Fandom Fate/Ultimatum OOC

[Birdsie]

So... Ray.

Umu!

 

[LostHaven]

Umu!

I find Grand Berserker somewhat interesting...

Except it's a pretty shit matchup against Abhoth.

 

[Birdsie]

I find Grand Berserker somewhat interesting...

Except it's a pretty shit matchup against Abhoth.

Kukuku~ you still have no idea what Ruler I'm planning, eeh?!! Well, you're in for a surprise, Bisuto-kun!

 

[LostHaven]

Kukuku~ you still have no idea what Ruler I'm planning, eeh?!! Well, you're in for a surprise, Bisuto-kun!

Ruler better be as badass as Gramps Hassan.

Because Gramps sure as hell had the power to slay an Old One.

 

[Birdsie]

Ruler better be as badass as Gramps Hassan.

Because Gramps sure as hell had the power to slay an Old One.

What the hell are you expecting me to create? King Hassan Ruler?!

Rulers are only summoned if the Grail detects there's something wrong with the War, and the Grail will summon a hard counter for the "problem." In this case, Problem #1 is the giant eldritch abomination that seems to arrogantly believe its approach into our world has been undetected.

I'm making Constantine the Great. He's a perfect hard counter for anything evil and corrupt. It's basically an Arturia but replace Excalibur with purification and divine protection-related crap. Unfortunately for you, this is a Christian server. Ruler will not allow bad words like "frick" and "heck."

 

[LostHaven]

What the hell are you expecting me to create? King Hassan Ruler?!

Rulers are only summoned if the Grail detects there's something wrong with the War, and the Grail will summon a hard counter for the "problem." In this case, Problem #1 is the giant eldritch abomination that seems to arrogantly believe its approach into our world has been undetected.

I'm making Constantine the Great. He's a perfect hard counter for anything evil and corrupt. It's basically an Arturia but replace Excalibur with purification and divine protection-related crap. Unfortunately for you, this is a Christian server. Ruler will not allow bad words like "frick" and "heck."

Ah, the first Christian Emperor guy?

Better give Grand Berserker magic holy powers and set it loose on Abhoth.

 

[Birdsie]

Ah, the first Christian Emperor guy?

Better give Grand Berserker magic holy powers and set it loose on Abhoth.

Dude, good luck blackening Servants when I can make them white again.

The power of my white adidas versus your black yeezys.

 

[LostHaven]

Dude, good luck blackening Servants when I can make them white again.

The power of my white adidas versus your black yeezys.

pfft I wear pink fluffy slippers with bunny ears everywhere I go, fool!

 

[Birdsie]

pfft I wear pink fluffy slippers with bunny ears everywhere I go, fool!

You will be destroyed with the power of Jesus.

 

[LostHaven]

Do you understand? You're trying to compare your Adidas to something that completely and utterly outclasses them in every way, shape, and form!

I took way too long to post this I'm in the middle of nowhere right now... Australia has no internet out in the mountains.

 

[LostHaven]

You will be destroyed with the power of Jesus.

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And, it appears Alaya's trump card had shown itself.

 

[Birdsie]

And, it appears Alaya's trump card had shown itself.

Nani? A Counter Guardian?

 

[LostHaven]

Nani? A Counter Guardian?

no it's fkn Enkidu Grand Zerker

 

[LostHaven]

Apparently Enkidu doesn't have Enuma Elish tho

 

[Birdsie]

no it's fkn Enkidu Grand Zerker

Ah. Well, good luck controlling that. I'm probably going to use Command Seals to order Enkizerker to fight Abhoth and then execute whoever remains for the safety of the world. Seriously, no one can control that.

Str - EX
End - EX
Agil - A++
Mana - A++
Luck - A
NP - EX

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, that's not even funny. Here's how most of the enemy Servants/Masters will end up:

Enkiduzerker:

Everyone Else, Beast Included:

 

[BlightGiver]

I've been skulking in the shadows, laughing at this great banter.

 

[Birdsie]

Apparently Enkidu doesn't have Enuma Elish tho

I just realized this, but you might want to disconnect Avenger from the Grail as soon as possible - which will cost ridiculous amounts of prana and weaken you in the process. Unless Avenger is already using Beast.

Otherwise, Ruler can just snap his finger and force them to commit seppuku via Command Seal. Which, by the way, will be the first thing I do when the Grail summons me, if you aren't ready.

 

[LostHaven]

I just realized this, but you might want to disconnect Avenger from the Grail as soon as possible - which will cost ridiculous amounts of prana and weaken you in the process. Unless Avenger is already using Beast.

Otherwise, Ruler can just snap his finger and force them to commit seppuku via Command Seal. Which, by the way, will be the first thing I do when the Grail summons me, if you aren't ready.

Fafnir is more Beast's NP than anything. She's the same thing as those abominations that crawl out of Abhoth's body.

 

[Birdsie]

Fafnir is more Beast's NP than anything. She's the same thing as those abominations that crawl out of Abhoth's body.

Ah. Well, it is no issue.

Constantine is armed with the anti-mud. Noble Phantasms are the crystallization of a Heroic Spirit's greatest feats, possessions, and skills. In that case, Constantine, who is famous for having been baptized at his deathbed after a lifetime of piety, will surely be able to scrub away such heresy...

 

[LostHaven]

Ah. Well, it is no issue.

Constantine is armed with the anti-mud.

Beast doesn't 'corrupt' servants like the mud. He just uses their corpses to create his minions. They technically aren't even the same person anymore.

 

[Birdsie]

Beast doesn't 'corrupt' servants like the mud. He just uses their corpses to create his minions. They technically aren't even the same person anymore.

Servants don't have corpses. At the moment of their "demise," they fade away since they're made out of ether. You're either corrupting them while alive, or at the moment of death. Either way, it is impossible to cast "Raise Dead" on a Servant, since they're a form of free-floating spirit already.

 

[LostHaven]

Servants don't have corpses. At the moment of their "demise," they fade away since they're made out of ether. You're either corrupting them while alive, or at the moment of death. Either way, it is impossible to cast "Raise Dead" on a Servant, since they're a form of free-floating spirit already.

Throw them into Beast alive and let it eat them.

 

[Birdsie]

Throw them into Beast alive and let it eat them.

Again, they would have to be alive for that. If Beast eats them, they die and their souls return to the Grail, unless Beast captures them - but if he does, the Servants cannot reform in any way, shape, or form. If he does release them after that as Alters, then they're still Servants, just with corrupted Spirit Cores.

 

[LostHaven]

Again, they would have to be alive for that. If Beast eats them, they die and their souls return to the Grail, unless Beast captures them - but if he does, the Servants cannot reform in any way, shape, or form. If he does release them after that as Alters, then they're still Servants, just with corrupted Spirit Cores.

Then go wild with your purification magic and go bannanas.

 

[Birdsie]

Then go wild with your purification magic and go bannanas.

Pfft. Magic? As if I'd ever stoop so low as to use such heretical means...

This is miracles and Noble Phantasms, got that, squid?