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- For a long time, the author just sat in the cell, hands tied together, thinking of everything he hadn't done. The wedding just a couple days away, the fiance and kids waiting at home, expecting him to come back alive. Expecting him to have had a plan this time around. If only that were true. The cell door flew open; Bismarck squinted at his old enemy through red, puffy eyes. He stared at the rather short woman with violet hair for a good amount of time, then finally drew away, looking back at the ground.
"Come to kill me?" he whispered, though he already knew the answer. Her eyes were threatening, demonic, and even without his glasses he could tell that his assumption was correct. The woman didn't respond; she merely glared at him. Chuckling morosely, he gave her a sad smile. "You do know that doing this won't accomplish anything."
"If you say so," she responded, walking towards him. Her small, pale hands clenched tightly around a scythe, probably the weapon that Bismarck was most scared of, and she pointed it at his face. "Bismarck Donovan Saedor. Owner of the Rainy Traveller General Store and successful conqueror of Hell City's business district. I think we both know that it's true." The air in the cell grew stiffer. Bernkastel smirked slightly at the bloodied man below her. She had only had her grasp on him for a couple hours, and here he was, tied up, weak, and just barely able to stand, which was why he remained seated in the hay. In a normal situation, he would probably be scrambling around and facing some sort of internal panic, but here he was, accepting his grim fate. It was almost laughable. A foot swung out and she kicked the hay into her prisoner's face. He winced, brown eyes slowly closing. Bern couldn't help but laugh at his trembling figure, who she lifted by the hair. "Look me in the eyes, coward," she hissed, tugging his face closer to her. "Come on, Saedor, I assumed that you would fight back, what happened to that? What happened, Saedor? Tell me, I love a good story~!"
The brown eyes opened again. Bismarck glared daggers at Bernkastel, writhing in her grip. "L-Let go.....you bully...." he responded, spitting in her face. Bern dropped him to the floor, wiping saliva off of her cheeks. At that moment, Bismarck got a spark of inspiration. He butted his opponent in the head, then, shaking, stood up, kicking her in the stomach. There was a flash of purple as the woman went flying backwards, slamming against the wall; Bismarck, still trembling, advanced towards her, a dangerous expression on his face. ".....Y-You'll never be able to hurt anyone ever again.....because I.....because I will kill you first....!"
"Oh? And what will the great Letterman do?"
Bismarck responded by using the scythe to cut himself free, then turned back to the area in which he had been tied up, uncovering a book. He opened it, giving one of the pages a long look.
At that moment, fear replaced Bernkastel's normally stoic expression. Without his books, the Letterman was helpless, but if he got his hands on one, it was immediately a bad sign for his enemies. It was a good move on his part; finally, finding the page he was looking for, he walked back to his target, extending a palm as the shape of a creature began to form. And then it disappeared. A sharp weapon plunged through the pages and into his stomach; Bismarck gasped in shock, but it worsened as he felt it twist through. Whirling faster and faster, like a propeller. Blood flew everywhere, onto Bern's clothes, face, the floor, the walls surrounding them. A shaky laugh emerged in contrast to the light sobs of pain.
"So! What were you going to summon, Bismarck?! Tell me, tell me, tell me, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME!!!"
The victim looked at Bernkastel through glassy eyes, then finally he managed to choke out a word. One desperate word. The word that he had been taught to use, whether he meant it or not. But now, he really, truly meant it.
"Sor...ry....."
And finally, he fell limp. A couple tears were still in his eyes.
Bernkastel pulled the scythe out of his stomach; just for a moment, she stopped laughing, staring at his corpse. Then, as a final blow, she slit his throat then sat down without a word. It was over. She had done the deed, and now it would be a good time to finish what she wanted to do in the first place. However, before she could, she spotted someone hiding, a kitsune man with white hair who looked absolutely traumatized.
"Well, well, well, the coward's other half shows his face." - And then it restarted. Every second, every minute, every hour of the day. Every life lost. Everything accomplished. The clock struck midnight, then, without explanation or reasoning, it was July 7, 2044, at 8:07 AM. The rain was pounding down on Hell City. Some were awake, some were asleep, some had been to restless to sleep, and others had put their heads down to rest for all eternity somewhere within the span of twelve hours. And Bismarck Saedor jolted up from yet another dream about dying violently. He took a couple seconds to regain himself, then, with a melancholy sigh, fell back into his covers. That had been terrifyingly realistic. At least it hadn't happened.
