Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
Samiel dreams big, but forgets his small steps ^^;
Exalted DeathMatch II
- Thread starter Silence In Daylight
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Jack1
Senior Member
You guys can never beat the Sloth Clan.
Respect to a bunch of forum junkies who were so dedicated, they managed a-hundred-and-something page thread in under 24 hours. Now that, was a baptism of fire.
It wasnt a thread.
It was a riot.
Furthermore, promises of glorious laz0r based conquest are all well and good, but what can the steam faction do for me? What's in it for the working man?
Respect to a bunch of forum junkies who were so dedicated, they managed a-hundred-and-something page thread in under 24 hours. Now that, was a baptism of fire.
It wasnt a thread.
It was a riot.
Furthermore, promises of glorious laz0r based conquest are all well and good, but what can the steam faction do for me? What's in it for the working man?
Samiel
One Thousand Club
Apparently, taking over the Celestial Beaurocracy and fixing the world. We have proof of principal on another thread.Battousai said:
You cannot stop the revolution. The dots are on the sheets, it is too late to question the cause.
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
I'd say he's got it right, we also offer nutrient pastes in hydrolic tube dispensers! Mmm...paste...
Jack1
Senior Member
I dunno...it all sounds a bit...spiritual really.
What about my fields? My childrens education?
These things are important too.
What about my fields? My childrens education?
These things are important too.
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
Your fields will benefit from the vast technological advances of the Autobots and your children shall see the wondrous city founders, the Eight Divine Ministers at our wonderful educational centers!
Samiel
One Thousand Club
And we have fields galore! Essence fields, God-warding fields, it's a vibrant and growing part of our economic plan!
Your investment in the Steam Faction will be passed to our distribution centre, where a team of highly trained and cybernetically enhanced citizens will pass it through a number of stable investments in Nexian corn, leading to a tenfold return in profits. After the Faction takes its cut, that leaves the investor (Thats YOU!) with a five-fold return!
And when we stabilise the celestial beaurocracy, we promise representation for all, and a health plan that suits your individual needs!
Your investment in the Steam Faction will be passed to our distribution centre, where a team of highly trained and cybernetically enhanced citizens will pass it through a number of stable investments in Nexian corn, leading to a tenfold return in profits. After the Faction takes its cut, that leaves the investor (Thats YOU!) with a five-fold return!
And when we stabilise the celestial beaurocracy, we promise representation for all, and a health plan that suits your individual needs!
Jack1
Senior Member
What about sound economic policies?
how are you going to account for the rampant inflation such an enormous increase in wealth will cause?
how are you going to account for the rampant inflation such an enormous increase in wealth will cause?
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
Ha, rampant inflation, sir clearly you don't know what we're doing here, we're providing a future for people when we reorganize in Heaven. A little inflation never killed anyone >.>
Samiel
One Thousand Club
Well, I'm glad you asked that sir.
You see, our broad policy of raping the soil for raw materials for our god and taking home all the fat loots means that your investment will increase in value another tenfold shortly after our redistribution program takes off.
As your stable corn invesments begin to take off, our pilliaging of local cities in the south will raise the price of this investment hundreds-fold, and although I don't think I need to point it out, that puts the investor (That's YOU!) in a great position to make a good profit!
So as you can see, the Steam Faction has its economic plan all laid out in a transparent fashion, ready for native investment. And we've chosen you for our first pitch special, where minor subsidies can be earned by signing up now!
You see, our broad policy of raping the soil for raw materials for our god and taking home all the fat loots means that your investment will increase in value another tenfold shortly after our redistribution program takes off.
As your stable corn invesments begin to take off, our pilliaging of local cities in the south will raise the price of this investment hundreds-fold, and although I don't think I need to point it out, that puts the investor (That's YOU!) in a great position to make a good profit!
So as you can see, the Steam Faction has its economic plan all laid out in a transparent fashion, ready for native investment. And we've chosen you for our first pitch special, where minor subsidies can be earned by signing up now!
