Blood Gulch Blues

[Ferociousfeind]

Pearl Pygmy

Quietly, the tiny squid had walked up to the equally-diminutive rabbit. Alright, that was a lie. She was at least twice his size, though still small compared to most of the others. She rather towered over him, and almost chuckled as he made a narcissistic speech about having no friends. She let him finish, though. Would be rude to interrupt so abruptly.

She abruptly interrupted his train of thought with the back of her hand to the back of his skull. "DUMBASS!" she shouted, "If there's one thing you learn in this line of work, it's that friends are temporary. But every sense of belonging counts! So make it count while it does, soldier! Once this temporal disaster gets sorted out, and you get sent back to whatever hellhole spat you out, you'll only have your memories. Use them to your advantage, build yourself up, don't just let it tear you apart!"

One might guess it was supposed to sound intimidating and frightening based on the tone, but it almost sounded as if Pearl was trying to ease the pain of having to lose so many friends for Lucky- it couldn't be easy to find so many friendly people, only to have them ripped away just as easily, the moment he decided to accept them, as well. Yeah, she had heard his rousing revelation. Finally, the dumb bunny had caught onto the conspiracy, that they had all been the same people, all along.

"The last thing I wanna see happen to you, little squirt," she continued in a quiet tone that seemed to scream gritted teeth, "is more of what you've already been doing to yourself. You've been torturing yourself with batshit insane conspiracies since we all appeared on that plane!"

She gave him another bap on the head, and stepped away, "I suppose we have a military vehicle to reconstruct. What the hell's even the status of the damn thing?" She refused to admit she hadn't been paying attention.

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[thatguyinthestore]

"Alright, well... I guess that opening it wouldn't hur--" Before Church could even finish his thought, Benedict had run on over to him and smacked the laptop right out of his hand, sending it falling towards the ground and causing it to shatter, keys and shards of glass being thrown all over the place. Church was silent as he saw this, staring at Benedict, then the broken laptop, and once more to Benedict. "I--" He began, before pausing and sighing. "You know what? Fuck it." He said plainly, before continuing onward.

As you all continued forward for what felt like at least another thirty minutes, you all finally came across none other than...

Tucker! Who appeared to be practicing some pretty SICK and COOL dance moves!

"You guys can talk to him..." Church sighed as he backed up, still seeming pretty annoyed by Benedict's hasty action of destroying the computer earlier.

Benedict Cucumberpatch Kameron Esters- Riven @LeftPath


"You may call me Wyoming, old chap," The man in white armor, apparently called Wyoming, said to Price in his SUPERIOR British accent. He would then let Kassandra speak, addressing her concerns next. "I'm afraid that I've yet to encounter a man that meets such a description. Though, to answer your question with another question, have you encountered a fellow by the name of Leonard Church? Clad in Blue Armor, presumably similar to the man in which you described, about..." He held up his hand at the exact length with his own head. "This tall? Severe anger management issues? I've been searching for him for quite some time, you see..." Wyoming explained.

"Sorry... I do not know any Leonards, Why-Ohh-Mee," Caboose replied to the man.

"Hmm.... well, how about the rest of you lot, then?" He asked. Even to a new face such as him, it was clear that Caboose was the local idiot of the Blue Team.

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"Sounds good, lady!" Grif shouted to Odessa, before turning back to Simmons. "So anyway, like I was saying..."

"Wait, hold on," Simmons said, holding up a finger to Grif as Lucky approached. "Well, do you wanna maybe show us where the pedal is?" He asked, watching as he continued to bicker with Rex, Luffy and the others. Also, Lucky and Lealan could not hear each other, because they were both in different groups. "And can you assholes stop arguing and help rebuild the Warthog?" Simmons would ask the... general group, despite doing just that with Grif the entire time. Pot, meet kettle.

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"Oh! Oh! I'll help!" Donut replied as he ran on over to Lealan, gripping onto the wheel tightly and trying to pull it out of the rubble. Sarge had approached as well and began pulling, and with the combined effort of the three, the item in question was successfully freed from captivity. Upon said item being freed, it fell onto the ground with a quiet thud. Said item was none other than another wheel!

"Ooohhhh! Yay! Another wheel!" Donut shouted happily. Sarge would chuckle alongside Donut and kneel down to examine said tire, before gasping upon noticing one detail.

