Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Ahhhhh crap have we started?!
Sorry guys I just woke up!!!!

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I'm the Master of Saber?
Sword Waifu
Is there a reason for that?

 

[Xel]

I'm the Master of Saber?
Sword Waifu
Is there a reason for that?

Yes. However because I'm a stickler for rules it also means your guy is a shitter who fucked up summoning a servant. So, it's not all gravy.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

A Shitter?

 

[Xel]

A Shitter?

Yessir. Can't even summon a servant properly . Spose I should give you Saber's sheet, huh?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Yessir. Can't even summon a servant properly . Spose I should give you Saber's sheet, huh?

Can't even summong a Servant properly?
Screwed up the summonging?
Well its to be expected
He only just heard about the Holy Grail War
So of course he wouldn't be very good at trying to summong a Servant



...Yes I would like Sabers sheet pls
My first Fate RP...
I would like to not die

 

[Xel]

Can't even summong a Servant properly?
Screwed up the summonging?
Well its to be expected
He only just heard about the Holy Grail War
So of course he wouldn't be very good at trying to summong a Servant



...Yes I would like Sabers sheet pls
My first Fate RP...
I would like to not die

There ya go, now you'll understand why your dude's a shitter who messed up the summoning rofl.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I mean he may have messed up a summonging...
BUT AT LEAST HE QUALIFIES FOR THE WAIFU WAR

 

[Rantos]

Psh, this waifu war was over before it even started. Nice knowing ya plebs.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I will have Sword Waifu put a sword in you Rantaro...

 

[Rantos]

I'll have Zerk waifu punch you. A lot.

Then Lenka Waifu will punch you even more.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Try saying that when there isn't any air for you to breathe
Or when you drown
Or how about when you have DRAGONS thrown at your waifus

 

[Rantos]

I'll punch the air back into my lungs!
I'll punch the water out of my lungs!
I'll punch the dragons in their lungs!

Then I'll punch you in the face!

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

How about being frozen solid then shattered with an aluminium bat?

 

[Rantos]

How about your aluminum bat gets punched in its non-existent face.

 

[Girouette]

Daily reminder Lenka will probably get TrainingMontageZerkerHax

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

No amount of Hax can overcome the neverending assault of someone who refuses to die

 

[Rantos]

What if I punch your will to live in the face. What then, punk.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

It'll... bounce back and hit you harder?

 

[Rantos]

Oh, a counter, I see.

Then I'll punch it until one of us gives out!

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

No way are you scoring more than 7-8 punches on me before I figure out your games
THEN I DROWN YOU
....and make Zerker watch

 

[BearBearBear]

This is fun...

*gets more popcorn*

Oh no, don't mind me; carry on = ))

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

This is fun...

*gets more popcorn*

Oh no, don't mind me; carry on = ))

Don't act like I'm not coming for you, Bear...

 

[Rantos]

No way are you scoring more than 7-8 punches on me before I figure out your games
THEN I DROWN YOU
....and make Zerker watch

But little do you know, by that point it's too late, Lenka's already gone Super Sayan!

Now she punches thrice as hard!

I punch the concept of drowning into a pulp.

 

[BearBearBear]

Don't act like I'm not coming for you, Bear...

I think you'd be a bit too busy... but hey, I'm patient.

Again, watching from the sidelines, where it's safe, is also fun. XD