Corrupt a Wish

[ShifterOfShapes]

Thanks. Too bad you rolled 1. Appreciate the thought, though...

I wish that I could anonymously hack something.

 

[Kaztastrophe]

Granted, you anonymously hacked off the head of your most favorite person in the world.

Wishes are like candy, I wish to see the wish store.

 

[Kaztastrophe]

Your dreams are full of a genitals for the gender you don't like or ugly &/or deformed ones.

I wish to be suprised.

 

[Superfly47]

You're surprised by a drunk cop



I wish I was a donkey, a Pikachu Donkey!

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Oh yeah just for laughs is the best.

Granted, you become half pikachu, half donkey, 100% monstrosity. Also, people leave you hanging like the lady did to the cop in the video all the time.

I wish I never needed to sleep, meaning there are no negative repercussions to avoiding rest, but I can choose to sleep if I want to.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Everyone always wants you to do everything because you never get tired. You don't have time to sleep, or do anything else you like.

I wish that people would shiver at the sound of my name.

 

[cursedgenderleshadow]

Everyone always wants you to do everything because you never get tired. You don't have time to sleep, or do anything else you like.

I wish that people would shiver at the sound of my name.

Granted, every time somebody speaks your name the room you are in gets colder.

I wish my family treated me like a human being.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Wow. I hope you don't have any serious problems there.

They do, so you have to change your username and signature.

I wish I were a mod so I could keep this place safe.

 

[cursedgenderleshadow]

I’m sorta maybe disowned

Granted, you have to delete the website.

I wish I wasn’t allergic to nickel.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You are now allergic to Sterling Silver.

I wish Red Link could be here.

 

[cursedgenderleshadow]

Granted, it’s a cosplayers corpse.

I wish I could shape shift.

 

[5cookie]

Granted, but when you first shape shift you can’t change to another form for the rest of the year.

I wish I could properly animate on FlipaClip.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted, but Flipaclip becomes unusable.

I wish I could roll a Nat 20...

 

[cursedgenderleshadow]

Granted, you die instantly because it was a bad time to roll it.

I wish I had a cat.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The cat despises you.

I wish I don't get what I wish for.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, I get what you wish for.

I wish I had the motivation to study more.

 

[cursedgenderleshadow]

Granted, all you ever do is study.

I wish my roommate wasn't deaf.

 

[5cookie]

Granted, but he/she can’t hear anything you say to him/her.

I wish I looked like an anime character

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Granted. You look like Ghetsis.

I wish I could get a Ghetsis outfit.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

And that was 2 days ago, and I've done marginally more studying for my exam tomorrow help

Granted, it's a cheap Chinese replica, with no functionality that tears when you take it out of the carcinogenic packaging.

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

 

[cursedgenderleshadow]

Granted, you are now allergic to sugar.

I wish somebody would cuddle me.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You never said for how long. Good luck getting that random dude to let go of you.

I wish I could get an Apple developer licence.

 

[5cookie]

You get a developer license for apples. The fruit.

I wish the roleplays I signed up for would hurry up and make the main thread

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

The main thread is confusing and boring.

I wish I had MIDI/USB cables.

 

[GreedyBoy]

Congrats! They’re all impossibly tangled.

I wish for anarchy instead of government.