"AUDIBLE GASP!" He shouted out of seemingly nowhere. "This damn tire's got a hole in it!" He shouted as he moved out of the way, revealing a sizable puncture in the side of the wheel. Turning to face those who had followed him and Donut, he asked, "Does anyone have somethin' we can patch this thing up with?"

DerpyCarp ManyFaces Atomic Chucklenuts Venom Snake @SargeandDonut

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[PopcornPie]

Just when things couldn't get any more sappy, in came Pearl. He glared bitterly at her, wishing she was a clone, so he could have the enjoyment of stabbing her with the blade he'd found. "You were right, I was wrong. Here to rub it in, Lassie?" He grumped. "Fuck this..." He turned his attention to Grif and Simmons, who apparently weren't popular.

"Uh huh. That's a vehicle." The rabbit circled the Warthog, not really knowing what he was looking at the first time. "Oh, you want the pedal thing? I threw it in that heap, somewhere..." He welcomed the distraction, for his and the others' sake. Rex, Pearl, Megumin...They were all wasting their fuckin' time trying to talk him out of it. He began to sift through his collected scrap, continuing to mutter. "'Insane conspiracies', huh? Hmph. Forgive me if I didn't see shit. Well, at least we agree that our 'friendship' is temporary..."

Then, something especially shiny caught the corner of his eye. A key, of some sort...Must've been hiding in a can he tossed aside.

@FerociousFiend Atomic Chucklenuts GeorgeTownRaja StaidFoal thatguyinthestore @GrifNSimmons

 

[DerpyCarp]

Lealan looks at Sarge, and then at the hole. "If I had my sssssstuff, or even access to my ssssship, then patching the hole wouldn't be a problem. As of right now? I could spit on it, or bleed on it." She then turns to the others in the group nearby. "What about you all, any suggestions? Also, what's all of your names? I only remember Lobo."
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[BoltBeam]

Spoiler: BGM (Listen while you read if you want!)

Maintenance

"How are you all holding up?"

"Barely, if I'm honest!" Red Riding Hood commented as she would make an attempt to pull this thing out - only to back off when Sarge and Donut arrived, who clearly had more physical strength than she did. Red Riding Hood went on to watch the trio pull out the spoils, and... "Perfect!"

"Oh! Oh! I'll help!" Donut replied as he ran on over to Lealan, gripping onto the wheel tightly and trying to pull it out of the rubble. Sarge had approached as well and began pulling, and with the combined effort of the three, the item in question was successfully freed from captivity. Upon said item being freed, it fell onto the ground with a quiet thud. Said item was none other than another wheel!

"Ooohhhh! Yay! Another wheel!" Donut shouted happily. Sarge would chuckle alongside Donut and kneel down to examine said tire, before gasping upon noticing one detail.

"AUDIBLE GASP!" He shouted out of seemingly nowhere. "This damn tire's got a hole in it!" He shouted as he moved out of the way, revealing a sizable puncture in the side of the wheel. Turning to face those who had followed him and Donut, he asked, "Does anyone have somethin' we can patch this thing up with?"

Oh, so it's 'not' perfect. It's damaged, go figure. Red Riding Hood took a look at the hole and sighed - it's not a hole to be easily and simply fixed, thanks to the size of this thing... She then heard what Sarge said and began to think - only to hold herself back, audibly, when Lealan spoke once more. Might as well tackle two birds with one stone, right? So, Red Riding Hood opted to respond to both in one, one at a time.

"What about you all, any suggestions? Also, what's all of your names? I only remember Lobo."

"Well, unless we find something of a similar material, I doubt we can patch this thing up to the point that it works... Yeah, speaking of, who 'can' fix this?" She asked aloud, glancing to everyone and heard Lealan then ask for identities. "I'll enlighten you - while I don't know everyone else 'either', I will speak for myself. The name's Red Riding Hood - but if that's too much of a mouthful, you can just call me Red!" She introduced herself to Lealan as she upheld a smile, before looking back to the situation. One person's trash is another person's treasure - perhaps in there, she could find something to patch up that hole with - as long as it'll work, it's probably the simplest and most reliable choice...
Character Information

Link to CS: Here!​

Hex Code: #c93648​

Status (physically): Fine​

Status (mentally/emotionally): Confident​

Powers: Magical abilities and species abilities​

Items: Blood Weapon Scissors, water bottle (2/4 uses left), pistol (X2), throwing knife (X10)​

Skills/Abilities: Adaptable fighter, versatile (weapon-wise), best in none​

Course of action: Try find something to cover up the hole​

RP Information

Location: Sidewinder, or at least what's left of it (the future)​

Interactions: thatguyinthestore , DerpyCarp ​

Mentions: None​

Nearby/In Group: @SargeAndDonut​

 

[GeorgeTownRaja]

(Sorry for the late reply.)

