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Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

HAPPEH BURF- wait, ten days? God damn. Don't worry, I'll go back to my cave.


*Retires and sobs for not knowing how to count*


Hey, has anyone seen Lopez Dos Point 0 around lately? I haven't seen him in some time.
 
I got my team set up in XCOM.


Fernando "Shield" Castro as the Support


Clara "Big Fergus" Ferguson as the Heavy


Shannon "Crosshairs" Ramirez as the Sniper


Benjamin "Hazard" Johnson as the Assault


Shield, Big Fergus, Crosshairs, and Cowboy. The Dream Team of XCOM. Crosshairs hasn't missed a shot yet, 4 missions, 9 kills.


 
Lauren "Hulk" Williams gets to be the second Heavy, because I recruited her as a Sergeant. :3




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There they are, the dream team themselves!




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Dream team had a rough fight...


(P.S., sorry for bad picture quality, phone+TV screen don't make a good combo...)
 
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[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Indeed it is.

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Well, my dear Shadow, since I am bound to forget, I will just say happy birthday now. Happy Birthday!!
 
It was a standard call. Abduction in Africa near a restaurant, the Dream Team was dispatched to eliminate any threats.


The Skyranger landed and deployed the Dream Team.


Crosshairs set up behind a vacant car directly out from the Skyranger and set up for precision fire.


Big Fergus and Hulk lined up on either side of the restaurant's main doors, spotting two tangos.


Shield lined up at the window and took a shot at one of the enemies. The shot connected and the enemy was confirmed KIA.


Hazard ran to the other side of the window and fired at another enemy. His shot missed.


Big Fergus entered the restaurant and took cover behind the bar. She spotted two additional tangos who ran out of the back door.


The team, not including Crosshairs, advanced towards the enemy. All members fire one shot except Crosshairs, who shoots three. Crosshairs's shots all hit, three of the four other members' shots hit their targets. All tangos retreated beyond line of site, the Dream Team pursued. Hazard, Shield, and Hulk advanced to the roof of the restaurant for a better view of the targets. Big Fergus pursued on the ground.


Crosshairs was ambushed by four tangos. She was shot an injured.


Shield dashed of the roof and towards Crosshairs. Hazard and Hulk were cut off by tangos and couldn't follow Shield.


Big Fergus met heavy resistance and was forced to take cover behind a vacant van.


Crosshairs fired at a tango with her handgun and managed to cause a casualty before return fire put her into critical condition.


Shield got within range of the remaining three tangos. He killed two with a grenade and the other died of the subsequent vehicle explosion.


Shield successfully stabilized Crosshairs.


Hazard and Hulk attacked the resisting foes. They were both injured, but not fatally.


Big Fergus killed two of the three tangos before the van she took cover behind exploded, putting her in critical condition.


Hazard and Hulk provided covering fire from the roof while Shield ran across the entire battlefield and stabilized Big Fergus at the latest possible time he could have before her body would have failed.


The remaining tangos were killed off, Big Fergus and Crosshairs were transported to the Skyranger, who took them back to base.


^ Recap on the near downfall of the XCOM Dream Team.
 
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I think I'm claiming this as my theme song xD


 
P.s. HAPPY EARLY MOTHERFUCKING B DAY YOU LITTLE SHIT
Being a long time League player, I know that song too well. You're definitely a Jinx.


A couple of my favorite quotes?


"You're my favorite waste of bullets!"


"I accidentally did that on purpose."


"Smile! It's called gunplay."


"Duck! Just kidding, that won't help."


"I'm trying to care... I just can't."


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"I'm craaaazy! I've got a doctor's note." @Mockingbird xD
 
@TheAncientCenturion I wasn't trash talking DotA, though there IS a reason LoL is more popular... Just sayin'. I still play it, though.


And my birthday is 10 days after yesterday. So people are wishing me an early happy birthday because they believe themselves to be incompetent of remembering a day 10 days in the future.
 
Psh, I play Dota 1 dawg. Not bothering with that Valve stuff.


Incompetence you say? It's almost impossible to mess up. .Ten days minus yesterday, carry the one. . Divide by eight. . . The Drake equation over E=MC2. . .


Happy Birthday Shadow! Just read this in whatever day it's your birthday.
 
TheAncientCenturion said:
Psh, I play Dota 1 dawg. Not bothering with that Valve stuff.
Incompetence you say? It's almost impossible to mess up. .Ten days minus yesterday, carry the one. . Divide by eight. . . The Drake equation over E=MC2. . .


Happy Birthday Shadow! Just read this in whatever day it's your birthday.
Shadow from 9 days in the future saying thank you, CTAC.
 
Sounds like you've had a busy life, TAC.


And what's even more scary and weird is that my brother with turn 19 in a month and 15 days. That's not right.


I liked life a lot better when I was younger, could goof around and have lazy time more, and when I didn't have to worry about my college classes and actual college. Like, I will go to college after I graduate from high school because I know that will help me a lot later in life, but I also don't want to go to college. Cause its COLLEGE.
 

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