Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[ryanpk200]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]It's from space, Church. SPAAAAAACE.

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[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]How the fuck can you even call that a space cow when that isn't even a goddamn cow. That looks more like a deer/anteater hybrid than a damn cow.

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It's a joke from Mass Effect. It's the Shifty Looking cow. It's called that because it has arms and you can't trust something that can milk itself.

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Oh my god. I love it.
 



Nah. I was waiting until I am done with finals. And since I am now, I will watch last week's and this week's tonight.


 



And I could sic my cow on him.


 
And I'm pretty much free now, as all I have left at school is checkout tomorrow. But I can't post unTIL MOCK REPLIES TO MY CHARACTER.

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Mock has been quiet... Lots of people have been quiet lately, I miss em.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]It's from space, Church. SPAAAAAACE.

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It's still fucked up more than it should be and ain't no damn cow.


 

 



It's a joke from Mass Effect. It's the Shifty Looking cow. It's called that because it has arms and you can't trust something that can milk itself.

But..the one in the picture has no udder to speak of. And there is no way that it can reach back there to milk itself. That's just not possible with its arms being that short...and I swear it looks like a slightly deformed deer more than it does a cow....


Oh, fuck it. I give up.


 

Mock has been quiet... Lots of people have been quiet lately, I miss em.

True.

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]It's still fucked up more than it should be and ain't no damn cow.
 



But..the one in the picture has no udder to speak of. And there is no way that it can reach back there to milk itself. That's just not possible with its arms being that short...and I swear it looks like a slightly deformed deer more than it does a cow....


Oh, fuck it. I give up.


 



True.

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I don't say this often, but I agree with Autumn on this one. It looks like a deer.


Emperor has spoken!

 

[ryanpk200]

I don't say this often, but I agree with Autumn on this one. It looks like a deer.
Emperor has spoken!

In game shot of the Space Cow

 

[Hibiscus]

In game shot of the Space Cow

Space deer

 

[ryanpk200]

Space deer

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[Shadowborn Omen]

Can't say I like to disagree with Hunter, but it was named a cow by it's creator, therefore it is a cow.


After all, it's just a name.


I can name my first born son "Fido" and that won't make him a dog.

 

[Assailant]

What was that role-play we were all gonna do? With the alien research facility? That looked fun...

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

What was that role-play we were all gonna do? With the alien research facility? That looked fun...

That was Omega Protocol. That wasn't this group, just had a couple of people from it.


I decided not to do it because I hardly got any CS's

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]That was Omega Protocol. That wasn't this group, just had a couple of people from it.
I decided not to do it because I hardly got any CS's

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]That was Omega Protocol. That wasn't this group, just had a couple of people from it.
I decided not to do it because I hardly got any CS's

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Silly goose, that's because I had school. Now I RP everyday.

 

[Assailant]

Silly goose, that's because I had school. Now I RP everyday.

Says the inactivity of this role-play.

 

[ryanpk200]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]That was Omega Protocol. That wasn't this group, just had a couple of people from it.
I decided not to do it because I hardly got any CS's

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Link to thread? That sounds interesting.

 

[Hibiscus]

Says the inactivity of this role-play.

Go look at the post in Kingdom, ass hat

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Silly goose, that's because I had school. Now I RP everyday.

Not just you. There was about 7 people signed up and I only got 2 CS's


 

Link to thread? That sounds interesting.

https://www.rpnation.com/threads/omega-protocol.108343/

 

[1stLt HChurch]

In game shot of the Space Cow

Who made that game? I want to give them a slap to the face.


With a chair.


 

I don't say this often, but I agree with Autumn on this one. It looks like a deer.
Emperor has spoken!

Well, uh, thank you, dear. Great way of wording that, too. Ya dork.

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Who made that game? I want to give them a slap to the face.
With a chair.


 



Well, uh, thank you, dear. Great way of wording that, too. Ya dork.

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I think you'll know what I'll say, but I'll say it anyway: Bite me!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Space deer

Yes. It just looks like a buffed up (probably Fallow) hind with no udder, a long face, and black markings. Not a goddamn cow.

 

[Assailant]

For some reason, I NEVER get notifications from this thread. ONLY this thread.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Can't say I like to disagree with Hunter, but it was named a cow by it's creator, therefore it is a cow.
After all, it's just a name.


I can name my first born son "Fido" and that won't make him a dog.

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But how the fuck can it be a cow! It looks nothing like a cow! And I know that better than anyone in the chat, besides maybe Daimy!


Like I said. A slap with a nice wooden chair.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]But how the fuck can it be a cow! It looks nothing like a cow! And I know that better than anyone in the chat, besides maybe Daimy!
Like I said. A slap with a nice wooden chair.

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Calling something a cow doesn't make it a cow. It's called a cow.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Says the inactivity of this role-play.

Says the person that also isn't role playing in this rp.

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Says the person that also isn't role playing in this rp.

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I have an excuse. Two excuses, actually. I was the last one in our group to do anything, therefore I am waiting on all of YOU (at least the ones in my group,) and my notifications are broken for this thread. What's your excuse?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Calling something a cow doesn't make it a cow. It's called a cow.

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That game and anyone who plays it must have fucked up logic, then.