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
Would you care for the taken gem fields outside New Khdar? Or as you would call it Gem, or perhaps a claim on the industrial fields outside the former nation of An-Teng, all yours and more! Our investors have been buying vast tracts of land, especially where our God has walked himself!
Samiel
One Thousand Club
Don't forget, if you are not already an essence wielder you can avail of our limited-time offer for investments of over 70,000 nucreds:
For a limited time only, early investors will be presented with an essence reservoir implant, signed by a bona-fide component of Yugash himself!
This device, the installation of which is covered by your payment plan, can employ a hearthstone* to provide our mortal investors (That's YOU!) with access to their own essence reserve for use in magical practice!
*Be sure to prospect your new land for abandoned manses and uncapped Demenses! (Post purchase only - Terms and conditions apply)
For a limited time only, early investors will be presented with an essence reservoir implant, signed by a bona-fide component of Yugash himself!
This device, the installation of which is covered by your payment plan, can employ a hearthstone* to provide our mortal investors (That's YOU!) with access to their own essence reserve for use in magical practice!
*Be sure to prospect your new land for abandoned manses and uncapped Demenses! (Post purchase only - Terms and conditions apply)
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
Ahh, grassroots campaigning, who doesn't love it? Â :lol:
Samiel
One Thousand Club
My wallet love it, that's for sure, Tom!
Now we'll be taking signitures in half an hour (St. Yugash Time), so if you're interested, please form a line now! And if you aren't convinced, please remember your complementary essence toaster on the way out, and remember to refer a friend for your FREE dreamstone, mined from the plentiful caverns of New Khdar!
Now we'll be taking signitures in half an hour (St. Yugash Time), so if you're interested, please form a line now! And if you aren't convinced, please remember your complementary essence toaster on the way out, and remember to refer a friend for your FREE dreamstone, mined from the plentiful caverns of New Khdar!
Samiel
One Thousand Club
I think I'd fall for this pyramid scheme, if I was there.
Samiel
One Thousand Club
Shit, we're still rolling?! Bollocks!
Cancel that folks! That's.. an old in-joke!
Cancel that folks! That's.. an old in-joke!
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
Shit even I'd sign up for a dreamstone...hmm, I wonder what this thread was about in the first place...riiiiight, DBs versus Autobots.
Auto for the win! The conquerors so nice we named them twice.
Auto for the win! The conquerors so nice we named them twice.
Samiel
One Thousand Club
Although I think we determined long ago who'd win.
The DBs just don't have economic policies, and the people side with the free gifts and cheap land.
By the way, I want to see regular updates on the progress of that Heaven-Invading game you're planning. I hope it works!
The DBs just don't have economic policies, and the people side with the free gifts and cheap land.
By the way, I want to see regular updates on the progress of that Heaven-Invading game you're planning. I hope it works!
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
Well, I sent Hanat my precursor opening story to the invasion to him, haven't heard back yet. But I think he'll like it, I'll send the precursor to you through PM in a moment.
Samiel
One Thousand Club
Danke, mein friund.
I like it. I like it a lot.
I like it. I like it a lot.
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
Why thank you 
Jack1
Senior Member
You guys are nuts.
Samiel
One Thousand Club
"Allow me to remedy the situation, with my Genteel Decorum!"
Battousai, that is an avatar to be proud of.
But now, we need to see who would win in the battle of the avatars; you, or heaven's thunder hammer?
Discounting, of course, your avatar's clear ability to decimate cities with his familial alchemical "Aesthetic Destruction Style".
Battousai, that is an avatar to be proud of.
But now, we need to see who would win in the battle of the avatars; you, or heaven's thunder hammer?
Discounting, of course, your avatar's clear ability to decimate cities with his familial alchemical "Aesthetic Destruction Style".
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
I smell a new poll thread for "Who's avatar is best!"
Samiel
One Thousand Club
I like to think my Avatar's ability to Force-choke people puts him pretty strong in the running, but in a direct fight with the Strongarm Alchemist... I'm not so sure.
What do you think, Battousai; Strongarm, or Darth Vader?
What do you think, Battousai; Strongarm, or Darth Vader?