Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[QuirkyAngel]

When you have to use your 4th option as the others were all used and now inactive fml

Nice. Looks like my guess was pretty close~

 

[Iskandar]

Meet Karl der Große aka Chad Charlemagne. He’s a ruler class servant and will be in the next extella game

 

[simj26]

Meet Karl der Große aka Chad Charlemagne. He’s a ruler class servant and will be in the next extella game

Hope he doesnt end up a trash Ruler like Jeanne...

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Meet Karl der Große aka Chad Charlemagne. He’s a ruler class servant and will be in the next extella game

Charlemagne [ALPHA]. Good civ,

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

BRING IT, BITCH, LANCER'S BLOOD BOILS FOR BATTLE. A THOUSAND MEN KILLED NOT HER KING, AND SOME UPSTART TERRORIST WON'T EITHER.

Gooood Lancer
Get angry
Feed your fury
Let it consume you
I'll be there with Saber... ready to end you
We're going after Lancer!!!

 

[Azure Sky]

What I expected: Alexandria Vs Dorian.
What I'll probably get: Co-op Vs Jaune...
I guess that's fate.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

What I expected: Alexandria Vs Dorian.
What I'll probably get: Co-op Vs Jaune...
I guess that's fate.

All of this is Fate

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

He really doesn't deserve this.

 

[Azure Sky]

He really doesn't deserve this.

You mean Jaune?

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Overseer bullying is an issue sweeping the nation and needs to cease.

 

[Azure Sky]

Overseer bullying is an issue sweeping the nation and needs to cease.

So is killing people, Carl.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Overseer bullying is an issue sweeping the nation and needs to cease.

Yeahhhhhh
You're probably gonna die

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

So is killing people, Carl.

Uh, yeah. Peaceful resolution, guys, get on it. nod nod.

Yeahhhhhh
You're probably gonna die

violent

 

[BearBearBear]

What I expected: Alexandria Vs Dorian.
What I'll probably get: Co-op Vs Jaune...
I guess that's fate.

Oh this'll be fun~

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Oh this'll be fun~

*Crawls onto BearBearBear and gives her the hat she bought*

 

[BearBearBear]

*Crawls onto BearBearBear and gives her the hat she bought*

Thank you dear~
*snuggles Gaius Danius Griinia *

Where the action at?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Thank you dear~
*snuggles Gaius Danius Griinia *

Where the action at?

*Sits on BearBearBear *
Ummm wherever your crew and Jaune are at

 

[BearBearBear]

*Sits on BearBearBear *
Ummm wherever your crew and Jaune are at

Excellent...
*begins to stroke Gaius Danius Griinia like a cat*
Soon everything will fall into place...

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Excellent...
*begins to stroke Gaius Danius Griinia like a cat*
Soon everything will fall into place...

*Is being smothered by her mother*
.....Yes...
Then I will shatter both your expectations and your bones
Your alliance with that weird guy will probably bring Jaune down at least
However I think that he's a tutorial boss...

 

[BearBearBear]

*Is being smothered by her mother*
.....Yes...
Then I will shatter both your expectations and your bones
Your alliance with that weird guy will probably bring Jaune down at least
However I think that he's a tutorial boss...

You still have much to learn, little one; invisitext looks like this.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

You still have much to learn, little one; invisitext looks like this.

*Nuzzles BearBearBear *
Can you teach how to be a bear then sometimes not a bear
You seem to fluctuate and I fall off...

 

[BearBearBear]

*Nuzzles BearBearBear *
Can you teach how to be a bear then sometimes not a bear
You seem to fluctuate and I fall off...

Hmmm... Last time I checked I was always a bear, three times more bear than any bear in fact.
*puts Gaius Danius Griinia back on her lap*
Have you tried the bear necessities?

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

*Is being smothered by her mother*
.....Yes...
Then I will shatter both your expectations and your bones
Your alliance with that weird guy will probably bring Jaune down at least
However I think that he's a tutorial boss...

Jaune is not the tutorial boss, he's the tutorial NPC and you genocidal crazies are going to rack up mad bad karma for this.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Hmmm... Last time I checked I was always a bear, three times more bear than any bear in fact.
*puts Gaius Danius Griinia back on her lap*
Have you tried the bear necessities?

*Pulls her BearBearBear hood over her eyes*
When you look like you can hold a an entire pool of salmon inside you...you've past being a simple bear
However the bear necessities were just confusing
So I killed the teacher and burnt everything down

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

King Kosm? What

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