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[WanderingJester]

No. No.

Washington is a Rebel Lord in colonized Stepstones.

HA! You thought I was talking about ole George?

Booker T. Washington son.

Okay. Okay.

What character is everyone making? One Historical character per person, so no one takes all the good ones.

I'm guessing Teddy "Bane of the Others" Roosevelt is mine?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Jester is Teddy "Bitch Slap the Banks" Roosevelt.

ACHA
diwa
Obi-Wan Kenobi

Your claims?

 

[Akio]

Donald Trump as Aegon

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Jester is Teddy "Bitch Slap the Banks" Roosevelt.

ACHA
diwa
Obi-Wan Kenobi

Your claims?

Everyone meet the newest Lannister, Lawrence Lannister.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

You chose Lawrence of Arabia?

Of all people. . .?

 

[ACHA]

Adolf the Liberator

 

[diwa]

Jester is Teddy "Bitch Slap the Banks" Roosevelt.

ACHA
diwa
Obi-Wan Kenobi

Your claims?

Mine will be Mother 'All whores and incestful bastards are going to hell' Theresa.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

You chose Lawrence of Arabia?

Of all people. . .?

A more meme-y figure would've been too easy. Had to challenge myself, you know?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Adolf the Liberator

I am dead. LMAO.

Mine will be Mother 'All whores and incestful bastards are going to hell' Theresa.

Oh God. The High Septon is getting a strong ally.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

A more meme-y figure would've been too easy. Had to challenge myself, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. Fine. I see your challenge. I'll raise you one. . .

. . . In a bit. No idea who I'll pick.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

So, WanderingJester , where do you see Lawrence fitting in? And how the hell do I Lannister-ify 'Lawrence'?

 

[diwa]

So, WanderingJester , where do you see Lawrence fitting in? And how the hell do I Lannister-ify 'Lawrence'?

As long as he is filthy rich, pompous and paranoid he'll fit in.

 

[WanderingJester]

So, WanderingJester , where do you see Lawrence fitting in? And how the hell do I Lannister-ify 'Lawrence'?

Maybeh long lost descendant of Gerion Lannister? Comes back after finally recovering Brightroar? Would fit his character XD

Eh, if he's blond and quick with his wits (not just words) he's pretty much a Lannister already, so you good

As long as he is filthy rich, pompous and paranoid he'll fit in.

Now now Auntie Cassie, we've come a long way from that.

We're only slightly paranoid now, and stopped being as pompous as we're used to

 

[WanderingJester]

Obi-Wan Kenobi Oh, now you can't be Lannister. Who's the freak now? >.<

jk jk


Or am I?!?!?!

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Maybeh long lost descendant of Gerion Lannister? Comes back after finally recovering Brightroar? Would fit his character XD

Eh, if he's blond and quick with his wits (not just words) he's pretty much a Lannister already, so you good

That sounds like an idea. That'll be my pet project for a bit, writing up the history of Gerion's branch.

 

[WanderingJester]

That sounds like an idea. That'll be my pet project for a bit, writing up the history of Gerion's branch.

Yup, not sure if that'll fly with Hypnos , but hey always worth a timekiller

 

[TheAncientCelt]

"For too long you have mocked our ways.

For too long, you have called us inferior and invaded our lands raped our women and stripped us of our riches.

I stand up to all of you today, in this proud deceleration of war and Dornish Independence, to challenge any who would face me in single combat.

Come. I will be waiting for the brave and foolish alike, back at Starfall. "

Spoiler

- SER TED "THE CRUZ" DAYNE - SWORD OF THE MORNING

 

[WanderingJester]

"For too long you have mocked our ways.

For too long, you have called us inferior and invaded our lands raped our women and stripped us of our riches.

I stand up to all of you today, in this proud deceleration of war and Dornish Independence, to challenge any who would face me in single combat.

Come. I will be waiting for the brave and foolish alike, back at Starfall. "

Spoiler

- SER TED "THE CRUZ" DAYNE - SWORD OF THE MORNING

 

[TheAncientCelt]

DAHNALD. DAHNALD.

I AM A CONSTRUCTIONAL DORNISHMEN AND I WILL BE THE NEXT SAVIOR OF THE SOUTH.

GIVE ME YOUR ARMIES, DAHHHHNAAAALD.

 

[WanderingJester]

DAHNALD. DAHNALD.

I AM A CONSTRUCTIONAL DORNISHMEN AND I WILL BE THE NEXT SAVIOR OF THE SOUTH.

GIVE ME YOUR ARMIES, DAHHHHNAAAALD.

Meet Jym McMill. Director of the Iron Bank.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

THE INTEREST RATE IS TOO

DAMN


HIGH

 

[WanderingJester]

THE INTEREST RATE IS TOO

DAMN


HIGH

THE EXTENSION FOR THIS LOAN IS TOO

DAMN

HIGH!!!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

THE EXTENSION FOR THIS LOAN IS TOO

DAMN

HIGH!!!

PEOPLE

ARE

EATING

THEIR

ROOVES

 

[WanderingJester]

PEOPLE

ARE

EATING

THEIR

ROOVES

See, now we're replacing everyone with politicians/ex-politicians. I would pull someone from Europe in but idk Euro politics

 

[TheAncientCelt]

See, now we're replacing everyone with politicians/ex-politicians. I would pull someone from Europe in but idk Euro politics

No one cares about Europe. It's a dull continent full of Socialists.

Now. . Who wants Ron Paul and who wants Shia?