Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Daimao]

So, someone started up a chat for everyone that was in this great old RP I was in, and I swear, I'm talking to people that I haven't even seen on the site since the RP died. Also, the chat is pure cancer. And meth. Methancer.

 

[MockingXbird]

My sister fucking clawed my face OAO

 

[Daimao]

Give her methancer. She'll get really fucking high, and then die. Die horribly.

 

[Mysterion7514]

"They already have a button for reporting Cabooses teamkills"


"Control F U"


 
where did everyone go

 

[ryanpk200]

"They already have a button for reporting Cabooses teamkills"
"Control F U"


 
where did everyone go

I'm still here.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

"They already have a button for reporting Cabooses teamkills"
"Control F U"


 
where did everyone go

Places. Many places.


 
http://digitalcat01100101.tumblr.com/post/121161476977/117-087-spartan-ii-blue-team-active-roster


You should all really look at this post. One more reason to be Blue Team for life. I already knew about this team, but it's still pretty damn badass.

 

[Mysterion7514]

http://digitalcat01100101.tumblr.com/post/121161476977/117-087-spartan-ii-blue-team-active-roster[/URL]


You should all really look at this post. One more reason to be Blue Team for life. I already knew about this team, but it's still pretty damn badass.

Of course their badass. They have Chief.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Fred, Kelly, and Linda are pretty damn cool in the books, though. And what I find really cool about Kelly is that she was the first person John was paired up with for a training exercise, on their very first day when they were all still little six-year-olds. They absolutely despised each other at first (because John was an arrogant little ass that didn't really work well on a team yet, and Kelly did not want to put up with his bullshit), but they soon grew to cooperate and work well together and like each other. They've been on the same team ever since that first day.

 

[Mysterion7514]

I just realized something. Caboose is a god. For those that have seen episode 8 of Season 13 where Caboose becomes the true warrior. Santa said that he increased the gravity tenfold.(multiplied it times 10.) He asks what tenfold is instead of asking why everything just got ten times heavier. Assuming that Chorus has right around the same gravity as Earth. Earth has a gravitational pull of 9.80665 m/s squared. When you multiply that times ten you get 98.0665 m/s squared. First off, that would kill all life on the planet. Let's just assume that since they all wear the armor that Caboose weighs about 900ish pound with the armor on. 900 x 10 it 9000 lbs. He would die since his bones and everything else in his body would practically be crushed into dust. Yet, he survived when Santa did that. Even without his armor, about 200 lbs, he would still die, but he didn't. With that, I can conclude that Caboose is indeed a god.


 
Guys, Miles just released two wallpaper that reveals that Carolina and Sharkface are going to go at it and that he will have the upper hand. Who will save her?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Do you have a link to where Miles said that? Is it on the RT website?

 

[Mysterion7514]

There it is.


http://roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=3345696

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I found it a minute ago. Hold up while I investigate these sons of bitches.


 
Okay. First off, it looks like she beats in his face pretty good at one point. Second, it looks like her old injury is giving her troubles again. If you look in the second picture, her left leg is bent up a bit and looks to be movable, but her right leg it flat and limp. Its like she can't move it at all and its just dead weight. Maybe her wound opened up again? Maybe she hurt it a bit worse? Maybe she full on breaks it or something? Maybe he shot her in her leg as she tried to dodge a bullet? I dunno, but it appears to be hurt with how she's holding it, especially with the knowledge of that being her bad leg that just recently healed.


As to who saves her, I'm guessing it could be Wash, Tucker, or both. Wash because he is the one who helped Carolina with Sharkface before, Tucker because he's been full of daring surprises these last few seasons, and both because just one of them probably couldn't take Sharkface out on their own if Carolina couldn't even do it herself. Also, I wonder if Epsilon is with another Blue or Red member, or..somewhere..else....because he would probably have helped Carolina somehow if he was still with her in this moment.....


Those are just my thoughts, though.

 

[Mysterion7514]

Considering that they seem to be in the mountains. it may just ne the away team, so it may have to be Tuck or Caboose

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Being in the mountains doesn't mean that only Sarge, Caboose, Tucker, and (I believe) Dr. Grey are with Carolina. You never know, they could have joined back up with their other team by then. But you could also be right about only the away team being with her.


This is my fear: Remember how they showed those character posters? And there were only four, one for Carolina, Tucker, Sarge, and Kimball? Well..what if they showed specifically those four because...they will be dead by the end of this season?

