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Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

TheAncientCenturion said:
I will neither confirm nor deny that this isn't just Mock's place to test out new torture methods, but we're the ones subjugated to this! It's a God Damn desperate situation as we try to stay clear of her insanity, and not a place to discuss the reverse butt dance, do you hear me?! If you want me to polish your whistle, I will gladly beat you down!
@Simmons2.0 Don't you turn on me, Simmons2.0! Just because you and Huntrey are one and the same, doesn't mean you can't fight yourself!
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REALLY!? I can't argue with you seriously if at every rebuttal you throw in phrases like that. >_<


JOIN ME SHADOW! He is subjecting you to a life without love, without family, without cares! Is that what you want!? TO BE ALONE!?

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]1) I can assure you that he is definitely lovey dovey. And we all know that Mock is the most insane one in the group.
2) I wouldn't feel particularly comfortable with them seeing our really lovey dovey conversations.

[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna post one if you ever make me mad ^_^
 
You're unable to argue with the truth! It's almost been a hundred and fifty pages of Game show hosting Robots, Mock's insanity, that awkward period where I may have offended Daimao, and cow biology! I do not see love in there at any time! Nor shall this chat shift from the bizarre conversations to expressing your love life! It's too exclusive, not everyone can just jump on inside it. I know it's a big load to swallow, and not everyone can take it. But you must accept this truth, deep inside yourself.
 
Prime reasoning capacitors overstimulating... ERROR! ERROR! ERROR CODE 43CD... Um... ERROR! LOST ERROR CODE ERROR!


PLEASE PLUG YOUR COMPUTER IN, BATTERY REACHING CRITICAL LEVEL!


*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*


*spark* *spark*


ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! AUTOMATIC REBOOT SYSTEM INITIATED.


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That's it! *GM mode activated*


Listen here mother trucking, I own this thread! One more post against my love and you shall face wrath that your heresy will never be able to stand against! Your treason shall be met with a noose that is made from my hand, one that breaks necks, not letting you hang to choke! You will face King Huntrey! Not Maine, not Carolina, and not even Texas can stand against this force of nature! SO DEFY ME ONE MORE TIME!


 
Hehe, I feel so powerful. ^_^
 
TheAncientCenturion said:
You're unable to argue with the truth! It's almost been a hundred and fifty pages of Game show hosting Robots, Mock's insanity, that awkward period where I may have offended Daimao, and cow biology! I do not see love in there at any time! Nor shall this chat shift from the bizarre conversations to expressing your love life! It's too exclusive, not everyone can just jump on inside it. I know it's a big load to swallow, and not everyone can take it. But you must accept this truth, deep inside yourself.
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So, I lost it at cow biology.


Eh, you can deal with it. We are the creators of this rp. Without us, it never would have been enjoyed by this insane friend group of ours. You can deal with Hunter wanting to act lovey dovey with me once in a while. It won't kill you.


 


Huntrey said:
That's it! *GM mode activated*
Listen here mother trucking, I own this thread! One more post against my love and you shall face wrath that your heresy will never be able to stand against! Your treason shall be met with a noose that is made from my hand, one that breaks necks, not letting you hang to choke! You will face King Huntrey! Not Maine, not Carolina, and not even Texas can stand against this force of nature! SO DEFY ME ONE MORE TIME!


 
Hehe, I feel so powerful. ^_^
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To be honest, I thought of Mad King Ryan while reading that.
 
Call this a revolution then! Rise up my proletariat comrades against the vicious tyrant king! For too long have the Tsars held our serfs down, merchants and foreigners turned aside! The factory workers much unite and throw away this caste system holding our society in the dark ages, for now each and every like and post from our RP members will be shared equally! Every man shall be given a fair trial (With the exceptions of all robots and cyborgs, sorry Simmons2.0,) .!! We shall be given a small influx of currency for every post by the site admins if I am elected new Premiere under the Communist party! Vote TAC 2016 and abolish the Monarchy!


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LOL Just kidding. Don't rise up against Huntrey. He's amazing. I love him. And I love Chunter! Keep lovey doveying our OCC up!
 
I don't need your support! I have Silent Ian, Daimeo, Mock, on my side! As they have yet to choose, and the default option is Viva la Revolution!


 
Dastardly bastard! You will rue the day for this action!
 
Also, I may have had a Mock moment up there. That also may have been a way for me to not choose between Hunt and TAC (Which my decision has been made clear, thanks to TAC's racism towards cyberbeings such as myself), but the world may never know! My operating system didn't save memory files for my reasoning. Here, the closest I have to that is *CORRUPT*.
 
TheAncientCenturion said:
Call this a revolution then! Rise up my proletariat comrades against the vicious tyrant king! For too long have the Tsars held our serfs down, merchants and foreigners turned aside! The factory workers much unite and throw away this caste system holding our society in the dark ages, for now each and every like and post from our RP members will be shared equally! Every man shall be given a fair trial (With the exceptions of all robots and cyborgs, sorry Simmons2.0,) .!! We shall be given a small influx of currency for every post by the site admins if I am elected new Premiere under the Communist party! Vote TAC 2016 and abolish the Monarchy!
Vladimir_Lenin_Poster.png



(Paid for by Fox News, Salamin Oil Company, the Columbian Cartels).


LOL Just kidding. Don't rise up against Huntrey. He's amazing. I love him. And I love Chunter! Keep lovey doveying our OCC up!
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Chunter. Oh my god. xD
 
[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Also, I may have had a Mock moment up there. That also may have been a way for me to not choose between Hunt and TAC (Which my decision has been made clear, thanks to TAC's racism towards cyberbeings such as myself), but the world may never know! My operating system didn't save memory files for my reasoning. Here, the closest I have to that is *CORRUPT*.

[/QUOTE]
That was nowhere near a Mock post. She is, like, 254 times worse. Don't worry. Your sanity is still - partially - intact.
 
[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]That was nowhere near a Mock post. She is, like, 254 times worse. Don't worry. Your sanity is still - partially - intact.

[/QUOTE]
One two-hundred and fifty-fourth of a Mock post? That's what, only a schizophrenic break from reality?
 
I find it amazing that this is still remaining swear-free.


Oh, wait. *looks around* *realizes that Mock isn't here* That's why.
 
I think we should just develop an entirely new scale to measure our mental stability by using Mock as the measurement.


Like, going Mock 1! Mock 2! Oh no Simmons, don't go Mock 3! All the way up to ten, a solid Mock.


 
Lmao. Just wait till she comes on and sees the pages.
 
TheAncientCenturion said:
I think we should just develop an entirely new scale to measure our mental stability by using Mock as the measurement.
Like, going Mock 1! Mock 2! Oh no Simmons, don't go Mock 3! All the way up to ten, a solid Mock.


 
Lmao. Just wait till she comes on and sees the pages.
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That seems like a solid measurement. It's perfect.


I bet she will be uber pissed at first, then play off as a happy little innocent kitten a second after.
 
TheAncientCenturion said:
They say that when Mock is happy, she is the most dangerous.
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It's scary, because I can just imagine her giggling like a happy maniac while stabbing someone 37 times in the chest.


Am I right, @Mockingbird?
 
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