Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

MORNING FUCKEERRSS

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Wow. Wow wow wow wow.


I haven't been updated since like, page 258. I assumed this place was dead. . . Just wow.


Good morning Mock, how are you?

 

[MockingXbird]

LOL, ditto xD


I'm tored and feel like killing or torturing something....so the usual

 

[TheAncientCelt]

i am tored too. Wanna go get some coffee? Maybe head down to the starbucks, work on some screen plays and wear tacky glasses?

 

[MockingXbird]

Shut up OAO

 

[TheAncientCelt]

What? But when you're tored, people usually get coffee or something.

 

[MockingXbird]

I will skin you

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Okay but afterwards, wanna get some coffee? I am sure skinning me will only make you more tored.

 

[MockingXbird]

No, killing things is my coffee


also....TIRED*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Tired? Is that another spelling error, do you mean TORED?

 

[MockingXbird]

I will murder you in your sleep

 

[TheAncientCelt]

So you'll stay up through the night? Man, you'd be tored after that.

 

[MockingXbird]

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*spontaneous combusts *

 

[TheAncientCelt]

So, I think I killed Mock. . .


It's your turn now, Shadow.

 

[Wintermute]

Oh my god you fuckers! Dont make me read that when I'm in class, I almost pissed my pants! XDDDDDD


Also, tored is love, tored is life.

 

[MockingXbird]

1- I live to make others laugh


2-

 

[Wintermute]

I can't fuck myself. 2 reasons.


1. I'm not that flexible.


2. My dick isn't a cactus.

 

[MockingXbird]

Anything is possible


*lays on ground* Im. So. tired. Bloody. Fucking. Hell.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

TAC, I thought we were on the verge of an agreement. I guess not. You cyborg-hating cockbite.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

CTAC does not make non-aggression pacts with the enemy.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Says the one suggesting we join sides to fight Mockangel.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Mock died, she was too tored to withstand my assault! Lopez Dos Point O is no threat. It's just you and me, again.

 

[MockingXbird]

*rises from the dead as a Necromorph*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Simmons2.0, May I suggest we unite to stop the new necro-Mock?