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Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

I ain't trickin' the narrative


People say it's suicidal or it's arrogance


Crucify me as heretic


Parascen to embarrassment


Heraldin' under marriages


Pocketed in its garrishness


Murder splurges is fervently


Gather me it's inheritance!


Kill the messenger


Knock 'im down


And blow 'im across a blessed verse


Massacre the hours 'till the power aches and seconds hurt


Fate is but a mistress and the rest of her's a passenger


She is tragedy to those who death defines and makes her work


I don't believe in time


Stick a knife into my spine


Watch the shadows bleed me dry


Then take my eyes and leave me blind


Heaven's hell is no surprise


I'm just here to scrutinize the euthanized


Despise the sacrifice but never eulogize


I'm sworn to elegance


Decadently in sentences


Maybe I'm just a veteran runnin' out of her medicine


Maybe a defenite epitaph would've been generous


But all I get's a whisper,


"Yo, where the fuck is Connecticut?"


Yo, listen, yo


So pick yo poison


Shotgun shell to the face


Or pull a sidearm from my waist


You ruin the whole scene


I ain't comin' from a civilized place


Where violence is preferred to sittin' and sayin' grace


The young warlocks ain't got patience or respect


'Cause the animal within don't even speak that dialect


And all they know is war


So you better come correct


They'll catch a bullet to the head


Just for dramatic effect


These savages is mean and only understand gun fire


Don't get caught slippin' up in the jungle squire


They want your armor so believe in one simple fact


Just for that they'll take your face off


Just like that


Lies and deceit


Disguise and critique


The O's and P's and Q's wit' everybody you meet


And trust is a weakness on dis side o' the fleet


'Cause they'll fake showin' lovin' and leave you bleedin' in the street


And that's real.


I memorized this.


 
Well, goodnight. I won't be here from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. (Eastern Time) because I'm going to be at a school Olympics event. Actually, today was the event for the upper grades (Blue Team: 155, White Team: 120 and Yours Truly is on the dreaded cloud-colored team), and tomorrow is for the tiny people. Dear Lord. Wish me luck.
 
[QUOTE="Agent Iceland]I ain't trickin' the narrative
People say it's suicidal or it's arrogance


Crucify me as heretic


Parascen to embarrassment


Heraldin' under marriages


Pocketed in its garrishness


Murder splurges is fervently


Gather me it's inheritance!


Kill the messenger


Knock 'im down


And blow 'im across a blessed verse


Massacre the hours 'till the power aches and seconds hurt


Fate is but a mistress and the rest of her's a passenger


She is tragedy to those who death defines and makes her work


I don't believe in time


Stick a knife into my spine


Watch the shadows bleed me dry


Then take my eyes and leave me blind


Heaven's hell is no surprise


I'm just here to scrutinize the euthanized


Despise the sacrifice but never eulogize


I'm sworn to elegance


Decadently in sentences


Maybe I'm just a veteran runnin' out of her medicine


Maybe a defenite epitaph would've been generous


But all I get's a whisper,


"Yo, where the fuck is Connecticut?"


Yo, listen, yo


So pick yo poison


Shotgun shell to the face


Or pull a sidearm from my waist


You ruin the whole scene


I ain't comin' from a civilized place


Where violence is preferred to sittin' and sayin' grace


The young warlocks ain't got patience or respect


'Cause the animal within don't even speak that dialect


And all they know is war


So you better come correct


They'll catch a bullet to the head


Just for dramatic effect


These savages is mean and only understand gun fire


Don't get caught slippin' up in the jungle squire


They want your armor so believe in one simple fact


Just for that they'll take your face off


Just like that


Lies and deceit


Disguise and critique


The O's and P's and Q's wit' everybody you meet


And trust is a weakness on dis side o' the fleet


'Cause they'll fake showin' lovin' and leave you bleedin' in the street


And that's real.


I memorized this.


 
Well, goodnight. I won't be here from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. (Eastern Time) because I'm going to be at a school Olympics event. Actually, today was the event for the upper grades (Blue Team: 155, White Team: 120 and Yours Truly is on the dreaded cloud-colored team), and tomorrow is for the tiny people. Dear Lord. Wish me luck.

[/QUOTE]
I love that song. I don't have it memorized, but I knew what song it was as soon as I read the first few words.


Good luck, Ice. It appears you need it.


 


Daimao said:
Try memorizing something useful. Like the Russian national anthem :P
My US History teacher played us the national anthem for Russia that was used during WWI. Now that was a national anthem.
 
THE FUCK. WHEN DID WE GET TO PAGE 241?!?!??!


 
I'M GONE FOR TWO MINUTES (AN HOUR) AND ........SEVEN HELLS xD


 
And now everyone died. DA fauq? xD


 
I SEE YOU SHITS. I SEE THE LITTLE GREEN DOT
 
Calm the fuck down, woman! I was out getting chores done, then my mom and I roasted marshmallows over the weed and old plant material fire that we started earlier today. The coals were still glowing, and we hardly ever roast marshmallows. We smell like smoke now and my head feels like I have a cold after standing so close to the fire, but hey, it was nice.
 
I am actually more worried about myself right about now. Because I cry more with each time I watch the RvB season 13 trailer, yet I have watched it at least six times now and I want to watch it again. This show and company is messing me up more than they even know.
 
I have a feeling that this is going to be, like, a legit death of his. A truly horrible thing that will rip our feels to shreds. And then all the other characters will die as well somewhere in the season. I feel that way especially because he said something like, "And I miss them dearly." AND I FUCKING MISS THEM DEARLY. MEANING THEY ARE GONE. DEAD. And don't tell me, "Oh, the Reds and Blues probably just left Chorus." Because his voice fucking cracked and failed him when he said that. And notice how NO OTHER CHARACTER HAD ANY FUCKING THING TO DO WITH THE VIDEO, BESIDES FROZEN IN A SHOT. FUCK. Oh, my god. The feels are not fair. And the video wasn't even two goddamn minutes long, yet it is ripping me apart. I sometimes really hate having feelings. I really do. Dammit all.


I was so excited for this season before. Now I am also so fucking scared and worried.


I hope Hunter won't be embarrassed when he reads this..but I need to blow off some steam so bad and he is definitely asleep right now, so I can't talk to him.....Ugh. Once in a great, great while, I regret that moment when I first started watching this show almost five years ago.
 
. . . .N-no. . Red Team can't die. .


 
I'd write a longer message, but I have work in a few hours. . I hope this doesn't get too emotional, the season I mean.
 
If any Team dies, I will bawl like a baby. But the death of any Blue Team member, or just the whole Blue Team themselves, would make me cry so hard. So damn hard.


I have a feeling that this season will brutally and violently murder my feels in the worst way possible. I will seriously be so destroyed if any of the main crew dies. That includes the Blood Gulch Crew, Wash, and Carolina. Hell, even Kimball, Doyle, and Emily! Damn you all, Rooster Teeth. Especially you, Miles. You are the worst to blame, you little cockbiting shisno.
 
Ah, I hate waking up at these hours because I just know for sure that nobody is on ;-;


 
By the way Church, you have a CS to approve I believe.
 
Idk....RvB is unpredictable so I'm not going to assume they live or die xD


ANYWHO....


I think I'm going to call Kansas Icy. Icy seems to fit so perfectly xD


 
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I WILL SACRIFICE ALL ALLERGIES TO SATAN


*FALLS ON GROUND* LET ME BREATH IN PEEAACCEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHJJJJBJJJJJ *explodes*
 

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