Realistic or Modern (CLOSED) Supers, High School Edition

[Willow Pillow]

Why the fuck did I not get notifications I was beginning to worry too. I kept tagging him in things and thought he got shot in the throat during some robbery gone awry and he just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Why the fuck did I not get notifications I was beginning to worry too. I kept tagging him in things and thought he got shot in the throat during some robbery gone awry and he just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time

Well that is awfully vivid.


I am still alive.

 

[Willow Pillow]

Well that is awfully vivid.
I am still alive.

You died in the hospital during a botched surgery from an intern. Sitting at the hospital Morgan with tags.

 

[Brinni]

Damn you hospital Morgan

 

[Willow Pillow]

Morgue damn you fucking phone

 

[The Suspicious Eye]

This is a load of

 

[Willow Pillow]

[QUOTE="The Suspicious Eye]

This is a load of

[/QUOTE]
My imagination is crazy

 

[The Suspicious Eye]

My imagination is crazy

I love your imagination.

 

[Willow Pillow]

[QUOTE="The Suspicious Eye]I love your imagination.

[/QUOTE]
I created a scenerio where derp dies...not just gets shot in the throat to silence his ability to scream....but he got saddled in a hospital with lack of resources and the interns fucked up.


WHY IS IT THIS DETAILED

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I created a scenerio where derp dies...not just gets shot in the throat to silence his ability to scream....but he got saddled in a hospital with lack of resources and the interns fucked up.
WHY IS IT THIS DETAILED

I feel like you have secretly been plotting my death this entire RP.

 

[Willow Pillow]

I feel like you have secretly been plotting my death this entire RP.

I was CONCERNED.


You don't want to know what I imagine for people I want gone. I want them alive....the bullet would have shot your brain but you somehow survived basically a drooling potatoes where your family would have to spend over 2ook a year just to keep you alivr....and your mom would force that living husk thst was once you a body alive until you withered away from kidney failure and liver damage from all the drugs they had to pump in your system throughout the years

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I was CONCERNED.
You don't want to know what I imagine for people I want gone. I want them alive....the bullet would have shot your brain but you somehow survived basically a drooling potatoes where your family would have to spend over 2ook a year just to keep you alivr....and your mom would force that living husk thst was once you a body alive until you withered away from kidney failure and liver damage from all the drugs they had to pump in your system throughout the years

Oh.


I am just going to jump off a bridge now

 

[Willow Pillow]

Oh.
I am just going to jump off a bridge now

You'd survive that too snapping your neck. Be like superman.


Or you'd survive the jump and contract a flesh eating virus, go to the doctors too late and die on the table

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

You'd survive that too snapping your neck. Be like superman.
Or you'd survive the jump and contract a flesh eating virus, go to the doctors too late and die on the table

I will tackle a tsunami in an electrical storm while carrying a large metal rod while the planet is hurled into a black hole.

 

[Willow Pillow]

I was talking to my dad yesterday rattling off cancer statistics and what cancers I'd want if I unfortunately get cancer


"Cosmic mama is going to be fine you need to stop worrying."


"Oh no, I think about this stuff all the time."


"Why?! That's not even healthy."


"I want to be prepared and have an attack plan because I'm going to kick cancers ass. I just want to know the ones I can't beat so I off myself early on."

 

[Willow Pillow]

I will tackle a tsunami in an electrical storm while carrying a large metal rod while the planet is hurled into a black hole.

Gotta think plausible ones dude

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Gotta think plausible ones dude

Nah

 

[Willow Pillow]

my company gave me the MVP award for this month and i almost cried.

 

[My Pet Poro]

[QUOTE="The Suspicious Eye]

This is a load of

[/QUOTE]
I might just love you for this

 

[Brinni]

[QUOTE="My Pet Poro]I might just love you for this

[/QUOTE]
I always suspected catholic virgins fell in love easily.

 

[My Pet Poro]

I always suspected catholic virgins fell in love easily.

Then what's it like not to have an excuse for being a virgin?

 

[Brinni]

I'm too poor to buy a prostitute mostly

 

[Brinni]

Then again she'd probably say "nah. Peace."

 

[Willow Pillow]

@Brinni[/URL]

 

[Brinni]

You're a special case