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Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]You can say "Son of a Beachball" instead. If I need to sensor "bitch" for some crazy reason, I say "beachball." Don't ask why. I just did it once out of nowhere and it stuck.
 



Well, I know that the quotes are asked for at the beginning of the school year when the senior class is around 110 strong. The amount of seniors that graduate don't make a difference, but my brother's class only had 85 people graduate. How many seniors are in your school's senior class every year?


 



I'm considering putting "Longest four years, ever. Of all time" on my cap next year.

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Yes.
 
[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]I don't. I live in Bellevue, but down here in Robinswood we have a very special school called "Bellevue Big Picture" in which there are 300 some odd middle schoolers and about 80 to 90 high schoolers. Maybe less.

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Wait, what state do you live in? I recognize the name Bellevue.


 
I just had some old lady tell me repeatedly that my family's land isn't called a ranch because it's only 18 acres (my mom's family even own about 20 acres when she was a kid, but they sold about an acre and a half years ago before my mom inherited it from them). Bitch, we raise cattle and sheep for almost a living, work with our animals everyday, have every single animal of ours on our own damn property and not somewhere else or in the mountains (never, ever doing that), and 14 acres of our land is just pasture, yet you say we don't own a ranch? Fucking really? I'm sorry that we don't own hundreds of acres like your family does, but we still own a goddamn ranch. And at least I didn't call it a farm. Go fuck yourself in your old ass.


But, of course, I couldn't say that because she is a sub for one of my classes. All I could say, repeatedly, was that we definitely own a ranch. Old hag.


 
Oh, oh, guys. What if I put "Err I'm a graduate err" on my cap next year. That would be funny. No one would get the reference, but it would still be funny.
 
[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]You get a senior quote?! That's bullshit! I wish I got a senior quote! I could see it right now.
"As a wise man once asked: 'Do you ever wonder why we're here?' It's one of life's great mysteries."

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Mine was (translated) "When life gives you lemons, beat life to death with the lemons and then trade them for vodka."
 
Daimao said:
Mine was (translated) "When life gives you lemons, beat life to death with the lemons and then trade them for vodka."
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I have a better lemons joke...


“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”


-Cave Johnson
 
ryanpk200 said:
I have a better lemons joke...
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”


-Cave Johnson
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I would find that clever if my friend hadn't memorized it and recited it every time someone says lemons...
 
[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I would find that clever if my friend hadn't memorized it and recited it every time someone says lemons...

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I don't say it when someone mentions it but I'm definitely thinking it.
 
I think my brother was just playing with a guy on Xbox live who is called Church. What the fuck.


Although, I did rp with a guy on an old site that was nicknamed EChurch, with the full user of Epsilon_Church. I was pretty much the only person who could call him Church because no one would be confused as to who I was talking to when I said the name, and him and I were good friends. That would be fucking weird if that was him that my brother was talking to.
 
[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I think my brother was just playing with a guy on Xbox live who is called Church. What the fuck.
Although, I did rp with a guy on an old site that was nicknamed EChurch, with the full user of Epsilon_Church. I was pretty much the only person who could call him Church because no one would be confused as to who I was talking to when I said the name, and him and I were good friends. That would be fucking weird if that was him that my brother was talking to.

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I got a new dog. I named him Epsilon, just for you.
 
[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]Church, I live in western Washington.

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Thought you lived somewhere up here in the Pacific Northwest. I live about ten minutes away from the Oregon/Washington border, on the Oregon side.


 


Daimao said:
I got a new dog. I named him Epsilon, just for you.
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Really?! Dude, you're a good friend! That is a cool name to give a dog. I bet I will someday I will start using RvB names to name my animals, and eventually use all of them. I've already called a large orange cat (that is pretty much ours) Grif, and my latest market lamb is a ewe (girl) that I named Allison. So I'm starting off slow, but I'm gradually progressing too deep into this fandom.
 
My lizard just layed eggs, and I'm planning on naming them Church, Grif, Caboose, Tucker, Sarge, Simmons, Donut, Lopez, and Doc.
 
[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Name one Simmons 2.0

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If there are twins, I'll name one Simmons 2.0
 
[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]Dude. I'd be careful if you don' wanna end up stabbered.

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I really wanted to fake spoil it but I would probably end up stabbered.
 
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