Corrupt a Wish

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, anyone who "crosses you" in any shape or form gets the electric chair. Your mom tells you to clean your room while you're in the middle of something? Boom, chair. Your friend accidentally spills his drink on you? Boom, chair. Everyone you are close to is bound to trip up at some point, so pretty soon no one will cross you anymore, but you'll also have no one around you.

I wish I could understand differential equations.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I "Help" you with your math, but you get in trouble for copying my work.

I wish I could freeze someone solid.

 

[Superfly47]

You do, but the cold from his frozen body spreads slowly, the ground keeps freezing around him, when it reaches people, they freeze too. The whole world freezes.

I wish I could dance on the sun.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You *could*. You melt.

I wish people would appreciate my ominous vibes.

 

[GhostofWestphalia]

You're not a vampire anymore because you were exposed to direct sunlight. Now you're a pile of ashes.

I wish I was a successful actor

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You spend the rest of your life faking and putting on façades.

I wish that Pokèmon existed...

 

[ViciousVip3R]

You spend the rest of your life faking and putting on façades.

I wish that Pokèmon existed...

Granted, it's basically slavery with extra steps. The pokemon refuse to fight and "faint" for our entertainment, serve as sentient food sources or act as free labour; they rebel and easily overthrow their human overlords. Congratulations, you're responsible for ending humanity.

I wish I had more money.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Granted, it's basically slavery with extra steps. The pokemon refuse to fight and "faint" for our entertainment, serve as sentient food sources or act as free labour; they rebel and easily overthrow their human overlords. Congratulations, you're responsible for ending humanity.

I wish I had more money.

You gave me an idea, I'll be Lysandre next!

You have so much money, that life isn't worth living. You can just buy anything.

I wish I could quit being so afraid to get my hands the slightest bit dirty.

 

[5cookie]

Granted, but when you end up getting your hands dirty it’s in some skin eating acid. Congratulations, you just lost your hands.

I wish I knew how to play the flute so I could use this miraculous correctly.
(My profile pic is a kid version of a superhero from Miraculous Ladybug, and the main power from the miraculous that gives her her powers has to do with playing a flute.)

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You know how. Now, if only you had a flute...

I wish I could be satisfied with my signature, title, and photo...

 

[Liftoff]

Granted, but it'll all get deleted.

I wish I could live in a castle.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You do, but you're N. I happen to be Ghetsis, so you do the math.

I wish I could forget the words to Let it Go.

 

[Liftoff]

Granted, but the words to How Far I'll go are stuck in your head.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You get one. It is a statue.

I wish I could meet my favorite animé villains.

 

[Liftoff]

Granted, but you sound like Jessie.

I wish I could control water.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Granted, but you sound like Jessie.

What?

You cause a flood.

I wish I were Vaati.

 

[Superfly47]

You are, but you have to wear Pikachu outfit.

I wish my hands could fly

 

[Liftoff]

Granted, but you can't control them.

I wish I could sing like Tori Kelly.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You can, but no one listens.

I wish I could control the wind.

 

[Superfly47]

You can, but then it gets angry, wrestles back control and blows you across the world forever.

I wish I had a hoverboard

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You fall out of the sky riding on it. The wind (under my control) lets you land safely.

I wish role-plays were real.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

You fall out of the sky riding on it. The wind (under my control) lets you land safely.

I wish role-plays were real.

They are! In an alternate universe where your reality is there RPs.

I wish I could shape shift.

 

[Kaztastrophe]

Granted but you can only do it while you are asleep.

I wish for the love of my life to be happy regardless of who it is with.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

It is happy. You know why? It's happy because I told you it was. You'd better not tell me that you feel otherwise.

I wish I were dictator of some country and I could not get assassinated.

 

[Kaztastrophe]

Granted, but you were named dictator a day later you died of a heart attack due to unhealthy habits.

I wish for you to get your next wish.