Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

I want a bayshit crazy uncle~!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

See? Brother is a very jelous child
Jelous of me and my future piece of the kingdom, Jelous that I'm Daddy's little girl, Jelous of....other things too~~~~

The only thing I'm jealous of is that you don't have to work for anything you get.


I earned what I have, and for that I'm grateful.


In equal waters, you'd sink before you could surrender.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

So what am I in all this?!
Can I be the batshit crazy uncle who sits on the porch all day polishing his .44?!

I wouldn't object.


You'd be the coolest uncle I've met.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

As do I. Who was given there quarter first, my young soon to be successor.

Only after I earned it! What did sister do to earn hers, other than be your only daughter?

 

[MockingXbird]

Are you sure that's all you are jelous of~~~??? *le wiggles eyebrows*


Father, I think you need to help brother with his issues before he becomes your Heir. It's quite bothersome


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Only after I earned it! What did sister do to earn hers, other than be your only daughter?

[/QUOTE]
Oh come on! I may be spoiled but I have done plenty of things to get....most of the things I have been given

 

[Atom]

As the crazy uncle i get all your shit until you both come of age if Huntrey dies :^)


*gambles it away*


A kingdom for thy beer!

 

[MockingXbird]

As the crazy uncle i get all your shit until you both come of age if Huntrey dies :^)
*gambles it away*


A kingdom for thy beer!

xD


Oh Uncle

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Oh come on! I may be spoiled but I have done plenty of things to get....most of the things I have been given

Like?

 

[MockingXbird]

Many things!


I've killed, tortured, hunted, built and destroyed.


Spied and Deceived


I've even helped with the council here and there. Small suggestions that have helped in the long run

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Many things!
I've killed, tortured, hunted, built and destroyed.


Spied and Deceived


I've even helped with the council here and there. Small suggestions that have helped in the long run

Actually give a specific example.


You've told me what you're supposed to do.

 

[MockingXbird]

You've got to be kidding me~? Are you really this wrapped up in anger and jelousy that you are doubting my claims~? I don't need to explain anything to you brother


This is actually comical


@Huntrey Father! Look at this ! I'd rather hand the throne to Uncle than this

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

You've got to be kidding me~? Are you really this wrapped up in anger and jelousy that you are doubting my claims~? I don't need to explain anything to you brother
This is actually comical


@Huntrey Father! Look at this ! I'd rather hand the throne to Uncle than this

I put you on the spot and you try to avoid it. Pitiful.

 

[Atom]

Don't make me take my belt off and beat both your asses with all this bickering! I ain't delt with shit like this since nam! Nam.....

 

[MockingXbird]

It'd not my fault Uncle, it's Brothers for this ridiculous attempt to do....whatever he's trying to do


Brother, I hope you know that no matter how much we bicker that nothing will change


Honestly, I don't know what happened


We use to be so close

 

[Atom]

Dats it! 20 lashes! Twenty to the both of ye! Lemme go get my belt!

 

[Hibiscus]

@Huntrey[/URL] Father! Look at this ! I'd rather hand the throne to Uncle than this

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I put you on the spot and you try to avoid it. Pitiful.

[/QUOTE]

It'd not my fault Uncle, it's Brothers for this ridiculous attempt to do....whatever he's trying to do
Brother, I hope you know that no matter how much we bicker that nothing will change


Honestly, I don't know what happened


We use to be so close

I won't be here much longer, my children, do not let my last memories be of you two fighting.


 

Dats it! 20 lashes! Twenty to the both of ye! Lemme go get my belt!

It's apparent which one of us grew up to be the subtle brother.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

It'd not my fault Uncle, it's Brothers for this ridiculous attempt to do....whatever he's trying to do
Brother, I hope you know that no matter how much we bicker that nothing will change


Honestly, I don't know what happened


We use to be so close

What happened was you used father's favoritism to attempt to make me lesser!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Dats it! 20 lashes! Twenty to the both of ye! Lemme go get my belt!

As long as she gets what I get.

 

[Atom]

I won't be here much longer, my children, do not let my last memories be of you two fighting.
 



It's apparent which one of us grew up to be the subtle brother.

Subtle? BAH! I abandoned subtle back in nam!

 

[MockingXbird]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]What happened was you used father's favoritism to attempt to make me lesser!

[/QUOTE]
You made yourself lesser! Succumbing to these negative emotions


But I will not fight any longer, for Father's sake ♡


 

Subtle? BAH! I abandoned subtle back in nam!

This is why you are my favorite Uncle ♡ *hugs*

 

[Atom]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]As long as she gets what I get.

[/QUOTE]
Well I guess she can thank ur smartass mouth for the forty yer both gettin' now!


Jus lemme find meh damn belt...

 

[Hibiscus]

Well I guess she can thank ur smartass mouth for the forty yer both gettin' now!
Jus lemme find meh damn belt...

Probably next to all those empty beer cans. Dear god brother, and I keep you in the nicest castle in the empire.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Well I guess she can thank ur smartass mouth for the forty yer both gettin' now!
Jus lemme find meh damn belt...

I stand by my word!

 

[Atom]

Probably next to all those empty beer cans. Dear god brother, and I keep you in the nicest castle in the empire.

Ya and I keep you stocked in good wine so quitcher bitchin!

 

[MockingXbird]

Uncle does have a point Father, he does help us quite a bit