Devious Dilbert
Double the D, double the fun.
Really quick survey:
Abortion: Yo, I'm personally pro-choice. Hell yeah I'd abort my kid if I couldn't take care of them. Even if I didn't want my kid, I'd abort it. I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it.
The Death Penalty: An eye for an eye. I honestly don't just want the death penalty, we need to bring back fucking torture for some of the shit that people put other people through.
Animal Testing: I'm personally against it, but I understand why there is a need for it, to be honest. I think it's sad, but it's understandable at the very least.
Is Sexual Orientation Determined at Birth?: No, because you don't even develop sexual attractions until around age 5-8. If I'm wrong, correct me with facts.
Should Churches Remain Exempt from Taxes? I'm pretty neutral on this. But... I would just say no.
Gun Control: I don't think that guns should be banned. Just a lot more heavily moderated at the least.
Drinking Age: Uh, I actually don't really care about this one. I'd say keep it the same just to be neutral.
Euthanasia: Again, it's understandable. it may be sad, but understandable. So, yes.
Medical Marijuana: I mean, why not for medical purposes?
Prostitution: I actually don't care about this one. Do what you want.
Tattoos and Piercings in the Workplace: This is for the company/business to decide. You as the employee don't get to make up the rules. Your boss does. And that's just how it is.
Standardized Tests: I'd say I don't like standardized testing.
Abortion: Yo, I'm personally pro-choice. Hell yeah I'd abort my kid if I couldn't take care of them. Even if I didn't want my kid, I'd abort it. I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it.
The Death Penalty: An eye for an eye. I honestly don't just want the death penalty, we need to bring back fucking torture for some of the shit that people put other people through.
Animal Testing: I'm personally against it, but I understand why there is a need for it, to be honest. I think it's sad, but it's understandable at the very least.
Is Sexual Orientation Determined at Birth?: No, because you don't even develop sexual attractions until around age 5-8. If I'm wrong, correct me with facts.
Should Churches Remain Exempt from Taxes? I'm pretty neutral on this. But... I would just say no.
Gun Control: I don't think that guns should be banned. Just a lot more heavily moderated at the least.
Drinking Age: Uh, I actually don't really care about this one. I'd say keep it the same just to be neutral.
Euthanasia: Again, it's understandable. it may be sad, but understandable. So, yes.
Medical Marijuana: I mean, why not for medical purposes?
Prostitution: I actually don't care about this one. Do what you want.
Tattoos and Piercings in the Workplace: This is for the company/business to decide. You as the employee don't get to make up the rules. Your boss does. And that's just how it is.
Standardized Tests: I'd say I don't like standardized testing.