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Monkey D. Luffy
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"You're right! I can't let that sadness get in the way of my progress in becoming King of the Pirates! Wow, I am feeling better already but I am still in pain though... Thanks for the advice, Rex! Uh, are you good with mechanical things?Come to think of it, maybe you can build something for me to replace my missing arm!" Luffy said as he is no longer depressed thanks to Rex's advice and the fact that the bandages are effectively helping to stop the bleeding.

He then bursts into laugher upon seeing Lucky getting hugged by a girl. "Look at Mr. Rabbit! He sure is adorable after all!" He said.

Interactions: Chungchangching ConnorOfficials

Raven (Rachel Roth)​

"Is that so? I wouldn't think that he is up to no good..." Raven said in amazement.

"Lilith, you're a ghost, right? Can anyone besides us see you?" She asked.

 

[PopcornPie]

Lucky gave Luffy the mother of all stink eyes. "I...Am NOT...ADORABLE. She is just overly affectionate." He stuck a nub out towards Megumin. "This is another reason why I never wanted friends. I'm just a plush toy to people I can't intimidate right away...Now, then, gas pedals are square, right?" He began to separate the scrap by shape, with the key he'd found getting its own special category of potentially useful items. "So, when we have everything, are we...you guys...Just gonna drive off on that rust bucket alone? I mean, where did the Blues roam off to?" He asked, glancing at Pearl. The two teams were separated at Sidewinder, so it was presumably the same deal here. But Pearl being there put a damper on that theory, unless she was a spy or something. "I'd think that now would be a good time to stop squawkin' at each other based off the color of your armor, if you won't be joining me in getting picked apart by buzzards for the next three days." Then he realized something, hopped to the top of the scrap heap, and surveyed the landscape. "Actually...I'm pretty sure the Reds had more members than this. Did people actually die, or what?"

GeorgeTownRaja thatguyinthestore StaidFoal @FerociousFiend

 

[jigglesworth]

Blue Team
thatguyinthestore FactionGuerrilla @CabooseBabysitters​

Before Price does anything, he ACTUALLY responded to Kassandra earlier, but forgot to mention it when SOMEONE didn't know how to tell people in advance. He looked to the Greek and nodded, taking the scarf she offered. "Thanks." He wrapped it around the cut on his leg, not so tight as to act as a tourniquet, but just to stop any bleeding. He looked to the rifle, then to his injured arm in the makeshift cast. "Can't make much use of it with just one arm. But, I suppose I might as well have it on me." Price took the rifle and, despite the continuity errors, slung it over himself. Who knows, might come in handy.

Now, with THAT out of the way, Price stares at this "Wyoming." A Brit named Wyoming? An American state? Yeah, that's likely. Just as likely as him being named California, or Texas, or Michigan. Oh, wait, shit. A light bulb turned on in Price's head. Wyoming, a Brit in super armor, named after a state. Florida, someone in super armor, named after a state, who Price saw on the ship. Tex, or Texas, a woman in super armor, named after a state. If Tex is a hired merc, the others must be, too. Either really good friends or part of some program. Hell, they might even have something to do with Blood Gulch, considering this Wyoming, who hasn't seen Tucker, is looking for "Leonard Church." Let's see, blue armor, check; similar to Tucker, check; about yay high, check; anger management issues, check. Green across the board.

"Never heard of a Leonard Church." he said in his BEAUTIFUL British accent, one that far surpasses anything this Wyoming fellow sports. I mean, named after an American state. How UN-BRITISH of him. Anyway. If Wyoming is a hired merc, too, then he's probably looking to capture Church. Wouldn't be the first merc to go after him, Price has the injury to attest for that. "Leonard" must have really pissed someone off. "Why do you want him?"

 

[ConnorOfficials]

Lilith looked over to Raven and responded to her question.
"Well there was this one time I saw a guy in a striped shirt dancing like no one was watching him, of course someone was and to be honest I thought it was kinda funny so I chuckled a little and eventually he noticed me, so yeah I guess you'd be right, though sometimes I wish I wasn't."

