Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]So far mine's been going a lot like that. There's been a couple of missions where I'd have to replace one because they were gravely wounded and had like 17 days in the ward. But no casualties.

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Actually I lied. a bunch were gravely wounded after a UFO went FUBAR. So I had to use dream team 2.0. Ghost, Low Rider, Ricochet, Scalpel, Dragon, and Blind Shot. All snipers, all female, all went A-OK.

 

[MockingXbird]

PREPARING THE NUKE. READY TO FIRE AT WILL

 

[Daimao]

Excuse me, but you're three feet from the grave. Step off Rusky before you end up trippin', son.
Dawg, just for good measure.

It'll be a cold day in Hell before that happens, tiny comrade.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Fun fact, my first name is Will. That sentence always makes me chuckle, even if it's not aimed at me directly.


The Nuke isn't aimed at me, right Mock? Mock? Right?


 
I am like a giant. . Like, Attack on Titan sizes. I am anything but small. .

 

[MockingXbird]

SHADOW. I NEED YOUR ORDERS


 
t....t.....T....TTTTIIITTAAAAAAANNNNSSSSSSSS *SETS NUKE OFF* TIIIIIIIITTTTTTTAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNSSS-*explodes*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I think Mock nuked herself. . And the state of Arizona.

 

[Daimao]

Fun fact, my first name is Will. That sentence always makes me chuckle, even if it's not aimed at me directly.
The Nuke isn't aimed at me, right Mock? Mock? Right?


 
I am like a giant. . Like, Attack on Titan sizes. I am anything but small. .

You make me laugh. Hahahaha! Haha! Ha! I could crush colossal titan like bug with one finger.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

@Mockingbird Hold a defensive line! Your clones have just arrived and are ready for deployment! Alucardian clones have already assumed a defensive formation!


*EXPLOSION*


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THE CACITCAL NUKE HAS BEEN FIRED! ADVANCE! ATTACK!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Fewlish fewls, you did not realize I had a weapon worse than any cactial nuke or Mock!

MACHO MAN RANDDDYYY SAVAGE


OOHHH YEAAAAH

 

[MockingXbird]

..... * a piles of ashes* ...ttiittaannsss.....

 

[Daimao]

Fewlish fewls, you did not realize I had a weapon worse than any cactial nuke or Mock!

MACHO MAN RANDDDYYY SAVAGE


OOHHH YEAAAAH

Da?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Da?

MACHO MAN RANDDDDY SAVAGE WILL SNAP YOU INTO A SLIM JIM.

 

[MockingXbird]

I HAVE CHUCK NORRIS

 

[TheAncientCelt]

THAT OLD GUY WHO GOT BEAT LIKE A BITCH?


MACHOOO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS THE CREME OF THE CROP! HE ALWAYS RISES!

 

[Daimao]

MACHO MAN RANDDDDY SAVAGE WILL SNAP YOU INTO A SLIM JIM.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

'Nough said.

 

[Daimao]

'Nough said.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

MACHO MAN FIGHTS TANKS

 

[Daimao]

Was he the man run over in Tiananmen Square?


 
Because that man died. By tank tread.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

RANDY SAVAGE DOES NOT DIE. . TO ANYTHING BUT SUV CRASHES.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Stay Dead @Huntrey
I rule this chat now

Wow. Okay. Well screw you, then.

 

[Daimao]

Was his skin actually orange like that? Because it looks stupid

 

[1stLt HChurch]

@TheAncientCenturion I have another message, quoted exactly from Hunter-


From my King, Hunter: "Give me a reason to come back TAC, be it for my people or for your demise. It is your move, old friend."

 

[MockingXbird]

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTTIIOONN

 

[Wintermute]

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!


ABAJO CON CTAC


MUERTE A LOS HEREJES