 

[ryanpk200]

The Steam Summer Sale is supposed to start today! RIP Wallet

 

[Mysterion7514]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Being in the mountains doesn't mean that only Sarge, Caboose, Tucker, and (I believe) Dr. Grey are with Carolina. You never know, they could have joined back up with their other team by then. But you could also be right about only the away team being with her.
This is my fear: Remember how they showed those character posters? And there were only four, one for Carolina, Tucker, Sarge, and Kimball? Well..what if they showed specifically those four because...they will be dead by the end of this season?

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I don't think Miles is going to only kill off four characters, three os them being huge main ones. I think that the only reason he showed off those four is that maybe one of them will end up dead and the others will get character development. I that post is says #TheEndIsNear. Is Miles hinting that this Season is going to be shorter or that a character is about to die?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

If you go back to the trailer of Season 13, you would remember Epsilon saying "This is the story of how I died" and since Epsilon is Carolina's AI, I think those two things might have something to do with each other. Plus, as Mysterion said, Miles did include #TheEndIsNear so I think that the final episode of Red vs Blue Season 13 is drawing near and I would be surprised if all big protagonist characters get out of this season unharmed.

 

[Mysterion7514]

So maybe Season 13 is going to be shorter than all the other seasons. Normally a season for RvB would have 18-20ish epsiodes.


 
Or maybe that #TheEndIsNear meant that a main character might die sometime in the next few episodes.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Or maybe that #TheEndIsNear meant that a main character might die sometime in the next few episodes.

That was my second thought.

 

[Mysterion7514]

Either way, what I feel we're going to see is:


Tucker vs Felix rematch


Wash vs Locus rematch


Carolina, and maybe Wash, vs Sharkface rematch


What I would love to see is Caboose get the other key, or "Sword", and fight whoever gets the Meta armor and Santa, who is now his AI probably, helps him use the sword properly.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I don't think Miles is going to only kill off four characters, three os them being huge main ones. I think that the only reason he showed off those four is that maybe one of them will end up dead and the others will get character development. I that post is says #TheEndIsNear. Is Miles hinting that this Season is going to be shorter or that a character is about to die?

It doesn't make sense to show pictures for four characters, and have one die while all the others get major character development. That would be pointless, since all the characters could be developed from that happening. Especially since there are only four characters with posters. If he had given out more posters - say, like, eight or more - then I would think that he was just showing them for shits and giggles to get us hyped. But there are only four, a small group of characters that could easily die. And they aren't the major four, as there really isn't a "major four" in this show. There's more like a major 10. They are just four random characters that could all easily die if you really think about it. Carolina gets ahead of herself all the time and tries to fight any human enemy she can. She is very brave and strong, but can get screwed over if she isn't paying enough attention to her state and the enemy's. She also has that injury that can't be completely healed up yet, especially if its in her knee area. So she could easily die if things get out of hand for her.


Tucker is actually very smart about things, and gusty. He doesn't show it too often, but he is. But he can also sometimes be a little too..uncaring while in a fight, and he isn't always the best at paying attention to things when it is really important. He also came the closest to dying of any character last season (the closest any good character has come to dying in a while), and I doubt he is completely healed from that yet. He may not show that, but remember that Tucker doesn't usually seem to like to get all personal with things and show his true feelings, and he likes to crack jokes to defuse the tension even when he isn't feeling very happy himself. So he is probably hiding it if he is feeling even a bit shitty. And Tucker got lucky with surviving last season. I doubt he would be so lucky a second time around, especially if he faced Felix or Locus (they probably want to kick his ass to high heaven). Also, if anyone uses Junior as a way to mess with Tucker - by, like, showing him hurt or trapped, even if its fake, or just some way to mess with Tucker's feelings - he will be screwed, especially in a fight. He loves his son, even if it isn't shown very much, and he would be messed up if he knew that someone was hurting Junior just to get at him. And considering how much Junior has been referenced in this season compared to past seasons, it wouldn't surprise me if that happened.


For Sarge, he is actually a pretty gutsy guy. He does like to hang back in the safety when he sees fit, but he has also always likes to face off against things when he thinks he can take them. He's also very bold. All that could get him fucked over on the battlefield if he doesn't pay attention to things, like it almost has before. He gets ahead of himself when he feels confident, and doesn't seem to know when to get his ass out of there to save it. Also, Wash made hints that he thought the Reds would die during battle. What if he's right when it comes to Sarge?


