Fandom Fate/Ultimatum OOC

[LostHaven]

Pfft. Magic? As if I'd ever stoop so low as to use such heretical means...

This is miracles and Noble Phantasms, got that, squid?

K.

At least make it so Ruler needs to incapacitate the corrupted servant first. Can't have Avenger turning on Beast too soon.

 

[Birdsie]

At least make it so Ruler needs to incapacitate the corrupted servant first. Can't have Avenger turning on Beast too soon.

Servants can't really be incapacitated or knocked unconscious. You seem to hold some weird ideas about how spiritual bodies work.

I'm honestly torn between making it a kind of "aura" that can be switched on and off that affects anyone nearby and takes a while to work in full, making it into a laser-beam of purifying energy and water, or a mockery of the real sacrament where Constantine throws a vase of holy water at someone like a purifying grenade.

I might actually do that last one and make it work like some kind of fucked up holy napalm. He throws the vase and blue flames spring out, spreading to eat away corruption.

 

[LostHaven]

Servants can't really be incapacitated or knocked unconscious. You seem to hold some weird ideas about how spiritual bodies work.

I'm honestly torn between making it a kind of "aura" that can be switched on and off that affects anyone nearby and takes a while to work in full, making it into a laser-beam of purifying energy and water, or a mockery of the real sacrament where Constantine throws a vase of holy water at someone like a purifying grenade.

I might actually do that last one and make it work like some kind of fucked up holy napalm. He throws the vase and blue flames spring out, spreading to eat away corruption.

Make ruler them in the forehead and blast them with the full force of God's love lol.

 

[Birdsie]

Make ruler them in the forehead and blast them with the full force of God's love lol.

Punch?

That sounds like a tactic that Kamijou "Let Me Punch Your Problems Out of You" Touma would use.

 

[LostHaven]

Punch?

That sounds like a tactic that Kamijou "Let Me Punch Your Problems Out of You" Touma would use.

Make it a mockery of a Sacrament. That's the method that leaves the servant with the most dignity lol

 

[Birdsie]

Make it a mockery of a Sacrament. That's the method that leaves the servant with the most dignity lol

Yeah, I'm making it into this clay cask/pitcher that he opens up and just pours blue flames on your head and they wash over you and improve HP regen for 30s.

lol

 

[LostHaven]

Yeah, I'm making it into this clay cask/pitcher that he opens up and just pours blue flames on your head and they wash over you and improve HP regen for 30s.

lol

Cleanse Debuff, grant Debuff Immunity and HP Regeneration pet turn for entire team for 3 turns

 

[Birdsie]

Cleanse Debuff, grant Debuff Immunity and HP Regeneration pet turn for entire team for 3 turns

"Normally, Constantine is limited to washing others by pouring it on them. By reciting the name of this Noble Phantasm, Constantine throws the cask like a certain sacred relic of the faithful. Throwing it this method, the cask explodes and washes everything in the cleansing fire."

Now I'm imagining Constantine walking around with Kirei, Karen and Rin, and doing this until they learn to be better people:

 

[LostHaven]

"Normally, Constantine is limited to washing others by pouring it on them. By reciting the name of this Noble Phantasm, Constantine throws the cask like a certain sacred relic of the faithful. Throwing it this method, the cask explodes and washes everything in the cleansing fire."

Now I'm imagining Constantine walking around with Kirei, Karen and Rin, and doing this until they learn to be better people:

Too bad that Avenger, who probably knows a weakness or two of Beast's, is fated to die no matter what. I'll have Beast kill her if she doesn't die in some climatic final duel with Lancer or something!

I'd like to believe Beast isn't stupid enough to tell a dumb dragon his weaknesses tho.

 

[Birdsie]

Too bad that Avenger, who probably knows a weakness or two of Beast's, is fated to die no matter what. I'll have Beast kill her if she doesn't die in some climatic final duel with Lancer or something!

I'd like to believe Beast isn't stupid enough to tell a dumb dragon his weaknesses tho.

Heh. You have some funny ideas about how Ruler works.

Here's my plan:

The moment I am summoned, I will make a registry of all the Servants and Masters. Find out that Berserker has Presence Detection, but can only talk to animals.

So, I track down a Master who can make use of animal familiars; Alwyn, if no one better turns up. Then, I "kidnap" that Master and take him to Berserker. Get the Master to use animal familiars to tell Berserker we're looking for a giant clump of evil mana. Get Berserker to answer and if he refuses, use a Command Seal to force him to answer.

