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Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

What is with you people calling each other brother, mother, father etc?


 
My gut feeling is that the previous comment was a bad idea...
 
Just wait until they turn up on the Lannister. Shit gets real weird, Dragonborn.


. . You seem normal enough, though. How about it, then Ryan? You join my team as my subordinate and help me gain the ten thousandth post? I'll make you my number two guy! Wealth, women, wine, and even all of Brycie-bois belongings can be yours!
 
You're a smart one! I'll name you my number one guy, if you manage to kill Assailant the traditional, honourable, warrior way.


By poisoning his next meal! Ya see, Assailant is my current number one guy, but he's sorta not too good at his job! But I'm glad you joined the team, Dovahkiin. You seem sharper then an Orcish dagger.
 
I prefer Dragon Bone... How do I poison a meal over the internet? Or shoudl I kill Rhodey in the rp?


The+gourmet+legit_e17bbd_5019190.jpg
 
My dearest, newest subordinate, don't be silly. I'll require you to break into his house, poison EVERY bit of food and water supply he has available, obtain his password. . And delete any trace he's left on the site. Only then can we be rid of Assailant.


 
And that picture ain't working.
 
It was supposed to be a shot of a guy with a battle axe and the caption said something along the lines of "As you can see by my culinary hat, I am the gourmet! Please excuse the battle axe." All of the Skyrim references and poison made me think of it.


 
Oh now it works...
 
. . .Right, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, "Dovahkiin". I sadly no longer am interested in your services. Please, it's not me, it's you.


And for your next job application, don't even bother putting me down as a source! I'll give you nothing but bad reviews!


 
You DARE to give me an angry lightning tornado of negative approval?!


We're through! You're officially on my shit list,

  1. Robot Fucker Simmons2.0
  2. Hunt Master General
  3. Russkie from Ruskerville
  4. Mock2.0 AKA DarkAngel
  5. 1stLT Carolina
  6. Avid
  7. Mock the Maniac
  8. Ryan the Punk from Nordland


Number EIGHT! Beware, once the others are dealt with, you're next!
 
*realization in 5...4...3. * IS THAT A DEAD SPACE ICO. AVATAR THINGY?!??!?!?!


 
DEAD SPACE IS MY SECOND, MORE SCARY, NEVER WANT TO RELIVE LIFE
 
Don't God damn communicate with the Dovahkiin! He's a threat to my glorious, glorious empire!


 
Oh.


You.


Little.


Fucking.


I'm uncultured.


 
Just took off notifications, you little shit sniffer.
 
Great, Mysterion is here


 


TheAncientCenturion said:
Assailant is my current number one guy, but he's sorta not too good at his job!
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First off, I don't work for you anymore. Second, I won the 9000th post! Where's your last victory, huh? 1000 over there?
 
Assailant said:
Great, Mysterion is here
 



First off, I don't work for you anymore. Second, I won the 9000th post! Where's your last victory, huh? 1000 over there?
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What're you talking about? I had gotten the nine thousand post with Mock.


 
Okay, who's been deleting or editing posts?! Mock now got the 9000th?! Ugh, fuck you Huntrey.
 
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