Phantom Thief of Hearts
We live in the Metal Gear timeline
"We work for Carlos Mendez..." Hitman explained as he pulled out a pistol and aimed it at the heroes, "And now that you know..." however instead of shooting them, the Hitman turned the gun to himself and fired. The Other hitmen killed themselves as well.
Suddenly a News report aired on a nearby television set about the Chestbridge Killings...
"Colonel Chestbridge the commanding officer of World War II super-team, Danger 5, has been added to the permanent collection of the London National History Museum..." a newswoman reported on the current state of Chestbridge's body.
Pierre ate popcorn as he and McKenzie stood in disgust at the assassination of the Colonel.
A rugged looking slob of a man walked over to the two Jedi Warriors, "Hey, can you tell me if this is a good motion picture?"
Jackson gave Pierre a sly wink, while he held the VHS tape in his hand.
Pierre chuckled at Jackson's use of Home Video code, "Yes it is, my friend..." Pierre grabbed a nearby VHS and presented to his friend, "And you will also love the sequel."
Tucker and Claire walked into the scene with the Squids in tow ( Ferociousfeind )
Tucker fumbled about with a stack of VHS tapes, "Ultimatum, No Man's Land, Secret Invasion, Night of the Owls..." Tucker listed the array of Home Videos with distress in his voice. The Aussie turned to his wife's aid, "Claire! I can't find a movie with a title that says what I want to say!"
Pierre tried to calm the Aussie down, "Be cool, my friend!"
"But I want to use home video code too, Pierre!" Tucker aggressively insisted.
This act of hostility prompted McKenzie to grab the Aussie by the collar and shout, <"Keep your voice down, Ginger man!">
Pierre was quick to pull McKenzie off of Tucker. The Famous Pierre quickly apologized for McKenzie's actions, "I'm sorry, Tucker... ever since Luke died, McKenzie has gotten very hot-headed."
Pierre then offered his bucket of popcorn over to the lion man, "McKenzie... have some movie corn."
McKenzie readily accepted the offering.
Jackson looked over his shoulder and over the VHS racks, "Hey... Where's Ilsa? She didn't come here with you? She isn't here..." Panic became more evident in his voice, "Where the hell is she!!?"
"Well, if she was where she would have showed us this," Claire presented a VHS tape of her own to the gang.
The Group including Jackson came to the same conclusion.
"--As two key suspects have emerged in the Chestbridge Killings..." The news caught the attention of the group.
"--Nazi War Criminal, Otto Skorzeny, and an Unknown accomplice..."
"Otto Skorzeny! I saw that piece of fish get eaten up by a Dianoga... He should be dead," Pierre was astonished by how the Nazi War Criminal managed to survive not only getting devoured by a Trash Compactor Monster but also the Dog Star's destruction.
"Yeah but apparently Dianoga stomachs are roomier than you think and he's hiding out in Argentina..." Jackson explained, who was suddenly an expert on Trash Compactor Monster thanks to his time on MPD, "Word is that he's still using the real Carlos Mendez' identity..." Jackson's own issues began to rear their ugly heads, "The Police Department don't give a damn! They Shoved so much red tape up my ass, Man!"
Pierre looked rather disgusted by Jackson's description of his issues with the police department.
"Maybe that Gun-Nut killed Ilsa too..." Tucker theorized the possible fate of their teammate.
"Ilsa can't die!" Jackson stomped his foot in a show of defiance before he shifted gears back to the topic, "Carlos killed the Colonel; Carlos has to pay!"
"You said it, Jackson," Claire was ready to avenge the death of their commanding officer, "Just like the good old days..."
"McKenzie book us seven tickets to Buenos Aires," Pierre requested his fellow Jedi turned Butler on their quest for vengeance.
"No, we can't go to Argentina!" Tucker surprised all in the room with his refusal.
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