IG42
Paranoid Android
We'll strap her to a chair Clockwork Orange style and make her watch educational children's programmes.
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QizPizza
Not Quiznos
All the generals are needed in order to educate Silver a normal 10-year-old's reading level. XD
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I'm concerned yet slightly intrigued by what I've come back to
(Sorry if this shows up as a double post. I have no idea what I've posted or haven't posted, and my wifi can barely load the website right now.)
(Sorry if this shows up as a double post. I have no idea what I've posted or haven't posted, and my wifi can barely load the website right now.)
Avari
Four Thousand Club
MagicPenguin
Roland: You're... Eating waffles again.
Lucrezia: I eat waffles when I'm having a bad day.
Roland: But you eat waffles everyday.
Lucrezia:
IG42
Paranoid Android
Roland: You're... Eating waffles again.
Lucrezia: I eat waffles when I'm having a bad day.
Roland: But you eat waffles everyday.
Lucrezia:
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
Roland: You're... Eating waffles again.
Lucrezia: I eat waffles when I'm having a bad day.
Roland: But you eat waffles everyday.
Lucrezia:
Sounds like a comic you might find in the funnies section of the newspaper.
QizPizza
Not Quiznos
Raijin is the kind of guy walk out of his home with nothing but a pair shorts on. He's not trying to show off (though it sure seems like it), it's just acultural difference. Even when He's one article of clothing away from going commando, he's still wearing more clothes than 90% of the Oni population combined.
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
He might have some trouble with public indecency laws when he gets to Earth.
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
she shall resist and bite all of them and hide up a tree.
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
Then there will be no cat treats!
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
Then there shall be a sulking cat.
She shall live in the tree.
(Until her brother bribes her down)
QizPizza
Not Quiznos
Or until Rai gets tired of her antics and climbs the tree and drags Silver back down. At this point, she's getting a leash
Avari
Four Thousand Club
Kinky.
QizPizza
Not Quiznos
Nah, as long as he wears pants, he'll be fine. But do expect him to go all Grey Fullbuster and spontaneously strip down to his underwear at potentially awkward situations
QizPizza
Not Quiznos
And Lucrezia will provide the whip, correct?
Avari
Four Thousand Club
This week in: Rai gets hypothermia
QizPizza
Not Quiznos
Don't worry, he'll just have to kill the god of Hail to inherit immunity to cold. In the meanwhile, his companions should always carry a space blanket around
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
Who's the god of hail on earth? Like, Odin or Poseidon or what?
QizPizza
Not Quiznos
Thorgerdr Holgabrudr, from Norse mythology. But I meant that he should kill her before going to Earth, if it was even possible
Avari
Four Thousand Club
Wouldn't carry over to your Human form m'fraid
QizPizza
Not Quiznos
Unless he's ethnically Russian as a human.
Avari
Four Thousand Club
I'm just looking forward to Lisa trying to work and everyday it's like
"Hi! Welcome to Millers! Our special today is... Oh it's you."
"Hi! Welcome to Millers! Our special today is... Oh it's you."
QizPizza
Not Quiznos
And that, children, is how you don't earn tips
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
Marcus adjusts really well
He works walking people's dogs and people are just like "oh, our dog is really snappy and vicious, most other dog walkers won't take him..."
Within two seconds, the dog wants to be Marcus's best friend
He works walking people's dogs and people are just like "oh, our dog is really snappy and vicious, most other dog walkers won't take him..."
Within two seconds, the dog wants to be Marcus's best friend