Lastly, Kimball. She is in no way willing to just go out and fight tooth and nail whenever necessary, and she likes to play stuff safe. It is easy to tell that she hates being in the war, but she does it because she knows it's the right thing to do. She will also go and be at the very front of the war line whenever her men are out there fighting, even though I bet she would rather be anywhere else. She does it because she wants to protect those loyal to her, while facing her enemy head on rather than from the shadows. She probably is afraid, especially that she could easily die, but she grudgingly knows it's the right thing to do. She also won't step down and hide until she knows her men are safe, unless she has to leave in order to protect them. So she could easily be killed at any moment if someone truly wants to do the deed and she isn't watchful enough. Also, the first time we saw her this season, she was complaining to Doyle about the army not having enough ammo. What if she is unlucky enough to run out when she really needs it?


I know all these skeptical things sound wonky, but it's the best way I can describe my ideas. Not that I want them to come true (they better not fucking come true), but those are my reasonings for thinking the way I do.


I don't know what Miles means by that hashtag. Maybe someone could be dying soon. I sure as hell hope not, but it wouldn't really surprise me. And you know that someone will die in that fight between Sharkface and Carolina, so he could be referring to that. Also, this could very well (and sadly) be the last season of RvB. Considering how freaking long this show has been going on, it doesn't seem weird at all to say #TheEndIsNear when we are only in the middle of the season. I mean, they have made hints a lot in this season that this is the last one. So it could be that or the death of a character. I wish it was neither (PLEASE BE NEITHER), but, knowing Rooster Teeth, that is probably referring to at least one of the things.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]If you go back to the trailer of Season 13, you would remember Epsilon saying "This is the story of how I died" and since Epsilon is Carolina's AI, I think those two things might have something to do with each other. Plus, as Mysterion said, Miles did include #TheEndIsNear so I think that the final episode of Red vs Blue Season 13 is drawing near and I would be surprised if all big protagonist characters get out of this season unharmed.

[/QUOTE]
One thing I'm hoping for is that the current Chairman gets overthrown in this season. The teaser certainly hinted that he does. And if Church is destroyed in this season (if he is I will be so fucking pissed and sad), I bet that message we heard in the teaser is a message he pre-recorded and saved (or something like that) because he knew he would be destroyed and he NEEDED to give someone evidence about what happened on Chorus.


One thing is for sure: I'm getting feels from the teaser again now that you said that and made me think about that all, Shadow. Bad feels that I dun like. So scREW YOU, BUD.

 

[Mysterion7514]

It could be the final season. After all in the trailer, Church says to pay close attention to chapters 11-13. It his also his story really, so if he dies, then the show can't really go on. He also says something along the lines of "The men and women who fought bravely on Chorus. People I am glad to have called my friends." That sounds pretty shady. Is Church hinting at everyone dying?


 
Yeah, I just watched the teaser again and everything Church says is hinting that everyone will die. He says, "the incident that happened on Chorus." The Purge thingy maybe?

 

[ryanpk200]

@Everyone DUN DUN DAH


 
Move over Supernatural. It looks like another show is going to beat the record for character kills.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

It could be the final season. After all in the trailer, Church says to pay close attention to chapters 11-13. It his also his story really, so if he dies, then the show can't really go on. He also says something along the lines of "The men and women who fought bravely on Chorus. People I am glad to have called my friends." That sounds pretty shady. Is Church hinting at everyone dying?
 
Yeah, I just watched the teaser again and everything Church says is hinting that everyone will die. He says, "the incident that happened on Chorus." The Purge thingy maybe?

The Purge was just on the ship full of prisoners. If they all died that way, then they would have had to be loaded onto a prisoner ship in space. And for Felix and Locus, well, that would just be too much work just to kill a few important people. Slowly killing them on land would probably be more appealing to those two wackos.


When I first watched the teaser even, I knew that Church meant that everyone was dead by the time the new Chairman was reading the message. Why do you think I was crying and gasping and wailing for a few minutes afterward, and it only got worse with every time I watched it? The teaser just fucked me up, plain as that. And it made me feel sure that this is sadly the last season. Although, this show isn't really about Church anymore. That truly ended with season 10. But before that, it still wasn't a show that revolved around Church. Sure, almost everything that happened to them earlier was because of his presence, but not anymore. Ever since season 10 ended, RvB had concluded the chapters about Church and the Freelancers and moved to a story about the planet Chorus and all of its inhabitants. So even if he were to die while everyone else didn't, the show would still go on. There would be a giant gaping hole that has a feeling of emptiness (and I would cry like a baby), but the show could still go on. But I doubt it would, just because I bet a lot of the characters would end up dying with him.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]The Purge was just on the ship full of prisoners.

[/QUOTE]
Have you watched the most recent episode?