Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Atom]

And be more specific god dammit! You know how many piles of beer cans there are?!?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

And be more specific god dammit! You know how many piles of beer cans there are?!?

That one got me good.

 

[MockingXbird]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]That one got me good.

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Ditto xD


Brother, can we please put all this childish fights behind us? I miss that special bond we shared so long ago *le hugs*

 

[Atom]

FOUND IT!


BOND OVER THIS!


*administers 40 lashes each*

 

[MockingXbird]

*uses Shadow as a shield* I'd rather not bruise my face


 
@Huntrey Father, Uncle is trying to hurt me again *teary eyes*

 

[Atom]

Don't you pull that shit with me You take your lashes young lady!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Ditto xD
Brother, can we please put all this childish fights behind us? I miss that special bond we shared so long ago *le hugs*

I guess I can forget the foolish fighting we've been through.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

FOUND IT!
BOND OVER THIS!


*administers 40 lashes each*

You found it? Was it by the bed hill or the mountain over yonde-


*crack*


Shit!

 

[MockingXbird]

Brother....I'm afraid we're going to have to take Uncle out

 

[Atom]

Pffffffft y'all can't do shit to me! I've been through nam! Y'alld shit yourselves if you saw anything similar to that!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Brother....I'm afraid we're going to have to take Uncle out

He's been through nam, sister...


Been through nam...


*shivers* The war stories are enough to give grown men nightmares.

 

[MockingXbird]

Uncle


I own a torture chamber


I torture people in brutal ways


I've killed many enemies


I think I've seen things very simular to it


And done things simular....


Ah....when I cut open that guys finger and pulled out his bone~ The cries of pain will make me smile~


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]He's been through nam, sister...
Been through nam...


*shivers* The war stories are enough to give grown men nightmares.

[/QUOTE]
He's old. Just sprinkle a little stuff into his beers and I'm sure we'll be fine, I know a wife variety of poisons ~

 

[Atom]

You ain't seen nothing compared to Nam.... that place was not meant for mortal men...

 

[ryanpk200]

I've moved to the border so I can escape when the empress goes crazy.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I've moved to the border so I can escape when the empress goes crazy.

Empress or princess?


The princess is already crazy, that's the way we like her.

 

[Mysterion7514]

She also has a personal guard even though she doesn't need one. Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on that guard.

 

[MockingXbird]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Empress or princess?
The princess is already crazy, that's the way we like her.

[/QUOTE]
Awwww Brother ♡

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I went to a family reunion.
There was a fight.


So damn stereotypical...


But so entertaining.

My family doesn't go to those because my parents hate a lot of their family members, and my parents are hated by a lot of my mom's family. That's fine by me, though. I don't want to meet some of the freaks and assholes that I'm technically related to. Sounds too extremely awkward and difficult.

 

[MockingXbird]

She also has a personal guard even though she doesn't need one. Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on that guard.

You are, for good reasons~ I need help with my tortures anyway

 

[Atom]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]My family doesn't go to those because my parents hate a lot of their family members, and my parents are hated by a lot of my mom's family. That's fine by me, though. I don't want to meet some of the freaks and assholes that I'm technically related to. Sounds too extremely awkward and difficult.

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The first time I went I didn't know it was a reunion. Someone randomly informs me I'm related to everyone there. I about shit.

 

[MockingXbird]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]My family doesn't go to those because my parents hate a lot of their family members, and my parents are hated by a lot of my mom's family. That's fine by me, though. I don't want to meet some of the freaks and assholes that I'm technically related to. Sounds too extremely awkward and difficult.

[/QUOTE]
And thus starts Mothers replies from pages ago

 

[1stLt HChurch]

With all the guns we have.. We could actually do it.

And you have, like, half of said guns.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I'll see you guys after the rebellion. I'm not gonna fight in it anymore.

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You can sit with me on the sidelines because I don't seem to be included either.

 

[Mysterion7514]

You are, for good reasons~ I need help with my tortures anyway

I'm pretty sure the "good" reason I'm on your personal guard is because I'm the only person who'll do your dirty work for you when you don't feel like doing it.

 

[ryanpk200]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Empress or princess?
The princess is already crazy, that's the way we like her.

[/QUOTE]
Huntrey said the empire was hers. The way I understood it was that she got a promotion from princess to empress.

 

[MockingXbird]

I'm pretty sure the "good" reason I'm on your personal guard is because I'm the only person who'll do your dirty work for you when you don't feel like doing it.

If you want to put facts into the story