Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

I just realized something....why join a army...WHEN I CAN MAKE MY OWN. MOCK WORD DOMINATION FTW. BOW DOWN WEAKLINGS

 

[1stLt HChurch]

INNOCENT CHILDREN SHALL SUFFER
Well let's see. I want world domination...a bigger army....nukes....candy...more candy.....ah what else?

*hands over every material item* Here ya go. The larger army will be soon to follow, thanks to Shadow, and the world domination will come soon after.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

No no no no.


We're still on the Hunt-pocolypse for another few days.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I just realized something....why join a army...WHEN I CAN MAKE MY OWN. MOCK WORD DOMINATION FTW. BOW DOWN WEAKLINGS

I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, MOCK. THE FUCK, BRO. And the more people you have to help you, the QUICKER DOMINATION WILL COME. Please add us back to your army??


 

No no no no.
We're still on the Hunt-pocolypse for another few days.

You just don't want to get your ass handed to you this quickly, TAC. Shut up and sit in the corner.

 

[MockingXbird]

Only if I can lead


 
If I am the leader, then I shall consider coming back


 
You and Shadow can be second un command. Once we catch Cwnty, he shall be the Fool~

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Or! I can commence cloning of narwhals if you wish to gain world domination by sea.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

>.>


I could totally take Mock in a fight, Church. Totally.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Only if I can lead
 
If I am the leader, then I shall consider coming back


 
You and Shadow can be second un command. Once we catch Cwnty, he shall be the Fool~

I will allow it, Mock, as long as Shadow, Hunter, and myself are your three runner ups and most trusted soldiers.


 

>.>
I could totally take Mock in a fight, Church. Totally.

I have a strong feeling that no one can take on Mock and win. Some might be able to put up a fair fight, but I bet Mock would still be victorious.

 

[MockingXbird]

I'm pretty sure anyone who tries to fight me will be scared off before the battle even begins


if not they'll get a lot of *Flexes right arm* Fuck *flexes left arm* You


 


[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I will allow it, Mock, as long as Shadow, Hunter, and myself are your three runner ups and most trusted soldiers.

[/QUOTE]
Of course of Course~

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I'm pretty sure anyone who tries to fight me will be scared off before the battle even begins
if not they'll get a lot of *Flexes right arm* Fuck *flexes left arm* You


 



Of course of Course~

Then we have a deal, my good friend.


Also, TAC, you are now certified fucked.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Think you can take my friends, good ol' lefty or as the ladies call him. . Captain Perry, and the right fist and his trusty ship, S.S. Ecuadorian Adventure.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Think you can take my friends, good ol' lefty or as the ladies call him. . Captain Perry, and the right fist and his trusty ship, S.S. Ecuadorian Adventure.

Your little names and phrases always astound me, TAC.

 

[MockingXbird]

.....pft xD


 
Seven Hells. Page 154 already

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Your little names and phrases always astound me, TAC.

[/QUOTE]
I like to think that is my rewarding trait, like, fuck the rest of me. These names are all I've got.


 
Only 461 posts till we steal Shadow's 2000th post and make him rage quit!

 

[MockingXbird]

Hoorah *HIGH FIVE*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Hoo rahhh.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

And just think, we were only at 142 yesterday. Shit, guys. We talk a lot.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I think that's a good thing. I generally like it more when I get to know the people I am RPing with. It allows for so much more depth or coherent interactions and even the chance of collaborating on future plans.


But then I think back and at least fifty of those comments were directed at how terrifying and or unstable Mock was. . .

 

[MockingXbird]

I don't know what you're talking about~♡

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Come on, you know that just helps us all bond more. Especially because we can all agree on a common fear! Well, except for Mock. But she is probably too busy killing things and talking to demons to care about that.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

True. I can't recall any friendship ever started that wasn't based around the mutual fear and possible impending doom of a violent serial killer butchering me.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Cloning of both Narwhals and Troops for the army is taking up a lot of my capacity. So, I'm shutting down internet protocol until I finish. Robocop DSL Simmons2.0 of team Mochunter Omen out.


You know how pissed I am that didn't send? The answer is a lot, if you don't know.

 

[MockingXbird]

I feel you Shadow. That's happened many times before for me

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Well, now that I posted my interest check (that I cut a lot of crap out so it wasn't a mini-book, and now it's a semi-stupid role play idea), I'll start working on my post. Hopefully I will have it done this afternoon after school.

 

[MockingXbird]

I love how much of a reputation I've gained in this chat LOL


The Violent Queen Serial Killer of Insanity. I think that will be my new name xD


AND I BELIEVE IN YOU SHADOW. I'm just letting others reply before I do owo Since you guys know more about Halo stuff than I do I'm going off the info in thr posts xD