Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Iskandar]

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Bet it's a dragon.

Nope.

 

[Xel]

Nope.

If it aint a horse, or an elephant, or a boat, or a pyramid, or a dragon then all I can say is this:

Saber's mount is better

 

[Xel]

And now folks, we've devolved into wild mass guessing... Or at least Xel did =))

There's only so many things you can consider a "mount" so I had to give it a try.

 

[SCSaya06]

If it aint a horse, or an elephant, or a boat, or a pyramid, or a dragon then all I can say is this:

Saber's mount is better

You mean Du Stallion 2? XD

 

[Iskandar]

If it aint a horse, or an elephant, or a boat, or a pyramid, or a dragon then all I can say is this:

Saber's mount is better

Oh how you are wrong. There are many more mounts out there. *Looks at the Hippogriff and Bellophoron*

 

[Xel]

You mean Du Stallion 2? XD

No

Oh how you are wrong. There are many more mounts out there. *Looks at the Hippogriff and Bellophoron*

Pegasus is a horse.

Also I never said I listed all the possible mounts. Just the ones that'd be better than Saber's

 

[Iskandar]

No



Pegasus is a horse.

Also I never said I listed all the possible mounts. Just the ones that'd be better than Saber's

Pegasus is not a horse.

Trust me, Rider's mounts are by far better.

 

[Xel]

Pegasus is not a horse.

Trust me, Rider's mounts are by far better.

Pegasus is a horse with wings.

And my shitposting aside, probably. Saber's mount isn't that fancy lmao

 

[Idea]

I wonder what people's reaction to the caster I plan on using will be here... assuming it gets approved, that is.

 

[Iskandar]

Pegasus is a horse with wings.

And my shitposting aside, probably. Saber's mount isn't that fancy lmao

Nah. Pegasus is a mythical beast. A horse is lame compared to it.

Probably. One of their mounts is a unicorn ;^) JK JK

 

[Girouette]

Clearly it's a motorcycle.

 

[Xel]

I wonder what people's reaction to the caster I plan on using will be here... assuming it gets approved, that is.

Show us a picture.

Nah. Pegasus is a mythical beast. A horse is lame compared to it.

Probably. One of their mounts is a unicorn ;^) JK JK

>Pretending Pegasus and Unicorns aren't just horses

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Clearly it's a motorcycle.

Can you play card games on it?

 

[Idea]

Show us a picture.

Not sure why you'd want it, but ok

 

[Iskandar]

Clearly it's a motorcycle.

Tch how'd you know.

Show us a picture.



>Pretending Pegasus and Unicorns aren't just horses

But they aren't

 

[Xel]

Not sure why you'd want it, but ok

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Because the appearance chosen is often a good way of narrowing down their identity, assuming the player didn't just go "fuck it" and use something entirely unrelated.

Tch how'd you know.


But they aren't

But they are. One's a horse with wings glued to it, the other's a horse with a horn glued to it.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Not sure why you'd want it, but ok

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So is his magic like the catarpillar from Alice in Wonderland? Pipe smoke magic?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Because the appearance chosen is often a good way of narrowing down their identity, assuming the player didn't just go "fuck it" and use something entirely unrelated.



But they are. One's a horse with wings glued to it, the other's a horse with a horn glued to it.

Early versions of the unicorn were single horned magic goots

 

[Xel]

Early versions of the unicorn were single horned magic goots

Goats are just horses born from inbreeding.

 

[Iskandar]

So is his magic like the catarpillar from Alice in Wonderland? Pipe smoke magic?

Oh lord. Are we gunna go through an acid trip?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Oh lord. Are we gunna go through an acid trip?

Not if you throw a dragon at it
Enough dragons can solve any problem!

 

[BearBearBear]

*Reads what was missed*

And to think this all started from wanting to get a Servant...

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Unicorns and Pegasus are definitely just fancy horses.

 

[Iskandar]

Unicorns and Pegasus are definitely just fancy horses.

The ultimate betrayal.

Oh well. I have pizza so I am happy

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Soon they shall all fall to the dark siiiiiide
*Grinning Palpy*