Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

A lot of intoxicate texts.

 

[MockingXbird]

*HIGH PITCH TERRIFIED SCREAMS*


NSNSKEJSIDIDOSOD


*RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND CENTY*


QAQ


 
Fucking Susan....and Sasha...Erica....Bob ....(names the necromorphs)


AND THE MOTHER FUCKING TROLL MONSTERS (ubermorphs )

 

[ryanpk200]

Nicole says hello!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Just spray and pray! It'll all be over soon. Use the pew pew gun

 

[ryanpk200]

That doesn't work with Necromorphs.


 
Nicole isn't real anyways.


 
Still haven't updated!

 

[MockingXbird]

1-Pew pew gun is amazing


2-Praying and church...doesn't exactly like me.....


3-IT DONT MATTER I'D SHE IS REAL OR NIT. SHE'S STILL A CREEPY BITCH


did you know in the first game if you combine the first letter in all chapters it spells 'Nicole is Dead'


*still hiding behind Centy*

 

[ryanpk200]

MAKE US WHOLE!!!!!!!


*Forces you to stab yourself in the eye*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

NU. I DON'T WANT TO BE NICE TO MY BROTHER *DICK PUNCHES SHADOW*

...Yayy sisters back... >_>

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

. . .Right, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, "Dovahkiin". I sadly no longer am interested in your services. Please, it's not me, it's you.
And for your next job application, don't even bother putting me down as a source! I'll give you nothing but bad reviews!


 
You DARE to give me an angry lightning tornado of negative approval?!


We're through! You're officially on my shit list,

1. Robot Fucker Simmons2.0
   
2. Hunt Master General
   
3. Russkie from Ruskerville
   
4. Mock2.0 AKA DarkAngel
   
5. 1stLT Carolina
   
6. Avid
   
7. Mock the Maniac
   
8. Ryan the Punk from Nordland
   

Number EIGHT! Beware, once the others are dealt with, you're next!

I'm number one in everything man.

 

[MockingXbird]

I was just showing my love, brother ~


 
NO *CLINGS TO SHADOW AND CENTY* FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE PSYCO SHIT FUCKING THING

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Okay, who's been deleting or editing posts?! Mock now got the 9000th?! Ugh, fuck you Huntrey.

That's not Hunter. It did that with posts even when he wasn't here for months. It's RpNation fucking up in post count. Dunno how it happens but it does.

 

[ryanpk200]

*Nicole starts fight inside your mind*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

did you know in the first game if you combine the first letter in all chapters it spells 'Nicole is Dead'

I figured that out on Chapter 10 (I think, it might have been 11) when I put them together and got "NICOLEISDE" and I pretty much got that facepalm out of the way right there.

 

[ryanpk200]

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Isaac: Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.


Me: Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.


 
If we're just putting Dead Space pictures up, I'll put my Dead Space life in one picture right here.

 

[ryanpk200]

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Fuck that shit. Let's just fight he friendly flood.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Don't worry sister, I can take care of these evil sons of bitches!

Spoiler

OH SHIT WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS THAT?!

YOU GET A BOOT

AND YOU GET A BOOT

AND YOU GET A BOOT

I think I'm almost done...

Whew... They're all dead.


Sister! I got you a present!

@Mockingbird

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I'll stick to just plotting your deaths, and avoiding moving corpses.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I'll stick to just plotting your deaths, and avoiding moving corpses.

@ryanpk200 @Mockingbird


(Pst, hey you two, I think I know how TAC's going out!)

 

[ryanpk200]

@Mockingbird[/URL]

*Ubermorph burst into room*What now?
 
I lost it at kick the baby.

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[TheAncientCelt]

:c work sucks

 

[Assailant]

I haven't played Dead Space.

 

[MockingXbird]

NO. OMG IT'S THE TROLL MONSTERS *Hugs Shadow* Beother. That'd an amazing present BUT IT'S THE FUCKING UBERMORPH


 
Dont. That game will change you. Fun as hell but....*shivers *


 

 

[ryanpk200]

Dead Space wasn't too scary for me. But I'm the kind of person who laughs their way through horror games.