Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[1stLt HChurch]

I SERIOUSLY DID IT WITHOUT WANTING TO I'M SO SORRY
 
*Starts to kick self*

You are seriously the closest thing we have to a male version of Mock.

 

[Wintermute]

But I hate myself for sounding like a douche ;(


It makes people dislike me.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

@1stLt HChurch I've officially jumped on the shipping boat. And when I'm on, it goes full speed.

 

[Wintermute]

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Holy crap. I actually got one essay done. Well, time to watch House until 3 in the morning and go to sleep, only to wake up regretting I didn't do the other.

 

[MockingXbird]

NICE FRIEND ENCOURAGING WORD ONLY- Dark, we are all Douchbag in our own way owo That's why WE ALL get along so greatly xD no need to literally beat yourself up about it


 
LIKE CHURCH AND SHADOW. THAT ARE DOUCHBAG, ASSHOLES


Luv you all~♡

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I like to consider myself slightly pushy in my over-corrective ways. Call it what you want. You're just jelly I came up with Oklahoma all on my own.

 

[MockingXbird]

Biach, I'm pretty sure your jelluly of mah beautimous Ohio and Michigan. You made one OC, I made two *explosion*


Jk, I love Oak xD ....giant pleasure devices....

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I think you're forgetting about Nebraska. *Double explosion*

 

[MockingXbird]

What about her?


ooooo


 
...idk. I gave up xD

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

My feelings. They're....


NOT THERE! HAHAHA

 

[MockingXbird]

*le face palm*

 

[1stLt HChurch]

@1stLt HChurch[/URL] I've officially jumped on the shipping boat. And when I'm on, it goes full speed.

YAY!!! It's fun being on the ship. Very amusing.


 

NICE FRIEND ENCOURAGING WORD ONLY- Dark, we are all Douchbag in our own way owo That's why WE ALL get along so greatly xD no need to literally beat yourself up about it
 
LIKE CHURCH AND SHADOW. THAT ARE DOUCHBAG, ASSHOLES


Luv you all~?

I am a sarcastic, snarky, blunt, rudely, and cruelly hilarious bitch. And I love it.


 
Well, when I'm on the internet. In real life I try my hardest to be nice. It doesn't always work, though...


 
Oh my god. I have finally caught up, and I have concluded that Mock and I are womanchildren and all you guys are a bunch of manchildren (the word manchild is too hilarious to me). So, in short, we are all children.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Hey! Watch it! I'm a young man. Sure, I have a childish side, and it reigns free here, but the point still stands.


This is actually the only group of people I feel free to let my childish side out in. Wow. That's deep. Forget I said anything.

 

[MockingXbird]

Awww, your welcome~

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Hey! Watch it! I'm a young man. Sure, I have a childish side, and it reigns free here, but the point still stands.
This is actually the only group of people I feel free to let my childish side out in. Wow. That's deep. Forget I said anything.

[/QUOTE]
Psh. I'm all quiet and professional when I first meet someone, but the more I get to know them the more loud and crazy I become.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Essays... Finished... Brain... Malfunction... Too much writing about Texas Roadhouse.... Not enough actual Texas Roadhouse to keep me motivated...

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Oh my god, Shadow. xD

 

[MockingXbird]

LIVE SHADOW LIVE. I BELIEVE IN YOUUU

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Sleeeeeeeeeeeep....


G'night.


 
THANK DR. HOUSE FOR A TWO-HOUR DELAY!!!!


I got much-needed extra sleep. I feel slightly-less exhausted than normal!


I feel like I just drank a tub of five-hour energy! That's about 400 hours of energy, right?

 

[MockingXbird]

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I just updated my bucketlist.


Not only am I doing that, I'm doing that right before I go skydiving over a pack of Russian Bears with AK-47's. You're welcome @Daimao .

 

[Daimao]

Fuck, I'm in.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

 

[Wintermute]

Wait! Its dangerous to go alone! Take this.