A couple minutes later, while shaving his face, he forgot completely about the entire weird dream that he'd had; he looked at his work, then, pleased, moved over to the nursery. He hesitated, feeling a sense of foreboding, then opened the door to Phineas trying to eat Nikolas's ear. Letting out a relieved sigh, he pried his son off of his other son, gave him a very brief scolding, then, noticing a book on the floor, picked it up. Moonlight Forest....ah, that book. His eyes softened as he thought of all those childhood adventures from long ago, along with the constant questioning on how they had even survived half the crap that they'd survived. He walked out of the nursery, Nik and Phin in tow, and back into the bathroom to take his morning shower. He summoned up a baby dragon to keep the boys occupied, watching fondly as Nikolas pounced on the dragon, giggling nonstop, then moved to the mirror, just staring for a while.
"Today will be a good one, okay, me....? Okay." - This was not meant to happen. A seventeen-year-old that looked too small to be seventeen paced her room in the JTA headquarters. And yet it did. But this was bad. Really, really, REALLY bad! Rika Furude bit her lip nervously, staring out the window. It was raining again; as expected, anything about the environment was very unlikely to change. But the things people did...that was the kicker and the reason why her loops had finally gone out of control. In Loop #38, the space-time continuum was tossed out of balance due to....something. Whatever it was, Rika just couldn't put her finger on it. She paced her room a little longer, then finally stopped, sinking to the ground. It was always something. She just needed to find out how to get the city out of this freaking TIME PARADOX!
"Rika? There's a monster under my bed."
Rika froze, about to go into a rapid conversation about time loops with a six-year-old, then shook it off, looking over to the child. "Hm? A monster?"
"Yeah, biiiig and scary with blue fur and giganto fangs!"
An innocent smile curved onto Rika's face and she was back to what she was at heart; a ten year old. "Okay, we'll scare the monster off for you! Roar!" The kid laughed a little, seeing as Rika had made a gorilla pose. Rika rushed to her closet, and, finding a red superhero cloak, put it on. Erika used to wear that thing all the time when she was fourteen...though the Erika now was stubborn and pessimistic and would probably turn up her nose at what Rika was doing. Drawing red circles on her face with a marker. Putting on clunky rainboots. Striking another pose and chirping; "We, Rika Furude, will take down the scary monster under the little girl's bed!", before marching out humming the Star Wars theme song.
She'd take care of the day repeating itself over and over again later. - When Erika opened her eyes, all she could see was darkness and her hands. She was sprawled across the ground, which appeared to be water that she could walk on, and her hair was back to its original blue color. She sat up, groaning in pain; just moments ago, she'd been subjected to a trippy rainbow flower adventure, then some weird skull thingie had screamed "purgatory" at her, and now she was here.
She wondered if they had hair ties somewhere around here. Seriously, her hair was starting to annoy her. Erika toyed with it for a while; then gave up, only to feel another annoyance creep up her. Had she been stripped and changed into a weird shimmery white sundress while she was asleep? The girl tugged on her skirt, then, with a look of disgust, let go of it. Ew. They could have at least made it pink. But apparently this place—"Purgatory"—preferred black and white and looking like a kid. Standing up, Erika began to pace, then, after ten times of circling in her spot, stopped. Maybe beyond the darkness there was something.
With that, the girl began walking; then jogging; then running. She occasionally tripped over her own feet, her hair slapped her in the face (and this was why she needed a hair tie desperately), but she had to keep going. After what appeared to be forever, Erika finally stopped. It felt as though she hadn't left at all. She collapsed to the watery floor, looking down at her reflection; a tired-looking young woman with a hime cut and eternally pissed blue eyes. She had nearly forgotten what she really looked like; a couple tears spiked her pissed-off eyes, but she shook her head, wiping the tears away.
