Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

But for realz guise. We could totes the boats bury Mock alive right now. Simmons2.0, I know you're good at digging holes!~

 

[Daimao]

@Mockingbird this one is for you.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

The only hole I've dug is your grave! And I refilled it! Why? Because I'm going to very generously bring you back to life as a cyborg!

 

[MockingXbird]

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[TheAncientCelt]

I'm not saying I wouldn't go terminator on you guys, or try my hardest to, if that was the case. But I'd totally try my best to brutally murder you if I was a cybernetic lifeform. Like, ew. Who wants to be Darth Vader? . .


I take everything back.

 

[MockingXbird]

Ew, cyborgs. I don't like them =m=


Also thank you Daimy for that beautiful post~

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Did you guys know that if you take the word "selfish" and jumble the letters around (and add a few more), that it spells out "Stupid boy who rides around a mythical land killing innocent creatures just so he can bring his dead girlfriend back to life." If you didn't know that, know you do! Thanks, Shadow of the Colossus.


 

Ew, cyborgs. I don't like them =m=
Also thank you Daimy for that beautiful post~

MOCK, YOU TRAITOR! YOU REALIZE YOU'RE ON A TEAM WITH A CYBORG, RIGHT?! DON'T BE RACIST LIKE CTAC! IT HURTS MY FEELINGS!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

The cyborgs are lowering the property value of the entire development! Soon we'll have the aliens moving in, and no one wants that! We'll have Robots and Alien gangs fighting all throughout the town, with only ourselves to blame for not BURNING SIMMONS2.0 ON THE SPOT!


YAA! SOMEONE GET A FIRE GOING!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

The cyborgs are lowering the property value of the entire development! Soon we'll have the aliens moving in, and no one wants that! We'll have Robots and Alien gangs fighting all throughout the town, with only ourselves to blame for not BURNING SIMMONS2.0 ON THE SPOT!
YAA! SOMEONE GET A FIRE GOING!

Go ahead CTAC, attempt to burn me. Maybe you forgot I'M MADE (partly) OF METAL. All you'll do is get me really hot, so I can touch you and burn your face into Darth-Vader type proportions. That's proportions of burning, by the way.

 

[Daimao]

NEVER!

 

[MockingXbird]

....fire....? Fire? FiRe?! fIrE!? FIRE?!??!?! FIIIRREEEEEEE ?!?!?!?!?! OWO


 
Oh god. I'm not doing good XAX BIRD DOWN DX

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Go ahead CTAC, attempt to burn me. Maybe you forgot I'M MADE (partly) OF METAL. All you'll do is get me really hot, so I can touch you and burn your face into Darth-Vader type proportions. That's proportions of burning, by the way.

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Will you be able to function with your organic goodness being toasted?! What if we tazer you, fry your circuit boards and mainframes! Or hack your system and reprogram your cortex! I'll just get Silent Ian on it, don't you worry. I have options you mechanical menace.


 
In other news, Mock is officially black hawked down and we don't have anyone to make sure she's okay. . I sure hope she doesn't have a long demise.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Fool! You think I can be hacked?! Nay! I have the best firewall in existence... Myself! You can't hack me! I have a thick, rubber coating under my skin and over my mechanical parts! You can't beat me!


...Now if only he doesn't realize I was lying about the rubber thing....


 
It took a lot of effort to power through that last paragraph or two. Wasn't my best closer.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I feel ya'. Some times you just start with so much you wanna get done, and end it with a bad taste in your mouth. On a side note, I am once again bored. :/

 

[MockingXbird]

AHHHH I THOUGHT THIS MEDICINE WAS SUPPOSE TO HELP, NOT MAKE ME WORSE Q-Q

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Worse? Is there worse than dying? I want to see a medicine with the side effect "May make death worse."

 

[Daimao]

How many agents are fighting the brutes?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Well, in the group were the following:


Agents Oregon, Ohio, Mich, Wisconsin, and Oklahoma. Jersey was watching them.


On the highway there is Alaska, California, and I believe Vermont. However, not sure on the deats on those three.


 
I really wish I had a group of people to play D&D with. I've never played it but I want to try, it seems fun. *_*


 
I'm quite the, what people of normal society would call, nerd.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I am hesitant to play D&D. The real life kinda thing doesn't appeal, and I don't like the aspect of rolling dices or having that limited of a choice when operating in the RP. I get it's also a board game, but I'd rather play risk for board games and have practically any online roleplay over D&D for that aspect.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

The way I see it, it's a role play with a challenge. In role playing, like this role play for example, you choose what your character does and they do it. In D&D, you choose what they do and they can also fail. It seems to me like a role play with a challenge. It's also possible to play it on an online server, but I don't know how that works.

 

[Daimao]

Delaware is probably about to do some intense sniping action.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I get that, but at the same time the main reason I role play isn't exactly for that purpose. I am fine with a challenge, and usually if you're insynch with another person or more, there is a real struggle to get by whatever dilemma you're facing. But not to the point where I'm stuck with a fixed number of choices, and it's up to fate alone whether or not I pass. Rolling dice also just bothers me.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Well, in the group were the following:
Agents Oregon, Ohio, Mich, Wisconsin, and Oklahoma. Jersey was watching them.


On the highway there is Alaska, California, and I believe Vermont. However, not sure on the deats on those three.


 
I really wish I had a group of people to play D&D with. I've never played it but I want to try, it seems fun. *_*


 
I'm quite the, what people of normal society would call, nerd.

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We are all nerds. Don't feel bad about it.

 

[Daimao]

This will probably be my largest post yet. And its literally just about shooting a brute.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I get that, but at the same time the main reason I role play isn't exactly for that purpose. I am fine with a challenge, and usually if you're insynch with another person or more, there is a real struggle to get by whatever dilemma you're facing. But not to the point where I'm stuck with a fixed number of choices, and it's up to fate alone whether or not I pass. Rolling dice also just bothers me.

I agree. I've been rping exactly like I do now for almost four years, and thinking about doing it a different way just doesn't seem interesting to me.


 

This will probably be my largest post yet. And its literally just about shooting a brute.

I actually like that, because that means it will be more detailed and we'll explained.


 
I just realized (weird, right?) that I shouldn't be posting with my messed up wrist. Hunter's going to kill me.


Goodbye for the night, everyone. I need to skidadle.