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Fandom Fate/Ultimatum OOC
- Thread starter LostHaven
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Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
No, I'm pretty sure you're actually evil.Ah... sounds a lot like me!
Hanarei
Rawr-ness
Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Isn't that the case though? I've yet to see you do anything good.Hmmph!
Hanarei
Rawr-ness
I've done plenty of good things!
Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Such as?
Hanarei
Rawr-ness
I've complimented you a few times! helped you out on occasion!
Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Like when? I don't remember you helping me out. I only remember you not posting when least convenient.
Hanarei
Rawr-ness
Hmmph! Not my fault you purposely ignore all the nice things I do!
Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Well, if you're nicer in the future, I'll try not to forget that.
Hanarei
Rawr-ness
But you are always mean to me first!
Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
You literally married me without consent. This goes far beyond hand-holding.
Hanarei
Rawr-ness
Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
No!You said you do though... in your sleep.
LostHaven
Loser's queue is real and it's coming for you.
Alright you two.
Do I look like a marriage counsellor to you two brianless fuckwits of human garbage?!
Do I?!
If you two wanna bitch around, go do so somewhere else that ISN'T HERE. For the love of all that is Eldritch and Abominable, you two tick me the fuck off!
Like, seriously?!
I'm here trying to save the rest of like... everything because you chromosome-missing fucking pimates decided to hold some stupid war over a fancy-ass cup.
For fuck's sake, what do you think happens when you try to do dumb shit like reset the universe?! The damn Hounds of Tindalos won't stop barking now, and my dad is pissed.
Do you know what happens when Azathoth gets pissed?!
DO YOU?!
Well I do, and my dad don't deal with your jackshit! Nyarlathotep pussied off somewhere, Yog-Sothoth won't reply to my inter-dimensional texts, and now I'm all alone to CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING MESS. But nOOoOOoooOOO. All I get is 'NoOoOooOo BIsUTo KuN whAt yOu'rE doInG iS wrONg' and 'NOOOoooOo BisUtO kUn YoU sHouLdn'T eRrAdICaTE huMaNitY'.
Seriously, I don't even get paid for this shit. So take your little 'Lover's Quarrel' and shove it up your rectu- I mean ass.
Or else I'm going to fucking buff Avenger and set it loose on your sorry ass first!
You fucking got that?!
Do I look like a marriage counsellor to you two brianless fuckwits of human garbage?!
Do I?!
If you two wanna bitch around, go do so somewhere else that ISN'T HERE. For the love of all that is Eldritch and Abominable, you two tick me the fuck off!
Like, seriously?!
I'm here trying to save the rest of like... everything because you chromosome-missing fucking pimates decided to hold some stupid war over a fancy-ass cup.
For fuck's sake, what do you think happens when you try to do dumb shit like reset the universe?! The damn Hounds of Tindalos won't stop barking now, and my dad is pissed.
Do you know what happens when Azathoth gets pissed?!
DO YOU?!
Well I do, and my dad don't deal with your jackshit! Nyarlathotep pussied off somewhere, Yog-Sothoth won't reply to my inter-dimensional texts, and now I'm all alone to CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING MESS. But nOOoOOoooOOO. All I get is 'NoOoOooOo BIsUTo KuN whAt yOu'rE doInG iS wrONg' and 'NOOOoooOo BisUtO kUn YoU sHouLdn'T eRrAdICaTE huMaNitY'.
Seriously, I don't even get paid for this shit. So take your little 'Lover's Quarrel' and shove it up your rectu- I mean ass.
Or else I'm going to fucking buff Avenger and set it loose on your sorry ass first!
You fucking got that?!
Hanarei
Rawr-ness
This is why you can't teach an Old One new tricks. All the bluster yet humanity still flourishes.
LostHaven
Loser's queue is real and it's coming for you.
What do you expect me, a villain, to do about your fucking Plot Armour?
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK?!
For fuck's sake, I wouldn't eat you even if Saber sacrifices you!
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK?!
For fuck's sake, I wouldn't eat you even if Saber sacrifices you!
Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
We can probably defeat Beast just by being ourselves,
Hanarei
.Well, anyway, as far as eldritch abominations go, I prefer to golf with one. They never quite get the geometry right, so it's easy to win and scam them out of their hard-earned mortal souls, which I can use to fuel my dishonest business practices..
Hanarei
Rawr-ness
Looks like we got this in a bag!We can probably defeat Beast just by being ourselves,
Well, anyway, as far as eldritch abominations go, I prefer to golf with one. They never quite get the geometry right, so it's easy to win and scam them out of their hard-earned mortal souls, which I can use to fuel my dishonest business practices..
Geometry messes with their heads. Not to mention as long as you aren't some detective they don't seem to know how to use you to usher in the end of the world.
Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Excellent! Time to eat! Itadakimasu~ *Consumes the corpus of the Beast to gain a 2.5x Cultivation Ego Barrier Chrysalis multiplier for his Golden Heart Dao Ascendant Cultivation stage, like all Xianxia characters do*
BlightGiver
Professional Brick Thrower
That was fast; looks like we got the good ending. Fantastic job everyone; I don't want to say it was all me, but it might've been mostly thanks to me.
LostHaven
Loser's queue is real and it's coming for you.
Thepotatogod
and it was this big
I hate to burst the bubble, but I think this is the bad ending...
LostHaven
Loser's queue is real and it's coming for you.
by the way. If anybody have already decided servant/master pairs, feel free to post. If you are servantless/masterless, ping me.
If we don't have enough masters, I will give you an NPC then thrust the responsibility onto Lancer first chance I get.
If we don't have enough masters, I will give you an NPC then thrust the responsibility onto Lancer first chance I get.
