Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]It's scary, because I can just imagine her giggling like a happy maniac while stabbing someone 37 times in the chest.

[/QUOTE]
Exactly. That or burying them alive in her desert state. . .


We should totally have tagged her in every one of our posts. That woulda been a sight to see, her coming on and seeing like twenty posts with her tagged in 'em

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Exactly. That or burying them alive in her desert state. . .
We should totally have tagged her in every one of our posts. That woulda been a sight to see, her coming on and seeing like twenty posts with her tagged in 'em

@Mockingbird


Now why would we do that?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

@Mockingbird


So it's not as easy to avoid or ignore our posts.


 
I'd hate for her to miss something. :j

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

@Mockingbird
So it's not as easy to avoid or ignore our posts.


 
I'd hate for her to miss something. :j

@Mockingbird


That's just cruel.


 
@Huntrey I think TAC has recovered from his revolution sickness. I believe we can just lock him in a cell for 30-40 years instead of publicly executing him.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

@Mockingbird


The South Shall Rise Again! The new political party I am making, TSSRA. Join the TSSRA today!


 
We'll overthrow Huntrey and put down those illegal cyborgs!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Sorry TAC, for the time being I'm going to have to be the semi-mechanical enforcer for Chunter. Inequality for cyborgs is unrealistic in today's economy.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

You mechanical people are the reason I need to lock my car, nowadays.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

@Mockingbird
The South Shall Rise Again! The new political party I am making, TSSRA. Join the TSSRA today!


 
We'll overthrow Huntrey and put down those illegal cyborgs!

HA!! You and what army??

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Chunter has labeled the contents found inside your motor vehicle to be contraband. As such, I must confiscate them.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

The TSSRA has Silent Ian, D to the Amieo, and Mock. Now, my math isn't what it use to be, but we out number you eight to three.

 

[MockingXbird]

WHY AM I BEING TAGGED IN STUFF? I'M GONE FOR THREE HOURS...ISH xD

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Thief! Over glorified thief! You and the damn aliens, they always hover down the street, blasting dub step. They can't even drive the ghosts correctly! See the statistics of how many accidents people get in when driving them.


 
OhGodno. She is back.


It was all Huntrey's fault!


@Mockingbird

 

[MockingXbird]

What's going on? xD

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

@Mockingbird Mock! Stay with Chunter and I! Crush the Revolution!!! Don't side with the corrupt TAC!

 

[MockingXbird]

OH. I SEE HOW IT IS. YOU WANT A PIECES OF ME CENT? I WILL GO MICH ALL OVER YOUR ASS. NO. I'LL GO KANEKI OAO *Grabs flamethrower *

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Mock, join me! Together we can bring the TSSRA to its former glory and wipe out the love in this chat!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Haha, TAC! Now WE outnumber YOU 8 to 3!

 

[MockingXbird]

DESTROYER THE SYSTEM

 

[TheAncientCelt]

MOCK NO! DON'T LISTEN TO DSL'S LIES!


 
Look, again, not good at the maths. But I think I have eighty people on my side. You have two?

 

[MockingXbird]

Cent....will there be cookies?.....and death? Torture? What will you give me to join?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Mock, he will give you nothing but corruption. He has sanity, Mock! SANITY! You don't need that! Stay on my side! We only have logic and reason, we throw sanity to the curb!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

You get the privilege of hitting Simmons2.0's off switch and ending the happiness of two star crossed lovers!


 
Look, I am not saying Simmons2.0 is an elephant tickling liar or a caged bear boxer, but he's as far from the truth as Putin is from being an economic power house.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Mock, I cannot be bffs with the enemy. I can merely be best friends. So it's your choice. Do you want to give up the forever just to make CTAC happy?!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I think you should make CTAC happy. He's a real nice guy who deserves it.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

@Mockingbird[/URL] Mock! Stay with Chunter and I! Crush the Revolution!!! Don't side with the corrupt TAC!

Please, @Mockingbird!!! I BEG OF YOU, MOCK.