Interactions/Currently with:
GeorgeTownRaja (Raven)
Chungchangching (Vitan)

Mentions:
Chungchangching (Slamacow)​

 

[DerpyCarp]

Lealan nods to the girl. "Alright Red! Let's see if we can find more supplies in this rubble! I'm going to climb up and dig down, if you want to join me!" Lealan would mount the trash, eyes peeled for anything of use.
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[GeorgeTownRaja]

"Anyway, are you finding anything useful that we might need? I'm a little rusty to dig something so I can't help you, unfortunately. Also, I have a missing arm. If you need anything just let me know!" Luffy said to Lucky happily.

"Who are you? I think I know you from somewhere..." He said upon Pearl appearing.

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[PopcornPie]

Lucky huffed as Luffy approached, then looked down at his mess, then huffed again. "Oh, fine. Better you helping me than me helping you. It'll get me out of your hair quicker. Besides, at least one of you probably has a better idea of what we're lookin' for than I do. Just don't bury me key." With that caution, he burrowed back into the pile, resurfacing once in a while to chuck something onto the ground.

"Oh, by the way? That lass? She's Blue team. You might've seen her when we were doing what we were supposed to be doing, before I fucked it all up." Honestly, did teams really even matter anymore? They would all be pushing up the same daisies soon enough.

GeorgeTownRaja ( Ferociousfeind mentioned in passing)

 

[Atomic Chucklenuts]

Rex, upset at the fact Simmons would keep bugging him if he didn't help, decides to join in rebuilding the warthog. "Your attitude makes not want to help. But fine, as long as it means we can to go home faster and keeps you from running that battery you call a mouth, iron dork!" He said in a snarky tone towards Simmons; afterwards, he turns to Lucky next "Look, Lucky. We may be done talking for now, but I'll still help you realize everything's not so bleak and get you a safe home, after we find what we need to go back home that is." Rex then realized Luffy asked him a question "Oh, sorry for the late response, I can't make you an arm unfortunately. You may be able to ask someone else to make you one out of scraps or something."

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[Chungchangching]

Interactions:
ConnorOfficials GeorgeTownRaja
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE

Jesus crunchy Christ, this ghost is depressing. I know she's dead and all but liven up a little. I rubbed the back of my head as I began to get bummed out by her words. Was this because Raven told her she's not welcome to our cool serious girl duo? I sure hope not because she's with us now, no need to mope around with it. She kind of reminds me of myself whenever I'm alone. I didn't know what to say so it's probably best to keep my mouth shut, I might say something that I'll regret since this comforting shit is not my strong suit.​

 

[PopcornPie]

"Laddie, do you even really think any place is fit for me? Without any fingers, I probably couldn't defend meself in most situations. Yet I couldn't possibly survive back in me old place now...It's a paradox, really." Lucky rubbed his chin, then pawed at the dirt. Would it not cause a serious time issue-supposing they weren't already one wrong encounter away from destroying the fabric of time and space already-he really could see himself beginning a new warren here. It really depended on whether or not he would find the bare essentials: Food, water, and especially a TV with access to Duck Dynasty. A doe? Maybe. This could be the kind of story you'd want to pass down.

After a while, he'd made the mess slightly less messy. "Hey! You two laddies!" He beckoned Grif and Simmons over. "What do you make of this stuff?" He wanted to sit next to his key, but the hot ground on his bare bottom was intolerable.

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[Atomic Chucklenuts]

While digging in endless scrap with Lucky to find a pedal to help repair the worthog, Rex hears his comment on how he'd be defenseless without fingers. "Psh. Oh please, who said you need fingers to take care of yourself? And even if you did need fingers, you said you could use a gun right. Why should having fingers matter now if you survived this long without 'em?" Questioned Rex towards Lucky's complaint, remembering what he said to Luffy back at the gulch.

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[darkred]

Wait, the grenades were going off. But that wasn’t the REAL problem. Some idiot decided it was great to place a bomb inside his own soldier. Before anyone, even the Nora got the chance to escape, Aloy’s life seemed to flash before her eyes as she ran like hell. But it was too late, Aloy never got to achieve her goal at home: Save the world from Hades…

She faded into dust right there and then..

….. Was it really the end for the Nora?

No.

Darkness had the Nora staring up, floating in space-time until she reached the future.

Aloy looked up. The last time she checked, everyone got blown apart by a huge bomb in a soldier's armor. She mentally cursed as she pulled up. The place was dark and dusty and unlike a place she’d never seen before except in the old world holograms.

