Fandom Borderlands 3 minus 0,9 - Cupcakes In Space

[Sunbather]

"EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSIONS!"


- Anonymous


(totally not Torgue)

"Funniest roleplay I've ever seen, hands down"


- Louis C.K.

"You gotta see this to be part of the cool crowd this summer."


- The New York Times

"But it's, like... winter?!"


- Sensible User


(Also now dead)

Hey, skag-lickers! Y'heard the rumors about the new vault? Weeeeeell... Since Hyperion is kind of... y'know, dead as shit, everyone only ever cares about finding it these days. The joke's that it's supposedly (I'm making airquotes, but really, you'll probably believe this anyways, so might as well not make them. Man, you really didn't need to read this sentence. Must feel like a total asshole wasting your life reading this shit, huh?) located (Actually, let me come back here for a second, since you're here, I always wanted to know if other people think that the whole pumpkin craze last month was a little weird? I mean, I get it in Sanctuary, maybe, damn city folks, but... Okay, okay! Geez, rush me, will ya?)





Well, it's rumored that the new vault is located on Treasuria (Treasuria - Because we are REALLY good at naming things (patent pending) but nobody knows how to get on that little dick of a planet. Says it's the largest vault though, so gotta be good. Right?

So, what's it gonna be, cowboy, you wanna get to the city or not? 'cause my tank is full and I don't intent (That means I dont plan to) stay around for much longer. M'bad if that was rude, by the way. People tell me I'm condescending sometimes. That means I talk down to people.

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"Ooops, forgot to take out my stranger at a bar cartridge.


Hey! I'm a CL4P-TP general purpose robot, but you can call me Claptap!"
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The Story!

A 75+ Bullet Points Storyboard will provide easy guidance through an original storyline yet allow enough free room for everyone to contribute and influence the progress of our adventure! Everything can change, nothing has to. But, realistically, everything's gonna go to shit, really.

The Hunters!

Every class is avaible in RP, from Mechromancer to machine gun setting tactician. Note, however, that I'll be rejecting certain classes should they be overly present and/or take out the fun in other fashion (ruin lore and what have you)

The Anticipa...

...tion. Brrrr, didn't that feel good?