Fantasy Engranussian Younger Years (CLOSED)

[Forever J]

Dipper smiled wide. "Daddy sed da ones dat huwt people da mostest awh da onez dat cwy da woudest." He stated proudly.

Graham nodded, "your Dad is very right when he says that."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham nodded, "your Dad is very right when he says that."

Adrian grinned, softly petting Dipper's head. "That said, save all energy f'r the best, yeah?"

Dipper nodded, fists in the air. "Eat da bayod guyz!"

Malvo titled her head and looked to Dipper. "Eat dem?"

"Eaaaaat dem." Dipper nodded.

 

[Forever J]

Adrian grinned, softly petting Dipper's head. "That said, save all energy f'r the best, yeah?"

Dipper nodded, fists in the air. "Eat da bayod guyz!"

Malvo titled her head and looked to Dipper. "Eat dem?"

"Eaaaaat dem." Dipper nodded.

Graham blinked, looking to Adrian, "what have you been teaching him?"

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham blinked, looking to Adrian, "what have you been teaching him?"

Adrian raised a brow before barking out a nervous laugh as Zuzana also looked his way. "That was a, uh. . . he saw me eat something, I said a joke and he sorta thought it was real."

Dipper shook his head and looked to Adrian. "Yu ated da soul of da bad man a foo deys ago."

And Adrian exhaled before hugging Dipper closer. "Lucky yer my kid or I'd eat yer soul." He stated and Dipper squealed and giggled at the poke to the belly that followed.

 

[Forever J]

Adrian raised a brow before barking out a nervous laugh as Zuzana also looked his way. "That was a, uh. . . he saw me eat something, I said a joke and he sorta thought it was real."

Dipper shook his head and looked to Adrian. "Yu ated da soul of da bad man a foo deys ago."

And Adrian exhaled before hugging Dipper closer. "Lucky yer my kid or I'd eat yer soul." He stated and Dipper squealed and giggled at the poke to the belly that followed.

Graham snickered, "and you're lucky you're not a deadman walking as well."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham snickered, "and you're lucky you're not a deadman walking as well."

"Ah Dwoguh!?" Dipper widened his eyes before smiling wide. "Daddy's too kewl t' be a dwoguh! He'z a--!"

"DIPPER LOOK!" Adrian slid over the popcorn tin, opening it. "This one's got more caramel popcorn in it, than anything!"

Dipper's eyes lit up at that, nearly diving into the tin as he went at the popcorn.

Zuzana sighed. "Thought we were gonna wait to tell them?"

Adrian whined. "He tore me apart, Zuzu!"

 

[Forever J]

"Ah Dwoguh!?" Dipper widened his eyes before smiling wide. "Daddy's too kewl t' be a dwoguh! He'z a--!"

"DIPPER LOOK!" Adrian slid over the popcorn tin, opening it. "This one's got more caramel popcorn in it, than anything!"

Dipper's eyes lit up at that, nearly diving into the tin as he went at the popcorn.

Zuzana sighed. "Thought we were gonna wait to tell them?"

Adrian whined. "He tore me apart, Zuzu!"

Graham smiled, "y'falter too easily, Adrian."

(BBBBBBBSCUSE ME, you were willing to give up your war trips just for the sweetest of peas, so NO TALK)

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham smiled, "y'falter too easily, Adrian."

(BBBBBBBSCUSE ME, you were willing to give up your war trips just for the sweetest of peas, so NO TALK)

((XD))

Adrian snorted. "Really? Mr. 'I Might Discharge From The Army' a few minutes ago says I falter too easy?" He grinned.

 

[Forever J]

((XD))

Adrian snorted. "Really? Mr. 'I Might Discharge From The Army' a few minutes ago says I falter too easy?" He grinned.

(XD AH)
Graham pouted, "ok fair enough. I can't help it. These kids are just too cute."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

(XD AH)
Graham pouted, "ok fair enough. I can't help it. These kids are just too cute."