But they were just standing here now.

She turned, dusting herself off before checking her weapons and everything else.

She went with Kassandra and Price to watch over Caboose, and sighed

“I have some healing medicine. I use it for wounds but I don’t have it right now.

Blue Team
@thatguyinthestore @FactionGuerrilla @CabooseBabysitters

 

[PopcornPie]

"Uh, because I either had access to guns, or had guns provided to me?" Lucky retorted, trying to reclaim his boxers from under the heavy thing. "Do you have any idea how hard it's gonna be to readjust, and get me rabbit-sized guns back? I wouldn't be surprised if folks I shot at used it as an opportunity for revenge." He could see it clearly: He'd trudge back to his house, he'd return his recliner, he'd turn on his lamp, and then he would find himself surrounded by thugs he'd pissed off. "I don't even know if I'd want to risk it. I'd be turned into rabbit tobacco before I could even think about arming meself."

Atomic Chucklenuts

 

[CocoaMarshmallow]

Kendall

When everyone woke up from the wonky time travel, I had one thing to say to them.

"GAHAHAHA! YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES!"

And then I dealt with the worst stomachache I ever had in years.

True story.

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I had elected to go with Sarge and Donut, as I had noticed not many people wished to go with them. So, wanting to join the underdogs, I followed them all the way to... wherever they went in this new place. Now we're trying to patch up a tire for a Warthog. I think. I haven't been paying much attention. Maybe I should've gone with Grif, he'd understand me better.

I kneel down and inspect the tire closely. After looking at it for a solid minute, I stand up and announce, "Yep, that's a tire puncture alright. And I have zero idea on how to fix it."

A lightbulb goes off on my head. I slowly turn to Donut.

"Donuuuut~? Would you do the honors? I hear you're pretty good when it comes to things like this~"





gosh guys relax i'm just joking.

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Interactions:
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[Riven]

After watching the poor laptop being slapped out of Church's hands, the frame looked over at Benedict with his arms out in front, an ancient form from the days of old, a look of confusion. "What, the hell..", the Operator muttered, even he was dumbfounded by the action of the top hatted fellow. Umbra simply raised his hand to his face, a physical face slap of disappointment as he crossed his arms yet again to follow Church.

After another somewhat peaceful and uneventful walk, the group has ran into a dancing Tucker. As Church gave the impression of frustration, the warframe looked over to the dancing Tucker. "So he wants us to talk to him huh, too bad we can't..", the Operator speaks in frustration, to which Umbra nods. After a pick of the chin, the warframe gives his two hands a rub, a sign of an idea.

"What are you thinking..", the Operator whispers, to which, Umbra reaches into his side, to pull out his favorite weapon. The Infamous Sharpie. Without a second thought, the frame suddenly leaps at Tucker with the uncapped tool, scribbling onto his visor as the Operator could be heard within the frame's head the sound of stifling and choking, before turning into full blown laughter.

The warframe had made a drawing of what one would call, graffiti. An ancient drawing of a very familiar image if one had went to any kind of school. The Male reproductive organ, and it was now on Tucker's poor Visor.

This will definitely get a reaction.

Benedict Cucumberpatch
Kameron Esters-
thatguyinthestore

 

[Sayo-Nara]

Lana

once I opened my eyes again, I saw that I wasn’t actually dead. Where was I? Maybe this is some sort of afterlife? I wasn’t entirely sure, but I saw Eric was here so that was good enough for me. I slowly stood up and walked over to Eric I’m order to stay close with him. I couldn’t help myself and hugged him tightly as a tear or two dropped down my face. I didn’t say a word and just followed him and went with Sarge and Donut.

CocoaMarshmallow ​

 

[FactionGuerrilla]

• Apocalypse
• Status

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  Kassandra heard a pair of loud footsteps quickly approach the group from behind, and nearly pulled her throwing knife out to attack the incoming person, but a quick glance behind her back revealed that it was just Corvo, who had been unconscious longer than anyone else. Her posture immediately loosened up, though, and refocused upon Wyoming. At his question she posed an innocent, curious look, tilting her head to mask the fact that she and her friends were technically Church’s underlings and playing along with Price's game. After all, it was more convincing if two people admit the same thing, right?
  
