Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

. . . Look; It's either you're with me, or with Mock! You just can't make your own faction!

 

[Daimao]

I'm Russian! You can't tell me what to do!

 

[MockingXbird]

NOT YOU TOO CENTY. SHADOW. WE NEED YOUR CLONES.


 
FOR NARNIAAAA

 

[TheAncientCelt]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MOCK?! WE WERE AND ARE ENEMIES!


LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOW DAIMAO! SHE IS GETTING SIMMONS2.0 CLONES! THEY WILL KILL YOU WITH BORING FACTS!

 

[MockingXbird]

HUNT. CHURCH. I NEED YOU, NOW. GET YOUR FORCES PRONTO


I SUMMON. THEE. EVIL KITTY CATS

 

[Phantom King]

Sorry @Huntrey will get to posting soon haha trying to throw it in asap


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Hibiscus]

No no @Phantom King Take your time

 

[Daimao]

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[1stLt HChurch]

HUNT. CHURCH. I NEED YOU, NOW. GET YOUR FORCES PRONTO
I SUMMON. THEE. EVIL KITTY CATS

I can't type much right now. I sprained my right wrist in last August, and it's giving me trouble again now because of writing by hand in school. And it hurts to type. My whole wrist and bottom half of my forearm hurts pretty bad, so I won't be talking much tonight. Sorry, guys.

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I can't type much right now. I sprained my right wrist in last August, and it's giving me trouble again now because of writing by hand in school. And it hurts to type. My whole wrist and bottom half of my forearm hurts pretty bad, so I won't be talking much tonight. Sorry, guys.

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How did you do that?

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I can't type much right now. I sprained my right wrist in last August, and it's giving me trouble again now because of writing by hand in school. And it hurts to type. My whole wrist and bottom half of my forearm hurts pretty bad, so I won't be talking much tonight. Sorry, guys.

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Baby, you didn't tell me this. ;-;


Text me right now little lady.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

How did you do that?

I sprained it by..well..let's just say I accidentally fucked up and was an idiot in the seconds after. Yeah, let's just go with that.

 

[Daimao]

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, my body is so sore from past injuries that I can't move for a little while. Just be glad you aren't like me.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, my body is so sore from past injuries that I can't move for a little while. Just be glad you aren't like me.

Shit. I am glad I'm not.


I'm not lying, though, when my mom just told me, "Man, you are always complaining about aches and pains in your knees, wrist, and ankle. You're worse than me, and you're 30 years younger!" I just told her that they only hurt because I was an idiot when I caused my wrist injury and my ankle injury (my knee aches sprouted from my ankle injury). She just laughed.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

"I fucked it up" was about as specific as I was when I explained my knee injury.

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Shit. I am glad I'm not.
I'm not lying, though, when my mom just told me, "Man, you are always complaining about aches and pains in your knees, wrist, and ankle. You're worse than me, and you're 30 years younger!" I just told her that they only hurt because I was an idiot when I caused my wrist injury and my ankle injury (my knee aches sprouted from my ankle injury). She just laughed.

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Stop responding and get rest. I took a break when I had my chest problem... ok no I didn't, but you need to rest.

 

[Daimao]

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[Shadowborn Omen]

Just wiped the fourth ocean of sweat off of my forehead.

 

[Daimao]

.........


 
I think you need another poem to motivate you.


 
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[Shadowborn Omen]

I look to Alucard for all of my motivational needs.


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[MockingXbird]

GOD DAMMIT HUNT. YOU FUCKING GOT ME SICK. AHHHH

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I look to Alucard for all of my motivational needs.
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TFS is great.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Alexander Anderson is still superior.


 
Oh God, Mock is sick! ATTTACK WHILE SHE IS SICK!

 

[Daimao]

Alexander Anderson is still superior.
 
Oh God, Mock is sick! ATTTACK WHILE SHE IS SICK!

 

[MockingXbird]

I WILL KILL YOU ALLLL *laying on ground* JUST....GIVE ME TWO SECONDS *slowly raises arm* SJBSOSBSOSODS fuck it *dies *


 
O-o Someone. Save me from Daimy QAQ