Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Who's the prettiest Princess? XD

*Puts a tiara on her head*
I AM!!!

 

[BearBearBear]

*Puts a tiara on her head*
I AM!!!

*Snuggs*
Of course you are, little one~

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Snuggs*
Of course you are, little one~

Wooooo
Now I need something in blue...

 

[Xel]

Hmm, so who's gonna make the first move now that we've timeskipped?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Hmm, so who's gonna make the first move now that we've timeskipped?

Not us!
Cos that'd be suicide

 

[BearBearBear]

Hmm, so who's gonna make the first move now that we've timeskipped?

I'm kind of waiting on Saya since she's the most likely to take charge off screen... well that's for our end at least. If Rantos or Koss do stuff then I'd probably work on mine right after.

 

[ChazGhost]

Gaius Danius Griinia You can date archer without killing Melvin.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Gaius Danius Griinia You can date archer without killing Melvin.

I can???
Well that sounds like a plan then!
Wait... will she like me?
Not English... that must rake in some kind of points...right?

 

[ChazGhost]

I don't know, bring her some flowers or something and ask her.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I don't know, bring her some flowers or something and ask her.

Archer doesn't seem like the type to like flowers
Or really anything gifty...

 

[ChazGhost]

I not sure what she would want either... Maybe the holy grail?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I not sure what she would want either... Maybe the holy grail?

How can I give her the Grail when I have to win the Grail to give it to her?
Which would involve her dy...ing
I have to go beat the location of the Greater Grail out of the pasty weirdo in the weird pants
I can give THAT to Archer

 

[ChazGhost]

Yes exactly! Do just that, I'm sure that'll work.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Yes exactly! Do just that, I'm sure that'll work.

Yes, I must beat the crap out of Jaune!
Time to get the nipple clamps!
For the glory of Archer!!!!

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

no blood no greater grail

sorry bud

textbook

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

no blood no greater grail

sorry bud

textbook

Than wheres the Lesser Grail
I just need A Grail to impress Archer right?

 

[ChazGhost]

Exactly.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I will defeat Jaune and learn where the Lesser Grail is
All while avoiding the other Masters and white haired crony dude

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

I will defeat Jaune and learn where the Lesser Grail is
All while avoiding the other Masters and white haired crony dude

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[Gaius Danius Griinia]

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You scoff now Bandito
However I shall have the last laugh when you are subjected to the nipple clamps

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

You scoff now Bandito
However I shall have the last laugh when you are subjected to the nipple clamps

Joke's on you.

i'm a hard M

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Joke's on you.

i'm a hard M

Damn it
Then idk
I'll just make you watch Barney for a day or two
Non-stop Barney

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Damn it
Then idk
I'll just make you watch Barney for a day or two
Non-stop Barney

If not for all the kids I'd wager I could survive. I can't deal with that "20 kids responding at the same time" trope.

But regardless, spare me.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

If not for all the kids I'd wager I could survive. I can't deal with that "20 kids responding at the same time" trope.

But regardless, spare me.

Then show me to the Grail so I can tap the Archer booty

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Then show me to the Grail so I can tap the Archer booty

I'm only from management. You'll have to talk to the owner for that.