  “Sorry, no. Haven’t met a Leonard at all. I’ll certainly keep an eye out for him, though.” Technically this was the truth, since Church never revealed his first name to his team- at least, as far as she could remember- and she was going to watch for Church and the other left goers... So she wasn't lying. It was just a carefully spoken truth, was all. Either way, since the Captain already asked the first question that was on her mind, the Spartan chose to ask a second question instead.
  
  “Where exactly are we, anyways? We’re... well, I guess you could call us explorers.” Again, technically the truth- at least for her and Aloy. Maybe not the soldier, Price, but Kassandra had been on her fair share of adventures not related to saving her family or destroying the Cult of Kosmos.
  
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  Physical Status: Lightly Injured
  Mental Status: Coy
  Location: ??? (Right Path)
  Team: Blue
  Direct Mentions: GM thatguyinthestore
  Indirect Mentions: Price jigglesworth , Corvo StaidFoal , Aloy darkred , Right Path teammates
  Acquired Equipment: Sniper Rifle, Pistol, Throwing Knives, Grenades, Sticky Grenade
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[thatguyinthestore]

"And you didn't think to bring it over to the currently broken and dismantled vehicle?" Simmons asked Lucky, annoyed. He turned to Grif, though before he can say anything, Grif spoke.

"I'm not gonna get that thing, Simmons. I already don't clean up my own mess, what makes you think that I'm gonna help these assholes clean their's?" Grif asked. Simmons shrugged. When Lucky asked why there weren't more members of Red Team here, Grif shrugged, just as Simmons just did. "I mean... I dunno. Guess our team if full of a bunch of lazy people."

"Yeah, and your attitude is the reason that we're stuck here. So uh... chop chop." Simmons said to Rex dryly. When Lucky called them over, Simmons would have been the only one to actually walk over, while Grif merely stood in place. Either he wasn't paying attention, or he was just that lazy. The maroon-armored soldier would look over the makeshift pile Lucky had made. "...what stuff? That key? Or that knife?" Simmons asked curiously. "I mean... maybe the key or the knife could be used to start the ignition. Or maybe that key works on something else?" He suggested. Just what the key was to work on, though, was in the air.

Regardless, it looks like if you wanted the Warthog to be fixed, you would have to find the petal yourself. It was somewhere in the pile, surely.

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"Well, I dunno where yer stuff is... and I certainly do not see how your spit or blood would help!" Sarge said, for whatever reason still deciding to scream his statement, rather than speaking in a normal tone like a normal person. "As for names, I'm Sarge, and the one in the pink armor over there is Donut," The Red Team Commander said as he pointed in the direction of said soldier, who waved excitedly in response. "I'm... kinda surprised that you don't know our names by now, actually. What did you get hit on the head or somethin'?"

As Red Riding Hood and Lealan searched the rubble for supplies, they luckily managed to luck out and find some duct tape! It was covered in a ton of rubble and some sticky, browned substance though. Ew.

"Oh, I thought about plugging up the hole with my own 'special' tool, but then I realized that it'd just be too tight of a fit for me!" Donut replied to Eric. It's probably best not to ask what the special tool was. Or you could, if you're brave enough.

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As Umbra suspected, his... unique method of grabbing his attention was met with quite the response. Instead of shoving the Warframe off of him, Tucker merely fumbled around and made grunting noises, arms flailing about. "G-get the fuck off me!" He finally managed to shout, which happened to be around the time that Umbra was done with his drawing. Upon focusing his eyes on said drawing, Tucker let out a scream and began to desperately rub his hands on his visor, trying to rub of obscene illustration off, though to no avail. "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A DICK ON MY FUCKING VISOR!?" Tucker shouted angrily while still scrambling to wipe it off.

"Heh... nice going...." Church snickered as he watched all of this play out.

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"Mmm... I'm afraid that that particular bout of information is classified, my friend," Wyoming mused upon hearing Price's question. "Business and such, I'm sure that you know how it is." He said, maintaining his friendly demeanor throughout their conversation. "As for where we are... well, I couldn't quite tell you that one either. I myself don't even know!" Wyoming exclaimed, following up his words with a hearty chuckle. Once the laughing subsided, he continued, "Though, if you don't know where my... friend is, then I suppose there's no use in sticking around." Wyoming said, before giving them a two-fingered salute and a slight nod. "Farewell, and I wish you luck on your travels, soldiers." He said, and with that, he merely began walking in the other direction.

"He seemed nice." Caboose said, before continuing onward, bellowing out the lyrics to "On the Road Again" once more.



