Schnee Corp Lawyer
STILL not over Birthright's ending
"G-g-groveling d-d-detected. En-en-engaging package six: dddddooooooooooominaaaaaaaatr-tr-trix...*" The auraless and therefore absolutely mangled bardroid began, but perhaps mercifully died before it could proceed. Unfortunately death for this particular model apparently meant continuing to attempt to rise on mangled components as its jaw opened wide and the Satan protocol lapsed into a neverending death rattle of "10101010101010010100001010101010101010101010010101001-"
The bunker map dropped to her scroll was identical to the one any of the androids would project if requested, a facility resembling a skyscraper only built down into the tundra as opposed to up into the skyline. It was thirty stories deep, with the primary form of navigation being the six elevator shafts built at equidistant points throughout and maintenance stairwells on either end primary intended for use by the androids. The topmost floor was labeled EXIT, grayed out to signify its currently inaccessible state, and the one directly beneath it was labeled PLATINUM, highlighted to signify it was the one she currently occupied. The next two levels were marked ARRIVALS (WENDIGO ENTRY POINT), while a significant percentage of the subsequent floors were blocked off as QUARTERS. The next level of note was BAR/RECREATION, where she had abducted her nap partner/victim from, and following that were TRAINING, ARENA, POOL, LIBRARY, ADMIN, another block of floors labeled MAINTENANCE, and finally the very bottom level marked CONTAINMENT (THE ENTITY).
The hundred yard radius was indicated by a green circle, though its ability to pick out other combatants appeared limited to her current floor rather than extending above or below. Her own blip was green and positioned at the very center of the circle, and five others (with a contrasting red hue) milled about within her map's detectable range, one almost immediately disappearing as it crossed over the circle's threshold. The others were static, most likely waiting to see how their fellow platinum-caliber favorites proceeded; based on the room size and their spacing, most occupied suites of their own.
All save one, who according to the map could well have been in the corridor right outside hers.
Yang hummed in thought as she stared at her scroll, rubbing the side of her chin, before her eyes squinted at the dot right outside her door. "oooookaayyy...." She murmured, turning towards the door with the same suspicious gaze as her gauntlets slid open into combat form. She threw an errant shot for the android's still screaming head, shattering it with a shell of remorse and mercy for both it and her ears before she cracked her neck from either side.
Whoever this was clearly wanted the Dragon as a partner. Whether it was a fangirl or some other plat tier member who wanted to dunk on some newbies with her, it was time to get back into character or risk blowing the whole point of her suffering through this. She squeezed her eyes shut and slapped the sides of her face, letting her mind wander and dwell instead of focusing on the positive like she usually tried to. How much she missed Blake, how shitty she found this whole bloodbath, and how much she wanted to smash the people who organized it.
Whoever was on the other end got treated to the sight of a very dull frown on Yang's face as the door slid open and she leaned against the frame with her eyes closed and arms crossed, the absolutely shattered remains of the android she'd taken up here ostensibly for fun and pleasure still sparking behind her as she grunted out
"Gimme me one good reason I should open my eyes and not just wait fifteen minutes to make you my bitch and get my first card."
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