Fandom Freelancer Files: Down for the Count (Red vs. Blue)

[Mysterion7514]

I AM da bes

And I'm bored.


 
Is everyone dead? I wanna play something with someone.


 
@Darkangel666 @ryanpk200 Did u guys die or something? We need to make up our plan. And play video games

 

[ryanpk200]

And I'm bored.
 
Is everyone dead? I wanna play something with someone.


 
@Darkangel666 @ryanpk200 Did u guys die or something? We need to make up our plan. And play video games

Hurk! bleh

 

[Mysterion7514]

Hurk Bleh

Don't you hurk bleh me.

 

[Wintermute]

Hurk Bleh

Blarg Murh

 

[Mysterion7514]

Blarg Murh

Stahp dat.

 

[ryanpk200]

Dark if you want to rob a bank, this is the time.

 

[Mysterion7514]

In PAYDAY>

 

[ryanpk200]

In PAYDAY>

Obviously

 

[Wintermute]

Obviously

Heck yeah, lets do it.

 

[Mysterion7514]

I had to go on my phone. I'm upgrading to Windows 10


 
@ryanpk200 What Steam games do you have?

 

[ryanpk200]

I had to go on my phone. I'm upgrading to Windows 10
 
@ryanpk200 What Steam games do you have?

My steam is same as RPN. You can look for yourself.

 

[Mysterion7514]

My steam is same as RPN. You can look for yourself.

Okay you'll receive a request from SherlockTheBoss

 

[ryanpk200]

Okay you'll receive a request from SherlockTheBoss

That was you? Why didn't you say something?

 

[Mysterion7514]

That was you? Why didn't you say something?

Cuz I'm stupid

 

[Assailant]

We were too blind to see it. Then again, I''m playing minecraft so, big whoop there.
 



Honestly I don't see why he just doesn't go for Mock's hand. I mean, there isn't any competition.

 

[Mysterion7514]

 

[Assailant]

Amry of MAXs! Come at me me, bruh.

*all ten Maxs that I've created across RPNation line up*


Maxs: You have no idea what kind of trouble you are in.


*one max raises his hand*


Max: Uh, guys?! My whole spiel is that I CAN'T fight.


Max: You didn't have to tell him that!


Max: Also, I have a literal army that serves under me, which are the best trained and equipped human soldiers in the universe, so...

 

[Mysterion7514]

*all ten Maxs that I've created across RPNation line up*
Maxs: You have no idea what kind of trouble you are in.


*one max raises his hand*


Max: Uh, guys?! My whole spiel is that I CAN'T fight.


Max: You didn't have to tell him that!


Max: Also, I have a literal army that serves under me, which are the best trained and equipped human soldiers in the universe, so...

*Spawns a nuke* You don't want to do that.


@Darkangel666 Where are you? I may need backup.

 

[Assailant]

*Spawns a nuke* You don't want to do that.
@Darkangel666 Where are you? I may need backup.

Max: *calls in the entire soldier population of Remnant with space pods attached and the Wasp class equipped with FTL MKII turbo engine.* "I'd recommend rethinking that. "

 

[Wintermute]

Dude, it's a joke. Really I do vie for Mock's hand. *whispers* but don't tell anyone.[
 



You cannot defeat me and my ARMY OF MAXs!!

 

Max: *calls in the entire soldier population of Remnant with space pods attached and the Wasp class equipped with FTL MKII turbo engine.* "I'd recommend rethinking that. "

*Me spawns legion after legion of indestructible demonic creatures with futuristic armor and lasers and pirates and shit*


No, I recommend YOU rethinking.

 

[Assailant]

 

*Me spawns legion after legion of indestructible demonic creatures with futuristic armor and lasers and pirates and shit*


No, I recommend YOU rethinking.

Max: *calls in the Dredge*


Checkmate.

 

[Mysterion7514]

*calls in all of the Combine*


You're all fucked motherfuckers.

 

[Wintermute]

Max: *calls in the Dredge*
Checkmate.

*Calls in Lucifer the Great*


No, not really.


 

*calls in all of the Combine*
You're all fucked motherfuckers.

You idjit, you just spawned a bunch of these things

Plus, we are allies.

 

[Assailant]

*calls in all of the Combine*
You're all fucked motherfuckers.

The dredge alone would beat them.

*Calls in Lucifer the Great*
No, not really.


 



You idjit, you just spawned a bunch of these things

Plus, we are allies.

Lucifer, huh? You know, I'm calling in creatures my Maxs are actually allied with in their respective stories. So... yeah, totally fair. Also, *calls in the Aluii*


I think that should take care of that.

 

[ryanpk200]

*calls in Reaper armada*