Badly Describe a Game Here

[Funnier President]

Pokemon Sword and Shield AKA-
The one with a politician who acts like a normal politician and tries to destroy the world

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Minecraft if it was Directed by Ridley Scott:
Deep Rock Galactic

Have a fascinating conversation about anime waifus with Winnie the Pooh while 12 year olds run around yelling racial slurs:
VRChat

The sibling rivalry between two boomers reaches a climax, forcing a family member to step in and beat the shit out his father for skipping out on about twenty four years of child support payments:
Devil May Cry V

Fallout The Frontier, Except not an absolute trainwreck (also it's cheeki breeki)
Metro Exodus

The Homicidal Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles go to 'Nam!
Star Wars Republic Commando

 

[Wojak.]

Survive a full artillery barrage, nearly die to a light shovel smack.
- Battlefield 1.

 

[Ephemeral]

Chess: Moving tiny royal court pieces in pattern within fixed square boxes

 

[BackSet]

Your Peggy Sue fic brought to life.
-Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity

 

[cramskcih]

It’s about a blue ball that sometimes looks like an animal an fights a bald scientist.

-Sonic the hedge hog

 

[Macintot]

The thinking man's Pacific Rim: Into the Breach

 

[silent whisper]

Watch dogs 3 - England gta with hackers no stores and NO ONLINE MODE

it’s hurts but one day it shall come

 

[92MilesPrower]

Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure, but the Giant Rat gets possessed by an Eldritch god.
-Kirby Squeak Squad

 

[TheAceInTheDeck]

Make NPCs fight each other and act like an idiot.

-T.A.B.S.

 

[Brimstone]

A strategic masochists favourite game
- Dark Souls

 

[SnapePotions34]

Person's spouse gets deleted, child gets yeeted, and the peeps who did it get defeated.
-Fallout 4

 

[AnWizard]

Let's be xenophobic
-Stellaris

 

[Macintot]

Pokemon Ranger: In which circles=friendship

 

[Illxsixns]

Just Monika
No wait, Just Sayori
Wtf, now it's just Natsuki
NOW IT'S JUST YURI WH-

Wait...

That order is wrong...

Well crap it doesn't matter, it's just back to Just Monika instead

(DDLC Doki Doki Literature Club)

 

[TheAceInTheDeck]

"why aren't my rutabagas ready yet?"

-Stardew Valley

 

[BaikynTaykr]

An incredibly intricate, well put together, and ultimately revolutionary action RPG that sets the standard for all other games in its genre and the gaming world at large.

- Cyberpunk 2077

 

[BackSet]

Mostly recycled jokes and memes.
-This Very Game

 

[Thanny]

Guy fights animal-themed guys overhead and retakes England to avenge father and some sock-themed guy.

--Stronghold

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Survival Communism Simulator

-Don't Starve Together

 

[Stricken Steel]

Pick up Gun, Fight Zombies, Make More Weapons With Gun.

-DeadRising-

 

[Macintot]

Escape your life of boring menial labor by... performing menial labor (But with more rutabagas)! - Stardew Valley

 

[Avante]

Mining in Harvest Moon - Reverse Minesweeper with holes (instead of bombs)

 

[The Dreamer of the Lore]

My dad is destroying the world so I got to destroy him while I go break all the religion rules around here.

FFX

 

[Thanny]

A Texan, a punchy iguana, a sneaky girl, and a sniper of dubious nature confront galaxies' problems swept under the rug with the power of friendship -- Brute Force