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[Cosmo]

Watching people become incestuous cannibals who will die to infections from a horde of manhunting rabbits. Great time, 12/10 would become a mother lover again. ~ Rimworld.

Band of losers who always find new ways of dying and disappointing you and their mothers ~ Battle Brothers

This game makes you understand why incognito mode exist ~ Crusader Kings 2

Realize that in all the grand tales of heroes and adventures, there is a desperate ruler trying to corral them like unruly children ~ Majesty

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

"Do you feel like a hero yet?" -Spec-Ops: The Line

Nice guys, metalheads, weebs, and Chinese bots fight for superiority over the Internet. -For Honor

Rich white guy dresses up as a flying rodent to beat up the lower class and mentally insane. -Batman: Arkham Series

 

[Username4245]

Rich white guy dresses up as a flying rodent to beat up the lower class and mentally insane... with choices!
Batman: The Telltale Series

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Metro 2033: A young Russian man accidentally genocides a race because someone told him to.

Metro Last Light: Young Russian man fights against Fascists and Communists so he can get laid.

Metro Exodus: Snowpiercer, but Slavic and without snow.

 

[NeonFlow]

A bunch of Japanese swordman knock each other off a platform to be declared the winner, sometimes Nintendo’s other intellectual properties show up.

Super smash bro’s ultimate.

a recycled game but this time gravity is funny and we can fly/go underwater

Mario kart 8

food products throw boomerangs at each other.
Boomerang fu

 

[countstellations]

11 year old saves lizard. meets multidimensional scalies. becomes scalies. meets scaly dad. becomes different scalie. defeats bad scalie. scalie dad is real dad.
Scaler (god please anyone remember this awful game)

 

[Kurotsuki]

You get dropped out of the sky and are made to fight people for no reason while a bunch of salty 8 year olds scream at you over the mic and then dance on your grave

I think it's pretty obvious what this game is

... Fortnite

 

[Macintot]

Ignore all historical realism as samurai, vikings, knights, and Romans duke it out to see who can parry the best - For Honor

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Ignore all historical realism as samurai, vikings, knights, and Romans duke it out to see who can parry the best - For Honor

INCREDEBILIS!

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Deliver pizza to some random business man over saving a family from a burning building.

Thanks PS2 Spider-man, you’re a real hero.

 

[Squidiot]

Magic golf ball creates super-powered zombies and gives them a penchant for guns & destruction to spite an old foe.
- Destiny

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

A game that literally refuses to die.
-This very forum game

 

[BackSet]

Actual decent online.
-Kirby Fighters 2

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

--CAUTION; PULL UP--
-Ace Combat 7

 

[BackSet]

The Joker holds a gun to his head at the end of this one.
-Lego Batman: The Videogame

No joke that's actually something he does.

 

[S n o w]

A criminal is put in charge of one of the strongest organizations in the world by the same people who arrested them minutes earlier.
-Dragon Age: Inquisition

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Space.
-Elite Dangerous

Space but more chill.
-No Man's Sky

 

[Zer0]

Climb and kill giants for your true love, but never get to see her wake up.
- Shadow of the Colossus

 

[Zer0]

Kill aliens and soldiers without ever speaking a word.
-Half Life

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Kill nazis and innocent passerby without ever speaking a word.
-Medal of Honor

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Everybody you like dies or goes missing without explanation.

-The Evil Within 1 and 2.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

War crimes.
-Ace Combat 0: The Belkan War

 

[Wyldrwolf]

Sons of Anarchy reject lives life on the run from zombies, but who calls them zombies anymore?
— Days Gone

 

[BackSet]

Tekken but it's Pokemon.
-Pokken Tournament

 

[Lone Star II]

A trio of dudes with a key that needs to fix worlds and find other small children ~Kingdom Hearts I