Adrian nodded. "These kids make both of us weak. All of us. Each and every one of us. . . aside from Zuzu who is strong enough for authority."

Zuzana snickered.

 

[Forever J]

Adrian nodded. "These kids make both of us weak. All of us. Each and every one of us. . . aside from Zuzu who is strong enough for authority."

Zuzana snickered.

Graham looked to Zuzu, "you will be our savior then."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham looked to Zuzu, "you will be our savior then."

"That's fine. Someone has t'be the mama bear." Zuzana sighed with a smile.

Malvo beamed. "Yu da bestest mama beah."

Zuzana then whined and smiled. "Thank you, sweetie."

"Yuh wewcom." Malvo smiled wide.

 

[Forever J]

"That's fine. Someone has t'be the mama bear." Zuzana sighed with a smile.

Malvo beamed. "Yu da bestest mama beah."

Zuzana then whined and smiled. "Thank you, sweetie."

"Yuh wewcom." Malvo smiled wide.

Graham awed before smiling, "you really are amazing, Zuzu. Both of our parents would be very proud of you . . . both of you, actually."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham awed before smiling, "you really are amazing, Zuzu. Both of our parents would be very proud of you . . . both of you, actually."

Zuzana sighed. "I hope so."

Adrian shrugged and smirked. "Dunno about me. Pretty sure mama Aileen shakes her head up in Valhalla at the things I do most of the time. . . like jokes."

((That was Grant's fault so. . . XD ))

 

[Forever J]

Zuzana sighed. "I hope so."

Adrian shrugged and smirked. "Dunno about me. Pretty sure mama Aileen shakes her head up in Valhalla at the things I do most of the time. . . like jokes."

((That was Grant's fault so. . . XD ))

(XD -snaps fingers- true dat)
Graham snickered, "she married our Dad, it's gotta be normal now to her."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

(XD -snaps fingers- true dat)
Graham snickered, "she married our Dad, it's gotta be normal now to her."

"Is a double dose normal though?" Adrian blinked.

 

[Forever J]

"Is a double dose normal though?" Adrian blinked.

Graham quirked a brow, "i really don't know. I personally try to stay away from you when you make jokes like that."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham quirked a brow, "i really don't know. I personally try to stay away from you when you make jokes like that."

"Everyone does. It's like flatulence in a crowded place." Adrian snickered.

"Wassat?" Malvo tilted her head.

"Butt burps."

"EWWW!" Malvo exclaimed, but giggled while Dipper giggled maniacally.

 

[Forever J]

"Everyone does. It's like flatulence in a crowded place." Adrian snickered.

"Wassat?" Malvo tilted her head.

"Butt burps."

"EWWW!" Malvo exclaimed, but giggled while Dipper giggled maniacally.

Graham snickered, "ah gods, hearing them so happy is the greatest."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham snickered, "ah gods, hearing them so happy is the greatest."

Reaver quickly nodded. "Definitely music t' the ears."

 

[Forever J]

Reaver quickly nodded. "Definitely music t' the ears."

Graham smiled, "Gods i want kids every time i'm home. It's just so crazy."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham smiled, "Gods i want kids every time i'm home. It's just so crazy."

Reaver blinked and then looked to his hands with a quiet and yet somehow sad smile. "Y'd make a great dad. . ."

 

[Forever J]

Reaver blinked and then looked to his hands with a quiet and yet somehow sad smile. "Y'd make a great dad. . ."

Graham looked back before smiling, "so would you. If that's what you want of course."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham looked back before smiling, "so would you. If that's what you want of course."

Reaver kept the same smile from earlier, fiddling with his fingers. "Naah, it'll. . . never happen, anyways."

 

[Forever J]

Reaver kept the same smile from earlier, fiddling with his fingers. "Naah, it'll. . . never happen, anyways."

Graham quirked a brow, "of course it can. But i get it if you don't want kids. But i'm telling you now, if you do, you'll be absolutely amazing."