Afterwards, I call a ceasefire on the War and get all Servants and Masters to launch a raid on Beast's lair. Use Command Seals to strengthen the Servants in a giant attack on Beast, while using my own Noble Phantasms to dish out maximum damage to the crawly.

Defeating Beast: That's my #1 directive.

Afterward, if plausibly reasonable, I will purify, or failing that, kill Avenger. That's my #2 directive.

Directive #3 is to study Lancer, because he's a freak in the system's eyes, but not actively dangerous and thus not slated for termination.

 

[Birdsie]

Hanarei
Hey, psst. Did you see Berserker's sheet yet? He'd be the perfect Servant for you - the two of you are both wild animals, after all.

 

[LostHaven]

Heh. You have some funny ideas about how Ruler works.

Here's my plan:

The moment I am summoned, I will make a registry of all the Servants and Masters. Find out that Berserker has Presence Detection, but can only talk to animals.

So, I track down a Master who can make use of animal familiars; Alwyn, if no one better turns up. Then, I "kidnap" that Master and take him to Berserker. Get the Master to use animal familiars to tell Berserker we're looking for a giant clump of evil mana. Get Berserker to answer and if he refuses, use a Command Seal to force him to answer.

Afterwards, I call a ceasefire on the War and get all Servants and Masters to launch a raid on Beast's lair. Use Command Seals to strengthen the Servants in a giant attack on Beast, while using my own Noble Phantasms to dish out maximum damage to the crawly.

Defeating Beast: That's my #1 directive.

Afterward, if plausibly reasonable, I will purify, or failing that, kill Avenger. That's my #2 directive.

Directive #3 is to study Lancer, because he's a freak in the system's eyes, but not actively dangerous and thus not slated for termination.

I hereby declare thee Ruler. Go out there and give Beast a good ol' beating.

 

[Birdsie]

I hereby declare thee Ruler. Go out there and give Beast a good ol' beating.

Beast is gonna get waaay more than a good ol' beating, son. As an Apostle of God, I have access to his sacraments, and that includes the infamous conceptual weapons and spooks.

 

[LostHaven]

Beast is gonna get waaay more than a good ol' beating, son. As an Apostle of God, I have access to his sacraments, and that includes the infamous conceptual weapons and spooks.
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I sold that junk to Da'Vinci!

 

[Birdsie]

I sold that junk to Da'Vinci!

Ho. You sold the sacraments of God to an Italian? Good luck explaining yourself to Jesus in Hell!

 

[Thepotatogod]

Other Masters: Has somewhat of a background about the war, has cool magecraft powers, knows their shit when they head to Berlin to win the Grail War and get their wish fulfilled.

Ray: Man, I really wanna go to Berlin right now.

 

[Hanarei]

Hanarei
Hey, psst. Did you see Berserker's sheet yet? He'd be the perfect Servant for you - the two of you are both wild animals, after all.

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Excuse me, Estelle is very civilized, unlike you!

 

[LostHaven]

Ray: Man, I really wanna go to Berlin right now.

Then proceeds to somehow summon Grand Berserker

 

[Hanarei]

Then proceeds to somehow summon Grand Berserker

You would do something like that, wouldn't you?

 

[LostHaven]

You would do something like that, wouldn't you?

Give Grand Zerker to a useless master to lower his usefulness thus heightening Beast's odds of winning? Why I would never do such a thing!

 

[Hanarei]

Give Grand Zerker to a useless master to lower his usefulness thus heightening Beast's odds of winning? Why I would never do such a thing!

Please, like a chaotic evil GM like me didn't already know your plan.

 

[LostHaven]

Please, like a chaotic evil GM like me didn't already know your plan.

Oi, I'm the Chaotic DM here. You are merely a pawn forced to have part in my twisted game of survival!

 

[Hanarei]

Oi, I'm the Chaotic DM here. You are merely a pawn forced to have part in my twisted game of survival!

This Pawn knows that such a predicament takes place and that whatever might hold for me, it will be done without fear or any regrets, for one who sees the future has nothing to fear or lose but the knowledge if one doesn't attempt to see if they can alter said fate if it isn't favorable.

 

[Thepotatogod]

Then proceeds to somehow summon Grand Berserker

Ray:*Proceeds to struggle with taking care of a human pet to not kill everyone while trying not to get killed by the other participants*

 

[Hanarei]

Ray:*Proceeds to struggle with taking care of a human pet to not kill everyone while trying not to get killed by the other participants*

The funny thing is, Estelle probably has the greatest chance of manipulating Grand Berserker using her fortune telling in order to better dictate the path that will best least to making productive use out of him.... but what is the fun in that when you can have someone struggle to control him?