Exalted DeathMatch II

[Jack1]

My technique has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations.





Your goddam force-emo dont stand a chance.

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Yep, I think it's time one of you makes a throw down post in Deep Wyld about your avatars  

 

[Samiel]

.....

 

[Samiel]

I can't say I disagree. Strongarm Wins.

 

[Jack1]

Crush

 

[Samiel]

Don't get cocky. You still have to bear Heaven's Thunder Hammer, and that guy has upper body mass.


And who knows what powers he conceals?

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Well that was quick ^^;

 

[Jack1]

What was this thread about again?

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

DBs vs Alchies and who would win in an all out fight.

 

[Samiel]

It was the founding day for a great and powerful movement.


It was the death knell for an outdated hegemony.


It was the day that creation once more felt the might of Autocthon.


It was the last day to avail of our early buyers offer.


It was the Birth of the Steam Faction.


Also, a lot of dicking around and in-jokes. Basically, the Alchemicals won, and I'm happy. Marginal Victories for the Win!

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

It was the founding day for a great and powerful movement.
It was the death knell for an outdated hegemony.


It was the day that creation once more felt the might of Autocthon.


It was the last day to avail of our early buyers offer.


It was the Birth of the Steam Faction.


Also, a lot of dicking around and in-jokes. Basically, the Alchemicals won, and I'm happy. Marginal Victories for the Win!

I'd have to agree with the entire thing.

 

[Jack1]

I voted for the Dragonbloods.


But only because I love Lookshy. The realm can burn for all I care.

 

[Samiel]

Lookshy is great, after all.


I'm a naturalised citizen. And I could be a captain or better, with my eight spells. I like Lookshy.


That's not going to stop it being razed, rebuilt, and renamed New Estasia.


But we'll have nice museums. We'll even renovate a Skywolf and call it a mobile memorial.

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Wow, they would do that to, looking over the thing "Aww how quaint, they tried to use proper motonic physics to propel it...HAHHAHAHAHHA!" *crowd of Estasia scientists start rolling*

 

[Jack1]

Haha!


Your superior technology is no match for our oudated beliefs and rural superstitions.


Surrender now.


Or We Will End You

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Indeed, but I find your superstitions quaint *sicks his Essence 3 minor God familar on your ass* Another reason for me to love Alchies, their sick, sick backgrounds.

 

[Jack1]

sicks his Essence 3 minor God familar on your ass

Ha-ha! Unfortunatly for you I was prepared for such an eventuality.


Deploy the God Kicking Boot!


I've been waiting forever for a chance to say that.

 

[Samiel]

Alchie: "Turns out that my flying metal wasp familiar with Int 4 and essence 3 just isn't suitable for the mission at hand. I need a giant walking war machine with battering rams for eyes."


Union Rep: "It'll be ready in two weeks, just hang tight. Recalling your current overpowered familiar now"


They WIN

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

>.< Yes, yes they do.

 

[Jack1]

with battering rams for eyes."

Doesnt that mean he'll just randomly batter anything he comes across?


That's be a fair liability in the cramped confines of the Mighty Autobot. (Who's only a little bit mighty)

 

[Quchu]

I thought Autobot-supporting Sidereals would be the Steel Faction.


Maybe there should be both, thus continuing the Sidereal tradition of childish conflict. We both support the same thing, but we needed someone to hate and to be hated by.

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Exactly sir

 

[Persell]

with battering rams for eyes."

Doesnt that mean he'll just randomly batter anything he comes across?


That's be a fair liability in the cramped confines of the Mighty Autobot. (Who's only a little bit mighty)

Actually not cause it navigates with radar or esence sight, boils coffee and crushes my enemies with tactical nukes.

 

[Samiel]

I think the Alchemical charm "Sustenance Replication Engine" could easily be built upon to make coffee without battering rams.


But yea, the radar sight is spot-on. And it probably flies and spits automaton bees.

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Oh it does, along with mechanical dogs who chew bees at you when they bark