well that was awkward, you weren't really expecting a cookie to be holding such a grudge. He's a cookie for pete's sake, he should be use to being eaten and all that. It's like some kind of unspoken rule of food. You're food so you get eaten, end of story. Anything else would just be whack.


==>


*Drey enters the living room to see Copper Imps have occupied the place.*


Ah geez, now you got to deal with all this.


==> Drey: Strife.


*Drey begins assaulting the Copper Imps one-by-one.*

 

[electroShogun]

You watch the Beats as their light envelops you.


Fenras: Level up


Congratulations! You climbed to the fifth rung of your Echeladder and earned the title of VILLAGE HERO! You earned a total of 1755 Boondollars!


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Rhodus Prime]

>> Stop punching things


You suddenly realize you've spent the last several hours punching imps and farming grist. You don't even know exactly how long you spent doing it either.


>> Ask AA for info


BP: Yo


BP: Sorry


BP: I got way too carried away there


BP: Like


BP: Holy shit


BP: I have so much grist now


BP: So what did I miss


@Nawmoo

 

[Kurai Okami]

Drew: Awaken


You wake up in a room identical to yours except everything was purple. You get off the bed examining your purple clothes then the room, same as in real life... wait where even were you, a moment ago you were in your room now in this purple duplicate, yet none of this felt entirely real. You then realize this could be a dream, although you don't remember ever having fallen asleep, but you were definitely heading there.


Drew: Sight see


You look out the closest window to see an entire city of purple with little black specks you could only assume were people.


Yep, definitely a dream.


A lucid one at that.


As you lean out the window you soon realize you have subconsciously drifted upward.


Oh!


Flying!


How amusing!


You fly out the window towards one of the inhabitants of this realm.


Excuse me.


Could you tell me the name of this land?


F*ck off


How rude.


Listen your obviously new here.


In these here mean streets nobody's gonna answer to nobody.


That's a double negative, you do realize.


ai ai ai, don't take people too literally kid.


Is that something everyone here does?


*sigh* welcome to derse.


You let the guy walk off as you have received your answer, was everyone here that rude? You shrug it off and fly to the top of your tower to ponder that and many other questions.

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Ulrich : Go Outside


You exit the hut and see Fenras Outside, looking a bit stronger than before.


"Hey Fen, did you do it?"


@electroShogun

 

[Nawmoo]

==> Drey:





*Drey's surrounded by several Copper Imps, only armed with his trusty super soaker. There are eight Copper Imps in total and they seem very unreleased by the sight of Drey. Outnumbering him eight to one, they didn't wait long to use this advantage to gang-up on Drey.*


==>


*The scene fades as attention is shifted over to Drey's room with Gingersprite still floating around in there. Drey's retro computer is making noises as his pesterchum is receiving messages. Gingersprite floats over to the computer and begins typing away.*


AA: Sorry to inform you, but Drey cannot answer you right now.


AA: He's currently away right now and may be for some time.


@Rhodus

 

[Rhodus Prime]

BP: Well that is inconvenient


BP: Wait


BP: Who the hell are you then?!


@Nawmoo

 

[Nawmoo]

AA: I am a sentient, christmas-themed, gingerbread cookie that was just given life a few moments ago.


AA: For months, I've been kept in the pantry of Drey's kitchen.


AA: I was being contained in a plastic bag so that one day Drey would consume me, as like the fate of my bothers and sisters before me.


AA: However, that all changed as Drey tossed me into his kernelsprite.


@Rhodus

 

[electroShogun]

"Yeah. Check this out."





You show Ulrich the arm.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

"Niiiiiice. That's gotta be some high grade metal."


@electroShogun

 

[Rhodus Prime]

BP: Okay then


BP: Note to self - don't prototype anything stupid


@Nawmoo


>> Pester AT


BP: So I can't help but notice the now insane amount of my arms


BP: And


BP: I'd like to know why, and how, you have one in your possession


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: Reply


AT: I took it frrrrom a monsterrrr.


AT: I'm assuming you prrrrototyped one.


AT: All of the monsterrrrs have one now.





@Rhodus

 

[Rhodus Prime]

BP: Well that is quite unfortunate for you guys


BP: You guys are lucky I used a civilian model and not one of my personal designs


BP: But yeah if you could hold on to the ones you manage to obtain that'd be great


BP: I can strip them for parts if nothing else


BP: I'd be willing to install one for your own use as payment


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: I was planning on using this one in alchemy.


AT: I think it could make a nice upgrrrrade forrrr my weapons.





@Rhodus

 

[Nawmoo]

AA: Are you implying that Drey using my prior form to prototype his kernelsprite was a foolish act?


AA: If so I ask of you why that may be.


AA: Is it perhaps, before I gained sentience, I was nothing more than a mere edible holiday treat?


AA: A seasonal snack designed to look like a miniature being made out of gingerbread.


@Rhodus

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: Talk to Ulrich


"The Beats did a good job with yourrrr leg."





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

"Yeah, it seems that music is quite powerful in this land."


Beats : Erect Statue


The beats dance in a circle and begin chanting a deep throated, angry sounding tune. A statue of Fenras holding the Robotic Arm high above his head rises out of the ground.


"The power of music can alter the very fabric of this world due to the power of the grand Harpist. It is how we build our housing, while lacking arms."


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"I see."


You turn to Ulrich and look at the arm.


"I want to use this to upgrrrrade my claws... But at the same time, I want to hang on to it. Think therrrre's a way to duplicate it?"





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Rhodus Prime]

BP: Yeah I suppose that would be alright


BP: Just don't duplicate it


BP: That would be a violation of both copywrite and trademark law


BP: I'd also be pretty pissed


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: Damn.


AT: Well, if all of the arrrrms arrrre identical, then I can collect one frrrrom anotherrrr Underrrrling to use forrrr materrrrials.





@Rhodus

 

[Rhodus Prime]

BP: Yeah I'd be fine with you guys using them to improve your equipment


BP: But, as I said


BP: No exact duplicates


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

AT: Fine.





@Rhodus


You glance at Ulrich.


"Neverrrr mind, someone else decided forrrr me. We'rrrre gonna need to gatherrrr morrrre arrrrms if we'rrrre going to upgrrrrade."





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

"Alright. All the Underlings should have them anyways."


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"Yeah. In the meantime, though..."


You give Ulrich some leftover crystal shards.


"Use these to upgrrrrade yourrrr harrrrp forrrr now."





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Ulrich : Go Alchemize


You go mix your harp with the mysterious shards, and a new tool appears.


Ulrich : get New Weapon


You got the NIHIL LYRE.


Ulrich : Return


"I wonder how this sounds..."


You begin to pluck a tune for Fenras, and an eerie echo resounds from the Harp.


"Spooky."


@electroShogun