After roughly an hour of walking, with nothing but the destroyed landscapes and the seemingly endless piles of trash and rubble to keep you company (as well as Caboose's 'singing'), the path eventually began to curve. Another ten minutes or so of walking past, when suddenly, another voice graced your ears! Or rather, voices. It seemed to be a mixture of loud, angry screaming, as well as equally loud, happy laughing. As you pressed further, the source of the voices was found. Said source was none other than the left path group! Who didn't appear to really be doing much work. Rather, the sight you were met with was Tucker fumbling around, screaming as he tried to rub a drawing of a penis off his visor, though it was drawn with what appeared to be the oh-so annoying permanent marker! Church, meanwhile, stood and laughed at Tucker's expense.

So much for contacting the other group when Tucker was found, huh?

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[PopcornPie]

"Kinda busy trying to explain to the others why I'm dead meat in every way possible, sir." Lucky replied, with an equally dry tone. That said, he was somewhat pleased by Simmon's appraisal. "Perfectly good knife, isn't it? Heh, maybe I can keep it as a souvenir, if nobody's gonna cut me open with it. Now, I know I chucked the pedal around here somewhere." With a resentful snort towards Grif, he resumed his organizing, dissatisfied by his answer regarding the rest of the Red team.

"Lupé, you there?" Lucky asked the air.

"Always was." Lupé responded happily. "Before you ask, I don't think we'll be able to go find the others. Not until we find that pedal, at least. You sure it left that big heap?"

"I could've sworn I chucked it out with the rest of the collection, Lassie..." Lucky replied, more confused than annoyed, once again burrowing inside the scrap pile. On his way inside, however, he met Lana. She started at him miserably, with eyes as hard as marble rock, and her teeth bared. She was covered in bloody scrapes, looking ready for the coroner. "Selfish bastard!" Her yell forced Lucky out with a loud, shrill "GAAAH!"

Sitting on his duff, the rabbit blinked a couple times, then slowly climbed back inside. This time, all that met him was his own reflection in a shard of copper. Lucky blinked a couple more times, then became angry at nobody in particular. "Lassie, did you really have to do that!?" He shouted at Lupé. "Now isn't the time for your hallucinations!"

"They're not MY hallucinations. I don't control that stuff." Lupé replied flatly.

"Well, you live in me consciousness, find the guy who does!" Lucky ordered, before grumbling unintelligible things about Lana. She was probably just hiding somewhere, anyway. If she was blessed with the sweet release of death, and he wasn't? Well, that was just unfair.

Despite that little shock, Lucky managed to come back to the surface with a few more armfuls of vaguely pedal-shaped objects.

thatguyinthestore

 

[BoltBeam]

Spoiler: BGM (Listen while you read if you want!)

Take A Part

Lealan nods to the girl. "Alright Red! Let's see if we can find more supplies in this rubble! I'm going to climb up and dig down, if you want to join me!" Lealan would mount the trash, eyes peeled for anything of use.

"Yep, let's go! It's not gonna find itself!" Red Riding Hood leapt down with her and began to search with her. "C'mon, there's gotta be 'something' in all of this junk!" She said aloud simply, until she laid her hands on something... sticky. She then retracted her arm, and ignoring the brown and sticky substance she had just put her hand on - lo and behold, duct tape! "This will do nicely." She commented.

As Red Riding Hood and Lealan searched the rubble for supplies, they luckily managed to luck out and find some duct tape! It was covered in a ton of rubble and some sticky, browned substance though. Ew.

Trying to get this weird substance off her hands, Red Riding Hood tried to stay composed. "I reckon this will be enough to patch the gap up - what do you think?" She suggested, glancing to Sarge and Donut and presenting the duct tape, then glancing to Lealan like 'nice work', acknowledging the aid she had put forward - and to be honest, it damn well helped. Every pair of hands is very appreciated.
Character Information

Link to CS: Here!​

Hex Code: #c93648​

Status (physically): Fine​

Status (mentally/emotionally): Confident​

Powers: Magical abilities and species abilities​

Items: Blood Weapon Scissors, water bottle (2/4 uses left), pistol (X2), throwing knife (X10), (disgusting) duct tape​

Skills/Abilities: Adaptable fighter, versatile (weapon-wise), best in none​

Course of action: Got item!​

RP Information

Location: Sidewinder, or at least what's left of it (the future)​

Interactions: thatguyinthestore , DerpyCarp ​

Mentions: None​

Nearby/In Group: @SargeAndDonut​