Fandom Fate/Drifters ooc

[wdinatx]

I was planning on nuking this idiot who went out with Elizabeth Bathory instead of me.

Now that I think about it.... It may not be a good idea.

*Tosses nuke away only for it to blow up the city next door that had the Holy Grail hidden there.*

You idiot! Also, who would go out with that atrocious fool?

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You idiot! Also, who would go out with that atrocious fool?

Waaaah! I'm sorry!

That fool would be Jack the Ripper. Both like killing females, it just clicked between the two of them.

 

[wdinatx]

Waaaah! I'm sorry!

That fool would be Jack the Ripper. Both like killing females, it just clicked between the two of them.

*Mud starts crawling towards us.* Well this world is doomed. Gil can we have a spaceship? NOT ONE THAT CAN GET US TO A HABITABLE PLANET YOU FOOLS! We're screwed.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

*Mud starts crawling towards us.* Well this world is doomed. Gil can we have a spaceship? NOT ONE THAT CAN GET US TO A HABITABLE PLANET YOU FOOLS! We're screwed.

*Just then, a futuristic spaceship warps in front of us.*

???: Get in!

Me: um okay? Why?

???: So you don't kill us all by accident!

Me: You look familiar.

???: Nani?

 

[wdinatx]

*Just then, a futuristic spaceship warps in front of us.*

???: Get in!

Me: um okay? Why?

???: So you don't kill us all by accident!

Me: You look familiar.

???: Nani?

Oh, hi X. Who's that. Just get in.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Oh, hi X. Who's that. Just get in.

X: *Kicks into hyperdrive*

Me: Hold on! I didn't get myself buckled in- *Falls far back and slams into wall. Several seconds later.....*

X: Alright, we are at the point you find the nuke. If you kill yourself in this timeline, the world will be fixed. Good luck! *Flies off.*

Me: Okay..... There i am- oh no! I grabbed the nuke! *Tackles myself and puts nuke down gently.*

Me #2: Who are you?
Me: I'm you, but more competent! *Punches me #2 in face*
Me #2: ow! Why you! *Cartoony dust cloud fight scene happens*

 

[wdinatx]

There is a Russian joke about the subject, that for a soldier to apply the knowledge of unarmed combat on the battlefield:

1. He needs to lose his unit.
2. He needs to lose his firearm.
3. He needs to lose his knife.
4. He needs to lose his spade, his belt, his armor, his helmet, and everything else he could use as a makeshift weapon.
5. He needs to find himself on a plain open area without any rock, wooden stick, metal shard or anything alike.
6. He needs to meet there another useless idiot like himself.
7. And only after all these conditions are met they can finally engage in a fair and square hand-to-hand.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

There is a Russian joke about the subject, that for a soldier to apply the knowledge of unarmed combat on the battlefield:

1. He needs to lose his unit.
2. He needs to lose his firearm.
3. He needs to lose his knife.
4. He needs to lose his spade, his belt, his armor, his helmet, and everything else he could use as a makeshift weapon.
5. He needs to find himself on a plain open area without any rock, wooden stick, metal shard or anything alike.
6. He needs to meet there another useless idiot like himself.
7. And only after all these conditions are met they can finally engage in a fair and square hand-to-hand.

Me #2: *Transforms into fire serpent*
Me: Hey that's cheating! *Gets hit, burnt, and blown back in no particular order.*

Me #2: *Changes back* No rules on inherent powers. *Smiles sarcastically*

Me: *pulls out Anti-Dragon weapon*

Me #2: Hey that's cheating!

Me: Hypocrite! *Fires Anti-Dragon weapon. Me #2 dies*

 

[wdinatx]

You thief! Give that back!

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You thief! Give that back!

Me: Sorry Gilgamesh! *Hands weapon back.*

 

[wdinatx]

Me: Sorry Gilgamesh! *Hands weapon back.*

*Takes weapon*Kneel.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

*Takes weapon*Kneel.

*Pouts* No.

 

[wdinatx]

*Pouts* No.

*Points weapon at you* You sure? Please stop fighting you two...

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

*Points weapon at you* You sure? Please stop fighting you two...

Wdinatx-kun, Help me! *Hides behind him*

 

[wdinatx]

Berserker. Yes? Can you dismantle the nuke already, you're just sitting there. Fine fine. Gilgamesh, Kiyo. I know your personalities clash but can we not fight immedieatly after saving the world kind of. If she doesn't steal from me again I'll stop. Got it dragon girl?

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Of course, Of Course. Whatever you say Goldilocks. *Chuckles behind fan*

 

[wdinatx]

Of course, Of Course. Whatever you say Goldilocks. *Chuckles behind fan*

*Pulls out a golden sword and cuts open the fan* Did you happen to mistake me for someone else? If you insult me again I will find ways to make you miserable.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

*Pulls out a golden sword and cuts open the fan* Did you happen to mistake me for someone else? If you insult me again I will find ways to make you miserable.

*Closes fan and Yanks sword away* Boy! Don't make me start stalking you and murder Saber if she gets near you!

 

[wdinatx]

*Closes fan and Yanks sword away* Boy! Don't make me start stalking you and murder Saber if she gets near you!

So you want mutually assured destruction for our love lives? *Starts laughing*Oh wait, it's not even that. Saber is too strong for you. *Says nothing*

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

So you want mutually assured destruction for our love lives? Oh wait, it's not even that. Saber is too strong for you. *Says nothing*

*Cracks evil grin and chuckles behind hand*

You heard it here folks, Goldilocks loves King Arthur.

Ryuga: Um Kiyohime? Could you possibly not anger Gilgamesh anymore?

Kiyohime: But it's too much fun.

 

[wdinatx]

*Cracks evil grin and chuckles behind hand*

You heard it here folks, Goldilocks loves King Arthur.

Ryuga: Um Kiyohime? Could you possibly not anger Gilgamesh anymore?

Kiyohime: But it's too much fun.

*Looks confused* Since when did the fairy tale character love her. She's all mine!

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

*Looks confused* Since when did the fairy tale character lover her. She's all mine!

Idiot. I'm referring you.

 

[wdinatx]

*Looks like he has an idea* Kiyo I'm seriously considering letting him kill you if you keep at it. Besides we all already know Gil loves Artoria. Ha, take that mongrel.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

*Looks like he has an idea* Kiyo I'm seriously considering letting him kill you if you keep at it. Besides we all already know Gil loves Artoria. Ha, take that mongrel.

But I'm a dragon.....

 

[wdinatx]

But I'm a dragon.....

*In unison* Off topic. Off topic. Off topic.