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Appearance:
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'Quote' (optional):
(Honestly, I couldn't find the best Johnny quote, so here's a compilation of them.)
Name:
Johnny Wiseau
Universe From (Series your character comes from. OCs are labeled as OCs):
The Room
Gender:
Male
Sexual Orientation (Optional):
Heterosexual?
Species:
Vampire
Bio (Short/Long, who gives a shit?):
Johnny was real American hero. Also vampire. He had his best friends Denny and Mark, and his sexy future wife Lisa. He loved throwing the football and laughing all the time. He had a great sex life with Lisa, and went to work in his flying car. Then Mark slept with Lisa, and Johnny, forgetting that he was a vampire, tried to shoot himself. It failed, of course, and he was up and at 'em in no time. Now he's stuck in New Gotham, working at the bank and trying to get his promotion.
Personality:
Johnny is a nice, swell vampire. He loves laughing with his friends, and not thinking too hard so it comea out right. He is sometimes prone to anger, and his bouts of rage shake the Earth, as well as the hearts of everyone around him. He's also a brilliant actor, being featured in the hit movie "The Room," and having a documentary made about him called "The Disaster Artist."
Skills (Normal, Human-like stuff):
Johnny is an amazing football player, possibly the best in the world. He's also an amazing mathematician, having saves the bank a lot of money at some point. He has an amazing fashion sense, and is a professional love maker.
Powers/Abilities (Superhuman stuff):
As a vampire, he has the expected powers. Improved senses, strength, speed, healing factor. The like. He also has the ability to find humor in anything, even brutal stories of violence. His prescence makes everyone love him, except for Lisa of course.
Weaknesses (If anything notable):
He can't go into the sunlight without wearing his signature sense of style, stakes to the heart, anything like that will kill him. He is also very trusting, not being able to see that his future wife was cheating on him when it was metaphorically smacking him in the face.
Others (Trivia, Theme music, etc.) (Optional):
So, yeah. He's Johnny from "The Room." And no, I'm not part of a shitposting invasion. I just thought it would be absolutely hilarious to have Johnny from The Room as a vampire. Also, he has a flying car.
Go watch his new film series, Best F(r)iends. I went to see the second installment, and it's legit pretty solid.