"Stop it. You're a mess," she hissed to herself, clenching her fists. There was another pause, then, after regaining her composure, Erika sighed. "Come on. It's not like you haven't been alone before, Erika."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY HAIR TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSS!" And with that, Erika, who, in the previous arc, had disappeared and awoken in Purgatory, woke up with a start, screaming about white dresses and shadows. She screamed like this for quite a while, obviously quite panicked after the dream.
In the shower.
While brushing her hair and pulling it into pigtails.
Walking to the kitchen to make breakfast.
Burning her toast and nearly killing some unlucky stray cat that had walked in. Then finally she stopped screaming, placing the burnt toast on a plate at the table with a shudder. That was one hell of a terrible dream. From the crazy-ass dragons to her believing in interdimensional travel to Bern kidnapping one of the Saedor kids. She paused, then clutched her head (well, technically Emmanuel's), taking a deep breath.
Not real. Not real. Not real. Not real. You better now, Erika? Why, yes I am, holy shit, that was trippy as hell. Emu, did you put something funky in our dinner last night?
- The personification of death walked through the already busy streets, carrying a sleeping little boy on her back and a dirtied teddy bear in her hands. Not many people recognized her, despite her being an iconic figure in the city, but that was probably because Lily Underworld hadn't even bothered to dress up like the Grim Reaper today, probably because she hadn't had the time. On the bright side, she wasn't screwed; she had hastily put on her black cloak over the tank top with a middle finger emblazoned on it and the sweatpants, and her actually really curly hair had been tugged into a ponytail. So, she wasn't in deep shit. Though she would have to dress herself properly when she got home.
No. For now, Lily had one priority; getting this kiddo to the JTA and then getting ready for the rest of her day. She lazily took out her scythe, swinging it at rotting corpses that she passed, finally stopping at the association's headquarters. Okay, so what was she supposed to do now? Lily considered it, then finally raised a pale hand, knocking on the door. A very tiny child answered.
"Who're you?" she asked bluntly.
Lily was about to answer snidely, but seeing the child's big, maroon eyes made her soften. So the personification of death liked kids. That wasn't disturbing in any way, shape, or form. So instead, she decided to save the tiny child's innocence.
"An alien. Take me to your leader."
That seemed to make the girl's eyes light up with joy; she grabbed Lily's hand, dragging her to the bedroom of the JTA leader; sighing slightly, Lily allowed herself to get dragged along to his room.
"Willlllllllyyyy! There's this big scary lady who says she's an alien and....and she wants to see you!" the kid chirped; Lily nodded slowly, walking in.
"Thanks for the directions. You get a free ride on the flying saucer next week, 'kay, kiddo?"
"Okay! Thanks, Alien Lady!"
Lily couldn't help but chuckle as the kid ran off, then cleared her throat, walking in. ".....Good morning. I have some business to discuss with you regarding this little one right here," she began. Through the corner of her eye, she spotted Rika Furude run past; Lily closed the door behind her. It was probably best to keep other aspects of this conversation away from more innocent ears. - Within the darkened chamber that was the Thomas house, on the third floor, one would find probably the oddest version of Snow White that the world has ever encountered. A young woman no older than twenty dozing, connected to her laptop by a thin wire attached to her hand. She'd been asleep like this for no more than a year and a half, unmoving and unbreathing as the data bar on the screen slowly inched up to 100%. At the moment, whatever was downloading was 99% complete. A sudden tension filled the room as the screen glowed; it was almost time.
And then it happened. 100%. The glorious one-zero-zero popped onto the screen, followed with a new message.
Download Complete.
Rebooting program.
And reboot it did. There came a small whirring sound; the lights in the room randomly turned on. And two blue eyes opened themselves to a new world.
Anita Thomas jerked upwards, looking around the room, then, relieved to see that the software update was complete, disconnected herself from the computer with a satisfied grin. She had been wanting this update for a very long time and now here it was, nice, shiny, and ready for a test run. The cyborg stretched her arms for the first time in what felt like ages as she walked to the kitchen, dumping half a box of Rice Crispies into a bowl. The milk had probably gone bad, so she decided to just eat them dry....aaaand make a mental note to go on a shopping spree for groceries. She paused, thinking of what to do. Maybe she could bug Kath—wait. Not an option anymore.
Well, shit.
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